Love Per Square Foot Page #8

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Hey!

Don't change sides.

Nothing like this has ever

happened in our family.

The Chaturvedi family name makes the

headlines every day, doesnt it?

Don't be angry. What's done is done.

Accept it as God's will.

And you...

don't be upset.

Come here.

You're the first Chaturvedi

in four generations

who will have his own home.

Stop cursing Chaturvedis.

This boy will humiliate us some day.

- Papa, at least meet her once.

- I don't want to meet anyone.

The blushing eyes

The glasses filled to the brim

Let me drink

Tomorrow's so unpredictable

Let me be fearless tonight

Let me live freely tonight

So lovely!

- You've got a great voice.

- Thank you!

Why do I feel that I've

heard your voice before?

Does he sing on the radio?

Not the radio.

Then why do I think I've heard...

You must have heard his voice

at Dadar train station.

He was a Railway Announcer.

Oh!

Right, of course.

Of course, of course, yes.

Every time I traveled

from Mezgaon to Maim...

- Mazgaon to Mahim

- In the train, yes.

That's where I heard your voice.

It sounded very different.

Not like those lady announcers.

"The train at platform number 9..."

So irritating, like crows.

- Crows!

- Crows!

Crow!

She referred to them as crows!

Please try this, I made these.

Brownies.

Egg-less, it's egg-less.

Here you go.

You also have.

Mrs. D'Souza, it was

really fun meeting you.

And, Karishma, dear.

- It's Karina...

- I'm even more happy to meet you.

But we're strictly vegetarians.

Yes, and we're strictly non-vegetarians.

No one eats vegetarian food?

Then how is this going to work?

Right, that's what I told her.

How will this work?

Well, they will build

their own little home.

And their own ground rules. So what?

Their home? Their home?

And if they don't have a home,

won't they get married?

- No, uncle. That's not it.

- Then what?

He is right.

Won't you two get married

if you don't have a home?

Are you marrying for

the flat, or for love?

- You both love each other, right?

- Of course, I do.

I love him, Mom.

- Sanju, you say it too.

- Huh?

What huh?

He's exactly like his father.

Blossom, don't you worry at all.

Congratulations.

Sorry, Mrs. Chaturvedi.

But no one in my family has

ever got married like this.

Nobody in our family either, but...

When the husband and wife are

ready, what can the Qazi do?

- Qazi?

- Priest.

Let's go to Mrs. D'souza's home and

light the holy lantern of good luck.

- Then we'll discuss further.

- Absolutely.

I have to talk to Father Lori.

Come.

- Karina, listen...

- Stop, stop, stop here.

Don't open your eyes.

Don't open your eyes.

Welcome to the Chaturvedi

And D'Souza residency.

Ta-dah!

There was an auction at the church of

the furniture from the old Parish

and I bought all of it.

What do you think?

Bed. Fridge.

TV is your responsibility.

Why?

Because we must share everything 50-50.

Isn't that right, Mr. Chaturvedi?

Come.

I still don't remember

what had happened.

But I didn't want to

hide anything from you.

- Karina, I love...

- Stop!

Don't say it.

I got carried away.

My dream, my independence...

And then...

Let's keep this as a deal.

And not get into the hassles of love.

Now if I tell Mom...

Sh*t! Sanjay!

Sh*t!

- Sanjay, you made me dependent again.

- No, Karina.

Karina, girl.

Come here.

Come.

- So that's what the furniture is for?

- Yeah.

Come.

- And this is Sanjay...

- Chaturvedi.

- Nice to meet you, Sanjay.

- Same here, Father.

So Mum's telling me that

you two work together.

- What do you do, Sanjay?

- I am a software engineer.

Admitting honestly doesn't

make the crime forgivable.

How convenient!

First, you kill someone,

and then confess honestly

so you should be forgiven.

It was a stupid mistake. An accident.

And these things do happen, right?

Even you ended up on

Sanjay's terrace, accidentally.

You kissed him while you

were seeing someone, right?

That was different.

I wrote everything

in the letter to Samuel.

Really? Letter?

What do you...

What do you mean? Huh?

Him cheating on me is justified?

It's fine?

- I deserve this.

- No, you deserve better.

You deserve that house.

You deserve Sanjay.

But don't ruin everything

for a stupid mistake.

Don't forgive him so easily.

Let him feel guilty for a while.

He should be sh*t scared!

And then you can forgive him.

Now, do I send this form ahead, or not?

D'souza-Chaturvedi Residence.

Here. Right here.

Move aside, will you?

Wait! Just wait!

- Wait!

- I said move.

Or else D'Souza and

Chaturvedi will fall down.

Now I'll have to move

or she will spill the

color on my clothes.

- Perfect.

- Come, son.

- What does she have to do?

- Kick it.

Kick it?

Yes, kick.

I mean you just need to topple it.

Come on.

No, no. That's bad omen.

Use your right leg.

- Is your daughter lefty?

- No, no.

Karina, right.

Congratulations.

- I guess that's too much force.

- She played football in school.

She broke all the records. Amazing!

No!

Sorry, sorry.

No, Rehmat.

He's my only son.

I don't like this idea of

getting married in the court.

As Rehmat said earlier

the last day to submit the marriage

certificate is the day after tomorrow.

Once their marriage is registered

we'll have a grand wedding later.

- Right.

- Yes, that's right.

Sorry, I heard grand wedding.

But Karina doesn't like

any of that, you know.

We have very simple weddings.

Sanjay also doesn't want.

Fine, we'll have a simple wedding.

A handful of guests from your

side, and a few from ours.

- Food, drinks and trumpets.

- Band?

What are you saying? How can we

have trumpets blaring at the court?

We'll call the registrar

at a wedding hall.

How will you get a hall in two days?

This isn't Kanpur

where you can get married

in your own courtyard.

- Sister, what an idea.

- Huh?

Just say the word, and we'll get

them married in their own courtyard.

Yeah. Here?

Yes, that will be great.

They will get married right here,

and settle down here.

But don't tell those idiots. Or

else they will meddle with our plans.

- It will be a surprise.

- Surprise, right.

And it'll be really simple, right?

What's backyard?

Karina.

Sanjay, I don't want to

talk about it right now.

What is this?

Karina, I want to marry you.

And I really want to marry

you. Not this charade.

Not by lying to everyone. This deal...

This is not how I want to do it.

I want a proper one, please.

No, I...

- I don't want to do this.

- Karina.

Karina, will you...

You already laid down your weapons?

Come, dear, we must get

on with the rituals. Come on.

- What is it?

- Come down to the office right now.

- I must talk to you.

- I can't come now.

- I have a house-warming...

- It's about the night we had sex.

- Hello?

- How about my stole?

Yes. Yes, it will do.

It's a ritual.

And after this ritual, she's

no longer your daughter.

It's just like giving token at the

time of house registration.

- I had a dream.

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