Lovely Page #4

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Take out.

Lights are switched on in

cricket stadiums at night only,

but will you switch on lights

all the day and cheat people?

Take out...

Take out you RC, insurance

and license.

Take out everything.

l'm the floor Manager, sir.

Please tell me,

what's your problem, sir?

l'll solve it.

- Should l begin from the start?

Do one thing, get your staff

to form a queue,

l'll tell every one of them.

Why are you watching like a fool?

Tell him.

Why are you staring me?

Mind your work.

Half of the people come here to

pass time or try new clothes.

Am l right?

Sir, here's the blue shirt you wanted.

What's the guaranty that this is blue?

Do one thing, switch off the lights,

using natural light,

l'll check the colour and decide.

lfwe get a customer like

him every day,

our showroom would

become a store room.

What a beautiful girl!

My mind went blank for

that lovely smile.

You're talking about my lover,

don't forget it.

l know that's why l'm talking decently.

lf l tell all my feelings...

- Please don't tell, l beg you.

You should've seen the action,

he took on the showroom for

a slight change in colour.

So what?

Don't you wan to tell about us?

l don't know how to tell him?

He's going after anyone

for cheating.

lf he comes to know about us,

l'm sure he'll take us to task.

l've fallen flat for her.

l was always away from girls,

l can't bear even inches

away from Lovely.

You're talking Lovely and distance.

Why such a girl is searching

for boy friend in Facebook?

Facebook is for people without

face value, why does she need it?

lnstead of falling for dynamic

and dashing boy like me,

how could she fall for

a King Kong like you.

Just a joke.

lt's shocking to me also,

how did he fall for you?

He created a big scene

for a shirt colour,

how could he keep quiet

without knowing about you?

Why are you jealous of me?

You'll also find someone.

Forget about me.

lf he come to know your cheating,

it's tears all the way.

So don't delay and

try convincing him quickly.

lf l delay l think

he'll elope with her.

What are you doing?

- Chatting in messages too.

Just show me the way,

l'll pave a road.

He's asking, shall we meet?

Lovely? Tell him to call me Lalli.

ls she asking me to call her?

l've asked him to meet and he wants

to exchange phone numbers.

Take it easy.

lf l give him my number,

he'll find out the voice difference.

That's why l'm giving your number.

Leave me.

- No please.

She gave her number.

Where shall we meet?

Our favourite spot.

But you must come in

my favourite colour dress.

She says your favourite spot.

- What's it?

You don't even have a passport.

ls Switzerland your favourite spot?

What's the local spot?

ldiot!

lt's not favourite

if you think and tell.

l know.

Each girl chats differently.

Brilliant guys like me...

Commit themselves with

what ever they say.

What did we say then...

What could be his favourite colour?

He has put me in a spot.

Will you wear this?

Wear this, he'll not care

about colour.

Great!

Did you see her dress?

l gave all my used saris

to maid servant.

lf l had made dress using old saris

it would be good dress, right?

What's this? lt's embarrassing

to stand here in this dress.

She's not in the Necklace road.

- ls it? Great!

What's great?

lf she's not in one of the 3 places,

you're left with 2 places, right?

Sir Einstein!

Sanghi temple and Gandipet!

One is in east and

the other is in west.

According to my calculation of

the kidney, you'd be in south, right?

You wait in the north for me.

- Why?

To bury you in the cemetery there.

Where did you buy this dress?

So, at last someone liked

this dress.

My sister too is going to college,

if l send her in such clothes,

nobody would bother her, right?

Hey idiot! Where are you?

Kittu, you're getting busy

with every passing day.

l'm in Sanghi temple.

She's not here too.

Then, not at Sanghi temple too.

Did you ever visit a temple

in your life?

lt's all your affection, dude.

l'm going to Gandipet, if l don't find

her there, you're dead meat.

Did you see any girl in

white dress?

So his favourite colour is white.

My mummy has washed

all my white dresses.

This dress too has white,

so, l wore this.

ls it?

- What's the program?

Where are we going?

- Urgently to an apparel shop.

What fine? You look like

a deadly human bomb. Come.

Watching you in dress will

give me colour blindness.

Am l good?

You were much better in that

earlier dress, you know that?

Will you stop it now?

What next?

- Let's eat.

What's good here?

- Madam is good.

Get one by two!

Stop repartees! Get menu card.

My BF isn't non-vegetarian.

Pure vegetarian.

Two vegetarian meals please.

Food won't go down without

non-vegetarian items.

Get one chicken biryani...

Bring it.

lf possible get prawn roast also.

l thought you don't eat non-vegetarian

and ordered vegetarian meals.

Hey Kittu, you hit on my stomach!

l mean you ordered for me

and l ordered for you.

Did you order these items for me?

Your favourite chicken leg piece.

l hate eating food without

chicken, you know?

l hate to see chicken,

how could you eat it?

Bitter gourd! l love it!

Would any man eat bitter gourd?

You eat chicken!

What happened?

Why are you throwing up as if

you eat something in African forest?

You ate just green leaves, right?

Am l a goat to chew leaves?

l eat goats but you made me

eat what goat eats.

Why to eat there and brush here?

lf you don't like,

you must manage it,

is it necessary to make

your mouth stink?

lf l refuse what she had ordered,

she may feel bad, right?

l don't know who is feeling

for that idiot's feelings.

lf you don't want to get

this repeated again,

first tell me everything you

know about him.

l'll tell you.

She's so beautiful but

her tastes are so bad.

He's perfect in all aspects

but his tastes are worst.

lsn't it nice to walk and talk?

- Yes...fine. Got clarity to talk, right?

When are you launching

your new website?

New website?

You said you'd start a networking

site to beat Facebook.

Kittu! You don't know the difference

between WWW and WWF.

Will you open a website?

Why did you go silent?

l mean l've many ideas, right?

l couldn't connect suddenly.

What about you?

You wanted to launch Zalim cream

to compete with Fair & Lovely.

Zalim cream? Silly face!

Don't you know the difference between

fairness cream and Psoriasis cream?

l'm asking you.

Zalim cream? Still in planning.

What?- You said a lot about your

friend Akash, right?

How is he doing?

- Oh he? He's always busy.

You said he always

follows you like tail.

l mean he used but l've shrugged

him off my back.

To meet you, right?

His comedy is super, right?

Comedy?

That is when asked for his cell number,

it seems he said Nokia 6300,

and he got worried for finding enter button

and not exit button in the keyboard.

There are so many like that.

You too said many funny

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