Lover Boy Page #5

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What trouble is this.

They're talking about her.

Daddy, you don't know him.

Last night he was

kissing some girl's hand.

And he was raising his

value is her love's market.

And that boy Kishan.

He was teasing me in

front of everyone..

..and he didn't

even try to save me.

He was dancing in the

swimming pool with that girl.

Having fun.

What am l hearing Monty.

- No, Uncle.

l wasn't dancing

with that girl.

Then why didn't you come

out of the swimming pool.

Uncle the thing is.. -Why

didn't You come out the pool.

Uncle. Yes, tell me.

- The thing is.

that girl had removed my pants.

- What.

Your young.

Radha, dear, forgive

him this time.

Please.

Radha-ji, if l see that girl again.

then you hit me with your shoes.

Radha, please forgive him.

-Yes, forgive him, forgive him.

Please forgive him,

- Okay, l forgive him.

But remember your promise.

lf that girl comes again

Then your head and my shoes.

Understood.

- l promise, l promise.

Come on, let's go.

Mac, you call Ramaswami now..

and arrange for the bus.

- Okay, boss.

l'm Mr. Ramaswami speaking.

Hello.

Mr. Swami.

l Swear l was just about to call you.

How did you know

that we all are here.

The whole Mumbai knows

that you snitched are there.

We need a bus for a picnic.

And also a hotel.

Double room with single bed.

You'll have it.

You'll have it.

Bijlee, where will this

Mr. Ramaswami supplier be.

We have to find out this

address and fix him up.

l'll fix him in such a manner

that his heart be in my pocket.

..and the keys of van

will be in your hands.

Radha-ji everyone in

the picnic is enjoying..

..and it looks like you

are burning my dead body.

lf this dog sticks with

you for the entire journey..

..then how will l get the chance.

Chance.

What chance.

l mean that l want to

present this gift of love..

..to your delicate neck.

Present it.

Are you a man or football.

l apply brake here and

you bounce like a football

Here and there.

Don't talk so much, you bald man.

Your father..

- What did you say.

l'll kick you once more.

Youll gone to out of bus.

You bald man, l'll see you.

What will you show me.

l'll show you.

You know what is my name.

- Mr. Ramasawami.

Means, the person who

does many many murders.

l understood, Drive straight.

You tell me to drive straight.

My whole family is driver.

My father used to drive a bullock cart.

My uncle used to drive horses.

My grandfather died. Now he

Drives hand carriage in heaven.

My uncle..

..in hell drives donkey carriage.

And you tell me to

Drive straight, Get out.

Friend, don't do this..

where Will we go in

this isolated jungle.

Where will we go.

You go anywhere.

Go to Rekha, Pravin

Bhabi Or Shrilekha.

But get out of

Mr. Ramasawami's bus.

l'm remorseful due to my mistake.

What do l do if you are remorseful.

But you..

..Keeping your hands

on the shoulders of..

..this beautiful girl who

looks like Padmini Kolhapuri.

Like this dog.

What are you doing.

Move aside.

What are you doing.

Hey, you.

Unless this girl tells me lovingly.

that Mr. Ramaswami

you go and drive.

Till then l won't drive.

Radha-ji, free us

from this problem.

Please, Mr. Ramaswami.

Mr.

- Yes, Mr. Ramaswami.

Cool down your anger.

You manner less person.

- Hey you.

The girl whom you flirt.

l will test your love.

This is the lover's point.

Here the greatest lovers in the

World give the test of their love.

Laila-Majnu, in the

Morning and evening.

used to practice their love here.

Hey, bald man.

What's there.

lt's the grave of Romeo

- Juliet.

There is the grave of Soni Mahiwal.

Mr. Monty.

- What.

You are modern Romeo.

Lover boy.

Lover boy.

You'll stand here and

looking at that place, shout.

l love you.

lf you love is true the

Your echo will come back.

l love you.

Otherwise you are a donkey.

l don't believe in this rubbish.

Monty.

- Yes. Radha.

lf there is truth in your love..

..then the voice of your

love will surely come back..

..from these lifeless stones.

The stones sang songs.

Come on try.

l love you.

Monty-ji, not like this.

First bow, then catch

..then shout, l love you.

Maybe by bowing down,

The sound will come.

Bow down. Yes,

Bow down. Bow down.

How.

- l love you.

l love you.

What is this.

- Monty-ji, you are a donkey.

Will kill me.

Mr. Monty.

Have booked the

maharaja suite for you.

- Really.

Very good.

Hey you.

- Hey baldy how was it.

Formula no 48.

You warm the fire,

l'll get the hammer.

Misdoings.

Radha-ji, the big donkey.

He flirts with four girls.

What nonsense.

Are you telling the truth.

-l swear on my bald head.

Then come with me. -Come.

l love you.

Who is this.

- l am your Radha.

Darling, let me open

my eyes once.

Let me see you.

No first say, who am l yours.

You are the queen of my heart.

You are the princess of my dreams.

l'm the admirer of your love.

There is not lover like me.

Beneath the sky.

ln front in my enemy.

Darling, We'll have our love

dwelling far from this world of.

Where only you will live,

l will live and our love.

No other third person.

- You.

You flirt. Radha-ji, Radha-ji,

Radha-ji listen to me.

You fool you are a donkey.

Radha-ji, Radha-ji, Radha-ji,

Radha-ji please listen to me.

Why. You had no relationship

with that girl, isn't it.

You didn't even know

her. l don't know her.

l don't want to

listen to anything.

You remember what you had said.

That if again you see that girl,

Then my shoes and your head.

Radha-ji,

Radha-ji,

Radha-ji, don't believe this man.

Radha-ji, if you doubt my

truth, Then take this slipper.

And hit me on the head.

Radha-ji, if you didn't

Hit me, then l'll think..

..that you didn't forgive me.

Radha-ji, for you

this donkey is ready

To have 1000 beatings

with the shoes.

No, no what are you saying.

There are nails in the shoes.

l had said only one beating.

You big lamppost.

Will you open the eyes and have

beatings from ladies' shoes.

Radha-ji, l've closed my eyes.

You hit as much as you want.

No problem.

You hit.

Hit as much as you want.

O my God. This is a

Girl's hand or hammer.

Ramaswami, brother.

Do something.

You know how to sing.

- Yes.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to.

Cut it.

Cut it.

l did not understand.

-l'll make you understand.

Dilip kumar enticed

Saira banu in Bairag.

By singing songs.

By singing songs.

Amitabh Bachchan enticed

Jaya Bhaduri in Ek Nazar.

..by singing song.

Singing songs.

Rishi kapoor enticed Neetu

Singh in Khel Khel Mein.

by singing song.

Singing songs.

Dharmendra enriced Hema

malini ln Sholay by. Singing song.

By singing songs.

- You hero.

Hero.

- l'm villain.

And me.

- Snitch.

Snitch. l'll give bad

words to you in the song.

Don't worry.

l'll beat you with shoes.

Don't worry. Ramaswami,

brother, Why all this.

Why. Seeing your

condition, She will say.

l..

..love you.

One, two, three, four..

Your friend has come from

Mumbai Salute the friend.

Eat and drink at

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