Lovesong Page #2

We've had a long day.

- Let's go play-

- Yeah, why

don't you girls go play?

- All right, you go

play for 10 more minutes

and then you'll eat food.

- Yeah, we're gonna

save the pizza and we're

gonna save the chips.

If you're hungry later, too.

- But I don't wanna eat.

- Okay, Jessie, go play.

- I don't wanna eat, either.

- My god.

- She's three, you know'?

- I know.

- It's like a cat.

- I know, but she's...

- I mean, I get it.

I get it, you're like...

- Like, it's the worst.

- I know, but you can't...

- Habits of...

She just screams any time she

doesn't wanna do anything.

- Yeah, but she's on the road.

She's like away from your house.

- She's like this at home.

- She's not, okay.

- It's hard because I have to

be the bad person, you know?

- Right.

- It's not like it's me and Dean.

- But you're also like

kind of uptight about it, too.

So you just kind have to, like,

pull back a little bit, you know?

- Yeah.

Mindy, what do you wanna eat'?

- I wanna, um...

- Oh, ma'am.

- Hamburger.

- You forgot your change, ma'am.

- You want cheeseburger or hamburger?

- Thanks.

Here you go.

- Thanks.

- Yep!

- Cheeseburger or hamburger?

- A cheeseburger.

- Two cheeseburgers and one hot dog.

- What are you gonna eat'?

- Go ahead.

- Hot dog!

- Okay, all right already.

What do you take on your hot dog'?

Hey.

- Oh, and two french fries.

- Are you riding here?

- I am later.

Is this your guys' first time here?

I haven't seen you guys here before.

- Yeah.

- I feel like I've seen you before here.

You've been here before.

- She does.

- Oh yeah, she's a regular.

- Yeah, you're a regular.

- That's Jessie.

- You guys wanna,

- Yeah.

- You want me

to show you guys around?

- We might eat first.

- You're gonna eat first?

All right.

- I think so, right'?

- Okay, yeah.

- Yeah.

What?

- Nothing.

- He was kinda cute.

- I don't know.

- You wanna see'?

You want me to introduce you'?

- Yeah!

- Jessie, you wanna

go say hi to some friends?

- You wanna go say hi to the animals?

- Do they talk'?

- Oh yeah.

They talk.

Tell 'em you're here, they'll talk.

See 'em?

- Let's go see the bulls!

I think they're starting, come on!

- See, these are my friends.

Wanna say hi to my friends?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, come on.

He said Jessie's coming today.

- Maybe don't put

your hands in there, Jessie.

- Like just to put certain...

- I wanna get my hat.

- Okay, Mindy?

Mindy?

- Mindy!

- Yeah?

- Can I get my hat?

- I'll come.

- You wanna come?

- Yeah, I'll come.

- Okay.

- Cool.

- Thank you.

- See you later.

- Hey yeah, take care.

- 68 points, he is in the lead!

What a great cowboy!

- Get ready!

- Oh my lord!

- He's gonna come out

at the end of the song.

- Cowboy gets his feet down on

both sides of the bull.

One hand in the air.

- Oh, no, no, no!

- Oh my god!

- Get out of the way!

- Oh my god!

Oh my god.

- I know, it's so crazy.

- Okay

- And at number 14 in the

American Professional Rodeo Association.

Close to the record,

she clocks in at 15.646.

How about a nice round of

applause for a great competitor?

- What are you gonna do?

- Wow, well tell me how

you don't feel about it, honestly.

Hey.

Hey.

You ready to go'?

- You wanna go now?

- Yeah, it's getting late.

- Thanks for showing us around.

- Oh, you gotta go, too?

- Yeah, it's past my bedtime.

- You're not going too, come on now.

- It was

nice meeting you, though.

- Yeah, yeah, you too.

All you wanted you could've had

Partly paralyze

Part of you is dancing

- Shh.

- Drink.

Whoa.

- Truth or drink?

- Truth.

- What's the worst

thing you've ever done?

- Oh my god, I mean, I don't even know.

To myself or to someone else?

- To someone else.

- Worst thing I've ever

done to someone else.

I broke into someone's house once.

- And I slept in their bed.

- What?

- And I stole some of their jewelry.

And I ate their food.

- What?

- And masturbated in their bed.

- What?

- Shush.

You need to be quiet.

- That's enough of that.

- Drink.

Truth or drink?

- Truth.

- Have you ever been fingered

when you have your period?

- I mean, of course I have.

- Really?

- I'm married.

- But it seems like Dean

wouldn't be into that.

- Dean's crazy.

- Really?

What do you mean he's crazy?

- I don't know, he's Asian.

- I thought that would

be the opposite of crazy.

- No, they're like crazy in bed, Asians.

He's, you know, I don't know.

I mean, I don't have much

to compare it to but I,

I don't know.

We have, like, one day a week

where we have anal sex.

- No way, it's

like, it's like it's a

day on your calendar'?

- Yeah.

- No, it's not.

- Yeah, Saturdays.

- No, it's not.

- I swear to god.

- That is so weird.

That is the weirdest

thing anyone's ever said.

- Anal Saturday.

I mean, we haven't had

sex in like months, but...

- Whatever, f*** him.

Have you ever had a threesome with Dean?

Okay, that means yes.

- No, no, no, I mean, it was nothing.

It was like...

- It's not nothing.

- This Brooklyn mom.

And it was his idea and

I just did it because

I felt like il I didn't, I don't know.

It was weird.

- God, you're just like blowing my mind.

I'm like, I can't even, I

can't even look at Dean now.

And like I don't even.

- I felt like I would

have been more into it

if it was like not his...

- Choice of a woman?

- Choice.

- No, you get to choose, f*** that.

Do you remember that one time

that we took the boy home in college

and you chickened out?

- I felt...

- What happened that night?

- I felt like, I don't know.

Like, I'd like, I felt like...

Really awkward and I,

it gave me a complex.

- Why?

A complex for what?

- Of like feeling like guys

wanna be with you more.

- No way!

No, that's not even, you

remembered it all wrong.

- No.

- That's just your insecurity.

- It's not.

I just, I could tell.

Like, he, like I felt

like I was intruding...

- Not even true.

I didn't even have fun.

I wanted you there.

It's okay.

It's okay.

What we're following

What we want sometimes

Where you're going to live

What we're following

Where we wander free

- Slow down!

That?

- Yep, that's where we're going.

- I don't like chocolate

- Yes you do!

- I do not like it

- Oh yes, you do.

- I don't like chocolate.

- Oh yes you do like chocolate.

You don't scream.

You don't scream.

Oh no

- Hello?

- Hello.

- Hang on.

- Dean called this morning'?

- Mm-hmm.

- And?

- He just...

Was calling to check on Jessie.

I think he feels guilty.

- He doesn't even care like where you are?

Who you're with?

- He doesn't ask what I'm doing.

I don't know...

- Do you feel guilty?

- I don't know.

- Is this a joke'?

You still love him?

- I don't know.

I'm just so confused.

I'm happy you came I don't

regret sleeping together.

- No regrets.

It's the best way to live, right'?

- Yeah.

I mean, I know it wasn't

like a big deal, but...

- Do you think I do stuff

like that all the time?

- No, but I mean, like, I know you

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