Lovely Page #2

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l'm not here to give

my daughter to you,

l'm here to warn you.

You don't know about

my generation, uncle.

We're lazy to prepare

for exam or interview,

but we're fully prepared for any

eventuality regarding girls.

You can threaten or warn

as much as you can.

So, warnings will not stop you.

What about money?

How dare you ask that, uncle?

Are lovers lPL players to buy?

ls love a newly released film

to do piracy?

Love! l know the speed

of this matter.

l didn't put price on it,

l'm putting price on you.

Tell me how much you want?

- Please give Rs.450, sir.

ls it enough?

Mine is 100 days love story,

paying forjust one coffee will not do,

pay at least for 100 coffees.

100 coffees...

your price is Rs.45000!

That's for coffee only,

what about tips to the waiter?

Don't narrate tales,

tell me how much?

l like your straight talk, uncle.

For my ground work, pay Rs.50000!

l didn't know he's so foolish,

l withdrew 5 lakhs from bank.

Let's end our discussion now,

let's execute our coffee shop deal!

Bye!

l told you this plan will work out.

You will say anything,

your dad was there with cash,

we were successful.

Had he come with a gang,

l would've got finished!

Money...money...people are

becoming commercial!

Take it!

Rs.20000 your father gave me.

My dad never gives me money

but spends heavily for me.

Because my dad loves me very much.

- No, stop that bore.

l hate this father and

daughter sentiment.

Why?

- Why? Every daughter, like you,

if father does this much,

you feel has done so much.

Why are you jealous?

You've cashed the relationship, right?

No need of thanks, just give me

my share, that's enough.

You'll never change!

We can change notes and

cheques easily but not mindset.

lf you really love a girl,

would you behave like this?

Will you leave her

if her dad pays you?

No way!

How do l look like to you?

l thought you'd do the same!

l didn't say no way about

my lover, but about love!

lt'll not suit me.

- Why?

Why? Once they used to tell

1000 lies to conduct a marriage,

but one has to tell a lakh lies to

make a girl fall in love with him.

l don't have that much of patience.

Experience?

Should we've do it ourselves for it?

Can't l get it from some fool?

Fool brings to my memory...

l've a friend.

My hobbies are...

Dating means...

lt's an emotion got after

4 or 5 stages of chattings,

but in that stage...

Great dedication and hard work

is compulsory!

To say it simply!

You don't need the swiftness

of a squirrel catcher.

All you need is the

patience of an angler.

Sometimes even after long wait

you may not catch a fish.

Sometimes you may try hard

but can't trap a girl in a month.

Then...

Stop eating!

Stop sleeping too!

Stop what ever you get!

control it.

l like you!

My sweetheart is online.

The only woman you like!

Mother Teresa!

What's your opinion on cruelty

towards animals?

ln my opinion it's a grave sin.

l hate alcohol.

l'm getting reply.

Whether it is cinema theatre

or Singapore flight,

l'll never buy single ticket,

l want three tickets.

l hate anyone sitting next to me.

except you.

Why is the home so peaceful?

- Mummy and daddy have gone out.

You enjoy, l'll also go out.

Will you walk?

l've bike, right?

- But it's not there now.

Did your mother take it so quickly?

- She took my dad too.

To beauty parlour.

Did your dad tailed your mother?

Mummy took him by hair

for company, uncle

Go slow...slow...

l'll stop the bike, you ride it.

- l didn't mean that.

People who can't drive

must sit silently.

Don't give directions.

Why don't you go alone?

Why did you bring me also?

When l catch this handle,

l need hands to carry luggage.

Are you using me like a carry bag?

Hey, you're entering from wrong side.

Stop!

- l'm riding, right?

Why are you entering from wrong side?

Don't you've shame?

Allowing women to drive on main road.

Can't you drive?

Didn't hit you, right?

Why are you lecturing? Go!

Start your auto.

My fate!

Thanks! You don't let anyone

abuse me.

Yes, l've the right to abuse you,

l'll not let others do it.

Will you stop?

Mom's back.

l got a call.

What did you bring for me, mummy?

l brought your father safely to home.

l've brought video game for you.

What's the matter?

You're very happy.

Who is it? Kittu?

- Yes sister-in-law.

My facebook girl friend

is meeting me.

May be she likes taking risks.

Sister-in-law again.

- l can hear it.

Okay, who is she?

Where are you meeting her?

l think l'll meet her in coffee shop.

You don't have the range to

meet in a 5 star hotel.

Sister-in-law loves me so much.

As ifyou're Shahrukh Khan

and l'm your die hard fan.

Cool sister-in-law.

l struggled hard and

brought her to my line,

if l se her up, l'll not have

to worry about lover.

Poor girl's bad time starts now.

Sister-in-law!

- What's it, Kittappa?

Call me Kittu, sister-in-law?

You've changed the name stylishly

but what can you do with that face?

When you're before anyone,

it's like watching

Planet ofApes film.

Akash, enough of this torture.

l'm cutting the call.

Hey Kasi!

What's this hurry?

l think that's your daughter.

At times leaving children you

love and come this far,

isn't it like leaving your life?

Why are you living alone here?

You should've brought your family too.

Coming here is my necessity.

My daughter likes to stay there.

l can't deny my daughter's wish

for my necessity.

My daughter too,

l don't know how she is and

when she would come here?

Fathers with grown up daughters

living away can't avoid this tension.

Look Kasi, we can feel sad for

daughters not staying with us,

but l don't have tension about her,

because...

She'll never do anything

without telling me.

She'll not take a step

without my knowledge.

We think like that but

on getting certain age,

children forget everything

we had done for them.

lnfact they don't need us at all.

But l've not raised my Lovely

like a father but like me.

l've written diary about how my daughter

must grow from her childhood.

Surprisingly she was just like that!

l was very happy.

l may be not with her now,

but my diary is always with her,

and make her think like me.

Poor man has great hope on her!

Any father with daughter

must think like this.

lf not life will be miserable.

lt seems it happened as in diary,

though they may read

umpteen number of diaries,

there are rogues who can

change their direction is a moment.

His daughter too is a girl, right?

At some point she too can't

avoid changing the direction.

She can't avoid turning from

daddy's path to a cheat's way.

What a beauty!

Why is she so beautiful?

Seeing her has changed my mindset.

Two wheelers that side sir.

- Not here for petrol but to ogle.

How many litres?

- Fill the tank.

Why haven't you turned it to zero?

- l didn't see it, madam.

This is the chance, go after him.

Didn't see it?

What if she too had not seen it?

You'd have cheated her for Rs.500!

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