Lover Come Back Page #8
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- 1961
- 107 min
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I just left Dr. Linus Tyler, and
he said he never heard of you!
What?
But that's impossible!
He's here right now.
I don't know who you're entertaining,
but it's not Linus Tyler!
Oh.
Oh!
Oh.
Carol?
Yes, darling?
Take my hand.
I'm not afraid anymore.
Oh, that's good.
What are you going to do?
I'm going to give you
confidence.
Be gentle.
Of course, darling.
Remember that lovely, lonely stretch
of beach where we first kissed?
Let's go back there.
Now?
Yes.
We'll recapture the magic
of that moment.
But I feel pretty magic
right here.
There's a full moon.
We'll have a midnight swim.
But it's 30 miles.
And I don't have
my bathing suit.
Oh, Linus.
My sweet, innocent darling.
We don't need bathing suits.
Trust me, my precious.
Oh, I do. I do.
I'm terribly embarrassed.
No need to be, darling.
After you get into the water,
I'll join you.
Okay.
Well, that's it.
Now it's your turn.
Yes.
Now it's my turn.
Good night, Mr. Webster!
Hey, wait! Hey, come back!
Come back!
I'm losing my confidence again!
You know, I've picked up
some hitchhikers in my day,
but, man, you were a weird
sight, running along the road
in them seaweed jockey shorts.
I'll have your coat
back in a minute.
Hey, Fred.
Look.
That's the last guy in the
world I would have figured.
There'll be no slip-up
this time, Mr. Northcross.
You subpoena Jerry Webster
in front of the Ad Council,
and I'll present enough evidence
to put him behind bars.
They've been advertising a
product that doesn't even exist!
Yes!
Well, I've already spoken
to the District Attorney,
and he wants to be there.
No, Mr. Northcross, I'm not
trying to stall for time.
It just happens that 11:00 is
when I go down to donate blood.
But they need it.
It's a very rare type.
11:
00. I'll be there.Did Hadley find Tyler?
Not yet.
That Templeton. What a
mean, vindictive woman.
Lay off her, Kelly.
Congratulate me, boy.
I've saved the day!
I've been working with my
lawyers, and we've come up
with an iron-clad document that
will hold up in any court.
This solves everything.
Great! What is it?
A full and complete
confession. Sign.
Are you kidding? I could
go to jail for five years.
No, that's covered in here. We make a
deal with the judge. Two years. Sign.
Forget it.
Two years!
It's like being drafted. Think of
me as your commander in chief.
Greetings from the president.
Sign.
I couldn't find Dr. Tyler anywhere.
The guy has disappeared.
That tears it.
Hadley.
Step over to the window.
Mr. Ramsey, I told you,
I am not going to jump!
You don't have to jump. I'll trip you, huh?
Double indemnity.
Your wife will be loaded.
Kids will go to college.
Right? Come on, boy, run!
Pete, knock it off.
You won't sign, you won't jump.
I'm surrounded by traitors.
Dr. Tyler's here.
Doctor, where've you been?
In the subway. They couldn't
change a $1000 bill.
Gentlemen, I give you VIP!
That is VIP?
They look like mints.
Don't they though?
$100,000 for advertising, and what
does he give us to sell? Candy!
I don't care if they're
colored matzoh balls.
At least I've got something
to show the Ad Council.
Come on, Hadley. Let's go down to the art
department and have wrappers made up.
Nobel Prize winner, huh?
For this, I could have
hired Fanny Farmer.
Well, at ten cents a piece,
why, you'll make millions.
Ten cents for one of these?
Try it.
Not like these. Try it.
Well, have the rest of it.
I think you'd better sit down. There
should be a reaction shortly.
I made it very emphatic to Webster
that he be here at 11:00.
Hadley!
Hold that elevator!
VIP, oh!
I think I'll try a red one.
I think you've had enough.
I can hold my candy.
You know something?
I wanna tell you,
you've come up with a great
little mint, here. You know that?
Mint?
Mint, you say?
This priceless pastille which you
so carelessly refer to as a mint
is in reality a triumph
of advanced biochemistry.
Looks like candy. Tastes like candy.
Goes down like candy.
But it enters the bloodstream
as pure alcohol.
Each one of these is the
equivalent of a triple martini.
Here's to you, Doc.
Bottoms up!
I've given this country
what it has long needed.
A good ten-cent drunk.
Well, I told you
he wouldn't show up.
should take over.
bench warrant for his arrest.
And if he resists, gun him down!
Good morning.
I'm sorry to be late,
but I stopped to pick up
a carton of VIP.
You mean there is
such a product?
Would I advertise it
if there weren't?
That would be dishonest.
Gentlemen, I give you VIP.
A pleasant confection to be
enjoyed by the entire family.
This is nothing but a mint!
Well, I never said
it was anything more.
It's quite tasty.
Really? WILLIAMS: May
I have another one?
Sure, Mr. Williams.
Help yourself.
Gentlemen, help yourselves.
They're unusually refreshing.
Try a green one.
How many colors are there?
Six.
Let's all have one of each.
Dr. Melnick?
Yes? What happened?
I don't know. He just
suddenly went wild.
He kicked in this picture
of his father.
He tried to tear my clothes off!
Mine, too!
Where is he?
Joe, take it down.
What are you doing up there,
Peter?
I'm king of the elevator!
Married? Me?
Miss Templeton?
Miss Templeton, wake up.
Millie.
I had the most wonderful dream.
Dr. Tyler and I were...
I know what you're thinking,
but just calm down.
We're in Maryland. We're in a
motel, but it's all right.
Yes, it is. We're legally married.
You're Mrs. Jerry Webster.
Now stop that!
You're my wife!
Some girls just aren't
ready for marriage.
Here.
Have a look.
I don't know how it happened, but
apparently I did the decent thing.
Oh, I'm your wife!
This is horrible!
I'm ruined! Ruined!
You're not ruined!
I married you.
You'll go to jail for this.
Now, Carol...
Don't you touch me!
Will you listen to reason?
You give me back my clothes!
Poor lad! It's not likely
to be a long honeymoon.
Look, I know you hate me
and you have plenty of reason,
but you must love me, too.
You married me.
You got me drunk!
Well, maybe I did.
Look, Carol, I know it's a
shock for you to wake up
and find yourself
in a motel room, married,
but this is the first time
it's ever happened to me, too.
And you know something? Cold sober, even
with a hangover, I kind of like it.
"Mrs. Jerry Webster."
Don't you ever call me
a name like that again.
Well, listen, plenty of girls would
like to be Mrs. Jerry Webster.
And I'm sure
they have a right to be!
Okay, so I've sown
a few wild oats.
"A few"? You can qualify
for a farm loan!
Now, honey, you're starting
off our marriage with a fight.
Oh, no, I'm not. I'm starting
it off with an annulment!
Carol. Carol, don't be hasty.
Let's talk this over.
You listen to me.
No alcoholic beverage,
no drug known to science,
induce me to stay married to you!
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