Loves Her Gun

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Hey, no I just left. I know, I

was waiting for Johnny forever

and then he never showed up. So

basically I just left.

I know. I know. But

whatever it's fine.

Ok cool, I'll see

you soon. Bye.

I don't have to fight you

any more.

All right. Thank you guys.

Good night.

You guys put a smile on my face

today, so...

Oh well, good. That's what

we do.

- You guys are so good.

- Thank you.

I feel so bad that I didn't

get there earlier.

I got like one song.

- At least you made it.

- Yeah, you made it.

You were there. I saw you walk

in. It was totally fine.

I guess I should load up the

car.

Need some help?

- These things... like I got this crazy idea...

- I don't know.

I got PVC pipe,

- and I put it together with old Halloween costume stuff.

- Wow!

- Yeah.

- Wow.

- It's really crafty.

- Yeah.

- You guys are touring or something right now?

- Uh huh. Yeah.

Yeah. We're heading back to

Austin now.

- We're gonna play a couple shows along the way, but...

- Wow.

I'm looking forward to getting

back. I miss it.

It's like, laid back.

It's fun,

- and good, and...

- Have you been?

- To Austin?

- No. Not really.

I mean, I've driven through Texas,

but I haven't spent any time

in Austin.

Oh, you should do...

Austin is amazing. Hey!

- I think we're gonna go soon.

- Okay.

Should we pack up our stuff

and whatnot?

- Hello. Nice to meet you.

- Hey. Hi, I'm...

- I'm Nicole. I met you...

- She's Nicole?

- This is the one I was telling you about.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Hi.

- How are you?

- Yeah, and this is my friend Allie.

- Allie, yeah.

Allie. I'm sorry

my hands are wet.

Mine too, a little bit.

- Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you too.

- You guys were so good. Thanks so much...

- She liked it.

- ...for keeping me entertained tonight.

- No, thank you for coming.

Thank you for coming.

I guess...

I guess we should go.

- I'll go get the stuff started.

- Yeah.

- Can I just come and talk to you...?

- Yeah, no.

I'd love to talk to you

for a minute. All right, I go.

- It was so good to meet you!

- Yeah. You too.

- Hug me. I'm so glad we met.

- Oh, I would love to.

- My door's always open. You know.

- Okay. Great.

- All right. I'll go do that. Don't take all night.

- Okay. No.

No. I'm gonna finish my beer.

So how's the tour going?

- You guys are in New York.

- Good, yeah. - You like New York?

- Yeah.

- Yeah? - Yeah, a lot. I love New York.

- It's pretty cool.

- Yeah.

- It finally stopped raining, huh?

- Yeah.

You're from New York?

Um, I'm not from here, but I've been

living here for the past six years.

- Okay.

- So...

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

Hey. I'm sorry.

- Sorry I'm late.

- There you are.

- What's up?

- Hi. How are you? - How you doin'?

Hey.

Can I have some of that?

Thank you.

- Oh, um... Clark, right?

- Yeah.

Clark, this is Johnny.

Clark Griswold?

From the movie.

Uh... Chevy Chase.

Oh, he's just in the band

that was playing...

that you missed...

Well, it wasn't my fault.

If someone would've answered their phone,

then maybe they would have told me.

But it doesn't matter, because

I just saw Quentin James.

- You know Quentin James. You're in a band.

- Oh. Yeah.

You do know Quentin James?

- Yeah.

- Okay.

So then, he knows.

That's who I just saw.

And guess who we're seeing

tonight?

- Dabne's Colon.

- Right.

Yeah.

You don't look excited.

It's just been a long day,

you know?

No, I know, but this is

the whole thing.

- No, I know. It's just...

- I'm making this up to you. We're gonna go.

- We're gonna have a good time.

- All right.

Okay.

Good. You good to go?

- Sure.

- Good.

- It was really nice to meet you.

- You too.

- You're a good man.

- Your name, sorry? - Johnny.

Johnny Five.

It's from another movie.

Doesn't matter.

Are you good?

- What's that?

- Are you good to go?

- Yeah. Yeah.

- Okay.

I've been waiting

for a long time.

- I've been calling for a long time.

- Um... I...

But this isn't a conversation that we

need to have in front of him, so...

we can go.

- No offense.

- It was really nice to meet you.

- No problem at all.

- Sorry.

- Okay.

- Okay. - Why are you sorry?

- Have a good tour.

- Yeah.

Okay.

Bye.

- Okay. Nice to meet you.

- Griswold.

Johnny Five.

What an a**hole.

I'm sorry.

I am.

I should have been at the show

on time, and...

I should've answered the phone,

and...

I mean, I did try...

it doesn't matter.

Yeah. You say that, but...

It's clearly, you know...

- Actions speak louder than words, so...

- I know.

But I'm... I'm...

I'm gonna change.

And I mean, like...

for good this time,

you know? Like...

You know what we're gonna do?

- Tomorrow...

- What are we gonna do?

I'm gonna bring my laptop, or

you know what, we can use yours.

But we're gonna, we're gonna

craigslist.

And we're gonna actually find

you a real job.

Sh*t. Hang on.

- Yo.

No, I'm with her now.

I'm with her now.

Yeah, and we're...

Hello?

You f***in' joking?

Dude. Seriously.

F***!

What?

Okay. Okay. I'm gonna call you

back. I'm gonna call you back.

When he said

he could get two tickets...

He meant for him and me.

Yeah. No, I know.

- I... I'll...

- Oh my god.

I know.

I'm not kidding though.

I don't know what I'm

supposed to do right now.

I'm not gonna go without you.

Bullshit. You're gonna go.

Well...

You're gonna do this thing,

"I'm not gonna go. I'm not gonna go."

And then you're gonna go anyway,

so whatever.

Little, like... They're gonna be

playing in small clubs, and then,

because they're starting the

arena tour,

and it's the last time that any

of us get to see...

Okay, so don't make it like,

sound all sexy to me or whatever.

So then it's gonna suck. It's gonna be

the worst show in the entire world.

I hate you. I f***in' hate you.

Do you think I could take the

umbrella?

Just because I'm going to the show and

you're gonna... It's gonna rain today!

- I hate you!

- No, no. I know. Seriously...

- It's gonna rain.

- You are so annoying.

But seriously, can I have the

umbrella?

- Yes, take the stupid umbrella.

- No, don't be mad.

Don't be mad.

Look, look, look.

I made this dance for you.

I did it, and I'm dancing and stuff...

- I hate you so much right now.

- Are you mad?

- I hate you.

- I love you.

Yes, I am mad.

But go to the show.

Are you serious?

Yes.

Thank you.

I love you very much.

I'm going to the show!

I'm going to the show!

You're SO stupid.

You're trotting like a girl!

Hot to trot.

Oh f***.

Jesus.

Oh f***.

Hey.

Something really bad happened.

So we've got a 28 year old

young woman walking by herself

at 1:
30 in the morning in...

you said east Williamsburg?

Yeah.

What address were you at?

I don't quite...

Like, maybe Normand...

I think...

Is that a street or an avenue?

Normand Avenue.

It's right around here.

I've been working in this

precinct for three years.

I've never heard of Normand

Avenue.

You mean Norman Street?

I guess. I don't know.

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