Love Punjab Page #9

I did everything for him.

He used to come home drunk at night.

And he used to ask me to

serve him fresh hot flam breads

I used to serve him

fresh hot flat breads.

Once, late in the night

he came home sloshed.

He kept roaring.

He asked me to serve him

fresh hot flat breads.

- Then?

- I got angry.

I don't know what happened to me

I think I was possessed.

I picked up a small bat, covered

my face and started beaming him up

I hit him black and blue.

Really?

From that day onwards.

...he never ever mentioned them.

Now when I serve hot flat breads.

...he cools them down

and then eats them.

- Stop it now.

- Great.

The Brar family seems

very happy today.

What's happening?

Laughter is echoing

in the Brar household today.

The whole family is

sitting together, father.

Tell me what's the reason, dear.

I..

Nothing.

Why are you laughing? Tell me.

Females have so many

things to talk about.

Now we won't be telling

you everything, will we?

Let it be father.

It won't be anything

meaningful anyway.

They must be making fun of someone

- I know everything.

- Quiet.

Oh God.

Aren't you ashamed of

insulting me in this old age..

...in front of my son

and my daughter-in-law?

Look dear,

how he is threatening me with the bat.

Grandma, you two always keep fighting.

Why don't you take

a divorce from grandpa?

He never gives me anything

He sold the instruments

to buy machinery.

He still hasn't returned them.

He is a miser.

Try me and then you will know.

Go and get my medicines.

I won't. Live or die, I don't care.

Oh my Zeenat Aman, go and get it.

Damn you.

You flirt with me

in front of the kids.

- He thinks he is Rajesh Khanna

- Get lost.

Look son, this is how you

can sweetly make woman do your work.

Yes

Drama

My son will sleep with me?

Let's go.

Okay.

So that boys knows better

English than your teacher.

Lift your bum, son

Higher.

Sir, if you don't stop

punishing us like this..

...then I will come about

you to the headman's grandson.

Threats?

I will beat your friendship

until it is red. Let me tell you

Sir, don't punish them

till his grandson is here.

I cannot eat until

I see them punished.

So what do you mean now,

that I should stay hungry for 15 days?

I am going on a leave.

Approve my 15 days' leave.

I cannot do this drama

Friend, get back to your seam.

Go and sit down.

- Hey teacher; how you doing?

- Well.

- How's schooling, teacher?

- Good.

Will anyone of them

become the prime minister?

Mum do you say?

- I..

- I..

- Am.

- Am.

- Not..

- Not..

- Going..

- Going..

- On a..

- On a..

- Leave!

- Leave!

That's great, teacher.

You framed an English

sentence perfectly

- Really?

- Yes.

This means it was just fear.

Take this, dear. You will get twins.

- Twins

- Hail the great sage.

Go.

Yes dear? One or two?

One Already have one

Yes, according to your age,

only one is fine

Not me, I want it

for my daughter-in-law.

Oh. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Here, dear. Feed it to your husband.

Take it.

But remember, tell him not to

think about monkeys while eating it.

What?

Well, dear,

only he knows what he talks about.

- Go.

- I praise the sage.

- Twins

- I praise the sage.

- Twins

- I praise the sage.

Go.

Good.

This is making all the villagers play.

Manveer is also very happy here.

He is much better than before.

Father..

You have always fought with mother.

But from the time I have come back..

...l have been noticing

that you fight with her a lot.

Do you ever feel that you made

a mistake by getting married to her?

What do you think,

I don't know the truth?

Have you lost your mind?

All the old women are the same.

You shouldn't get angry with them,

let me tell you.

No man can be ever happy with them.

Don't tell your father

about this sweet.

He will start lecturing

for no good reason.

You know he has already lost his mind.

I don't get it, mother.

You fight with him all day long.

How did you spend

so many years with him?

This is life

What's so special with life otherwise?

My aunt's daughter's

husband hits her every day.

- Oh my God!

- She still lived a good life.

This means what those sweet

talks about love are also fake?

What love? Have you lost your mind?

Love? That too with that old hag?

You should love your friends.

- You love your children.

- True.

But still, even if they

have a snake instead of a tongue.

They are better off at home

All men are worthy of being killed.

- Yes. So true

- Absolutely.

Help me up, dear.

My knees

I think he is a quack

Wow.

You were the smart one, weren't you?

I am very smart,

but everyone makes mistakes, Parbo.

Yes, like Zora..

Who is Zora, son?

Mother, Zora is her

eldest uncle's son

- ls he your real uncle's...?

- No. He isn't.

Why do you talk about

things you know nothing about?

- Let it be, you liar.

- He is just.

I want to discuss

something with you two.

- Yes?

- Yes?

I am having doubts on you two.

Did you two have a

disagreement or something?

We are always smiling and laughing.

- Did you?

- No.

- Oh mother...!

- I have never seen you two fighting.

Come again?

You want me to buy a dress worth Rs.

20000 for the reception?

You want two dresses worth Rs. 40,000!

I've been going bankrupt

from the time I have married you.

Talk to me and stop punching me...!

Stop punching me!

Mother, you better come

here and save your son!

What are you saying? Please don't

ruin my image in front of everyone

I don't like this drama.

Mother, save your son!

- Please! Shut up! Please!

- They are fighting!

Mother, save your son!

Now I am assured

that everything is fine

- They will make a good couple.

- Mother, save your son!

Mother!

Now I will tell you who is good. No!

- She might hit him

- They will handle it on their own

- Mother, save your son!

- Oh God!

Smile

"I had got matches from

big shots near and fan"

Your earrings are beautiful.

"The middleman had lured

me with promises of cars."

You perhaps never noticed before.

I have worn them earlier as well.

"I had got matches from

big shots near and fan"

"The middleman had lured

me with promises of cars."

"Sisters-in-law too tried

to cajole me but I didn't give in"

"Take me into your fair arms,

I belong to you."

"Take me into your fair arms,

I belong to you."

"Take me into your fair arms,

I belong to you."

"Take me into your fair arms,

I belong to you."

"There is no more beautiful

in this world other than you"

"Boys look for excuses

to befriend you."

"There is no more beautiful

in this world other than you"

"Boys look for excuses

to befriend you."

"I am known as the

example of loyalty."

"I only chant your name."

"Take me into your fair arms,

I belong to you."

"Take me into your fair arms,

I belong to you."

"Take me into your fair arms,

I belong to you."

"Take me into your fair arms,

I belong to you."

Uncle Rajvinder Singh.. Rs 2000.

Uncle Amarjit Singh. Rs. 500.

- Listen..

- Yes?

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