Love You You

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Help!

Be careful, sit down

Are you okay?

I beg you to rescue my parents!

They're still in the sea

I beg you to rescue them!

Last night's storm was too powerful

I'm begging you

My mother gave me the last plank of wood

Don't be afraid

Fisherman Uncle is here for you

Don't be afraid

Tell Fisherman Uncle your name

My name is Xiami

Dried Shrimp

Xia as in Summer, Mi as in Rice

Xiami

Are you hungry?

I'll get you something to eat

Mother

Mother

That accident at sea changed my whole life

Father, Mother, I still think of you

I recruited you because you know how to read lips

If you won't even use that

Why do I need you?

Get out!

Lawyer Gao

I came here to apply for a case

investigator position

That's a job I can definitely do well

Get out!

What do you want?

Lawyer Gao, Mr. JK is here

Mr. JK

Long time no see

Please come in

Go out!

That scoundrel

He's been cheating tourists

on that island of every penny

I want you to get a good investigator

to collect information on him

No problem

Isn't there coffee?

Change it

Darling

I already wired the money over to you

Xiaoli

Let me take that

Mr. JK, here's the coffee you wanted

How did you know I wanted coffee?

I saw it from outside

You saw it?

Yes, because I can read lips

You can read lips?

I am Lawyer Gao's assistant investigator

My name is Xiami

I'm going to find you an amazing investigator

No need

I've already found one

Thank you Mr. JK! Thank you boss!

Mr. JK

Miss Xiami is our best investigator!

My friend was vacationing on Love You You Island

And the boss cheated him of a lot of money

I want you to collect...

his business records

So I can sue him and win

(Person in charge: You Lele)

You Lele

I'm going to get you

Ladies and gentlemen

I'm Captain

Love You You

Beautiful bride,

May I?

Sure!

What's your name?

Linda

My buddies...

Attack!

Take out your cash and credit cards

Please don't hurt my wife!

I'll give you anything you want

George, I'm so scared. George

Password?

Whose birthday is 1210?

My mother's

Your mother's

His mother's

In that case, I have to check

Go there!

Did you ever

Touch that sexy secretary in your office?

How do you know

there's a sexy secretary in my office?

Hurry up and answer

But what does this have to do with the robbery?

I'll answer, I'll answer

Yes

I did fantasize about it

But I never touched her

I swear

And have you ever taken a mistress?

How could I when I wasn't even married?

You intend to have a mistress when you're married?

I don't mean that

Don't argue. Shut up

That sword of his must be fake

If we attack him, we'll definitely win

Why do you want to marry her?

Why?

Because...

Spit it out

I kill without remorse

Because...

I'm making the first strike

- C'mon, let's attack together

- Because...

The sword is so sharp, hubby!

Very sharp

Hey!

Boss!

Attack! Attack! Why are you not attacking?

Why should we attack?

A misunderstanding!

Actually it's all a misunderstanding

He's just the organizer of the wedding

This is just a test for the groom

My wife!

I want to see you next to me

when I get up every morning

You need to pay extra

I was injured on the job

I'm not with the couple.

Just treat it as an accident

You're so righteous

You pay for it then

Why should I pay you anything?

Moneygrubber

I'll pay, I'll pay!

I'm very satisfied with my husband's answer

I'll happily pay you any amount

Good! As long as someone pays

Buddies, we're done here!

Love You You! Give me your phone number

I'm leaving!

If there's anything you need

- Feel free to call me

- Trash

Look, our phone number's right here

Our resort has many wedding games

And performances

Remember, my name is You Lele

Go back and tell your boss,

this is what you get for bothering me

Heard that?

You Lele

"Trash"

"Trash"

A true piece of trash

"Trash"

Hey!

Hey!

"Trash Trash Trash"

"Trash"

Order anything you want

Have another glass

Drink up!

Passport?

Passport!

What do you want?

Think you look better from the left side?

Passport!

We need the passport for registration!

Boss

What?

Some scores have arrived

A whole group of scores

We'll conquer them!

Luxury brand

Also luxury brand

Another luxury brand

Truly scores

He's indeed a moneygrubber

Ladies!

Welcome!

Welcome to New Century Magical Beach

What's this?

Why is it so expensive?

Not expensive at all

As part of the new generation

of sophisticated ladies

You pursue luxury brands

Why not pursue spiritual luxury?

Let me show you

Southeast Asia's most famous Magical Soul Ritual

It'll be an unforgettable experience

What is it?

Liar

Let our Master Chicken...

Chicken!

Be the captain of your souls

Let him unburden you of pain

I want you. I don't want him

Only you

Of course

Let me take you on a tour through the horizons

Leave behind your sorrows

And then finally

You may rest against my chest

What do you say?

Follow me!

I heard the story of the Fisherman Uncle

who saved Xiami

Very famous

Correct, you know your stuff

This is the sand sculpture of Fisherman Uncle

If you take a photo with him and

Place it under your pillow

In just 7 weeks, 43 days

- You'll be able to...

- Isn't that 49 days?

Yes, but bringing it earlier by a week is better

No matter if you're praying for love or marriage

Or fair weather

Or beautiful looks

Have you chosen what you'll pray for?

Doesn't matter if you haven't decided

Take a photo first. One photo for 1 00 dollars

Click away

Here's a fat girl sand sculpture

She's not just any fat girl

Her name is Xiami

When she fell into the sea, nobody could save her

Because she was just so fat

It was only Fisherman Uncle

Who was able to use all his strength

to pull her out of the water

Who knew that Xiami would be so ungrateful

and even tried to separate...

Fisherman Uncle and his girlfriend

Because she wanted him for herself

Nevermind

We have here a magical stone

Born from thousands of years underwater

If you throw this stone at Xiami here

Your romantic rival will starting hurting all over

Even in the butt

So... catch this!

Don't rush. There's more over here

There's a discount today

Money

Cheat!

What right do you have to call me a cheat?

Because I'm Xiami

I was there when it happened!

Did you lose weight or something?

Should have said so earlier,

I would've made a slimmer sculpture

He's a cheat. Don't believe him!

This is my girlfriend

She became like this from praying too much

So you have a girlfriend

No, I broke up with her some time ago

No! Your girlfriend!

I'm now single

Your girlfriend

Yes!

We have a floating wedding hall on the sea

But you have to be willing to spend

Good!

Miss Sophia, don't worry

I'll give you a most memorable wedding

Leave it to me, thank you!

- Chicken

- Yes?

Get ready, we're starting work!

You're paying such a low salary,

who would do the job?

Woke up, eh?

Why are you still here?

Actually my passport and purse

were stolen at the harbor

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