Lovesong Page #5
- I feel like we need more.
- Sarah, will you babysit?
- Will I babysit?
- This group tonight.
Someone has to-
- Oh.
I thought you were telling
me you're pregnant.
- No, I, unless, maybe'?
- No, right'?
Are you?
- Surprise!
No, I'm kidding.
- Well you never know.
I mean, you know.
- No, kidding, kidding.
- You're joking.
- Just make sure she doesn't...
- I'm so hungry.
- When is this food coming'?
- It's coming, Mom.
I say that to him all the time.
- Hey.
- I have a joke.
I have a joke, there's a,
we have a family tradition
where I tell jokes, and
on this particular day
I have a very special joke about family.
- Come here, come sit down.
Go sit down, go sit down.
- Jessie knows this joke very well.
I think, right'?
'Cause you have a grandpa.
And so there's this kid and his grandpa
and he's smoking, the kid's smoking...
- No, the kid is smoking?
- She's so smart.
The grandpa's smoking,
the kid is not smoking
and the boy goes to the grandfather,
"Can I have a cigarette?"
And the grandfather says,
"Does your dick reach your a**hole?
And you got it.
And so the boy says no
and so the grandpa says,
"Well then you can't have a cigarette."
And so then the next
day, grandpa's boozing.
Cheers to gramps..
And the little boy says,
"Gramps, can I have a drink?"
And grandpa says, Can your
dick reach your a**hole yet?"
And the boy says no and the grandpa says,
Then you, you know, you
can't have any of my beer."
The next day the boy has a cookie
and the grandpa goes
up to him and he says,
"Grandson, that cookie looks so delicious.
"Can I have a bite?"
And the little boy says,
"Well grandpa, can your
pee-pee touch your bum?
And the grandpa says, As
a matter of fact, it can.
And the kid said, "Well, good,
Grandpa, go f*** yourself.
"This is my cookie.
That's the end.
Soto Leif and Mindy.
- Sweet, classy, classy gal.
- Take it away.
- To love.
- To love.
- That's beautiful.
Jessica, thank you.
I'm just gonna go check on the food.
- Please, no more jokes.
- I'm just checking on the food.
I'm just going to the bathroom.
- Do you need help, Lil'?
- Are we doing
sincerity or more dirty jokes?
- Is she okay?
- You okay, Lil?
' Yep.
' Okay.
- No, it's great.
Yeah, it's normal.
- So we're going out later.
Okay, I need you to listen
to Jessica tonight though
because I'm not gonna be home
until very, very, very, very late.
No movies.
No movies, you need to get to bed.
Okay, I love you.
I'm okay, sorry.
I think I'm getting like a chest cough.
- A chest thing?
Okay.
Cheers!
So many guys and d*cks.
- So many guys-
- Too many d*cks.
Go back down don't touch the ground
Go back down don't touch the ground
- That was so gross.
It got both my eyes.
Go back down don't touch the ground
I was met on the road
by a face that was mine
Echo chambers and spoke
with diamonds in mind
You can never go home
if you were never shown
Spots on the irises bleed
where the numbers were born
Go back down don't touch the ground
Go back down don't touch the ground
Go back down don't touch the ground
Go back down don't touch the ground
- It's just pizza.
- It's just pizza.
It's pizza.
' Okay.
- Uh-huh, and I'm
being blindfolded for a pizza?
' Yep.
- Oh, pizza's here.
Mmm, pizza.
- All right, ready?
- Surprise!
- No, no, no, no, don't let her escape!
Do what with which you can't explain
Or what you've never seen
Take your ship you own the ship
Your ship that's coming in
Do what you can't you
can't you can't you can't
You can't you get it in
- You can do this!
- I can't do it!
- You can do it.
- Oh my god!
- There was no one else available.
- Oh my god.
- Squirt him!
Squirt him!
- She's getting married.
- Congratulations.
- Thank you, thank you.
It's gonna be so much fun.
- Good luck, he said.
- He's like good luck, right.
I'm so glad you're here!
- I'm not kidding, when you're pregnant,
your vagina gets huge.
- Why is it disgusting?
- No!
- It gets really big.
- I think it's
just because it's like...
- No wait, tell us why.
- More reasons for us to
not f***ing have kids.
- No.
I think it becomes a bit more.
- I think I'd know.
It gets gross.
- She would know.
She has a kid.
- Did it ever go back to normal'?
- Did it ever like shrink?
Is it now bigger like...
- No, I had 'em sew it back up.
- You had like extra
stitches and everything.
- All right do ii.
- Yes, you can.
- Okay, ow!
- Cheers!
- Oh my god.
- Woo!
- That was so strong.
I love this song!
I love this song!
Took my hand and said
Let me take you to All
Let me let me
Take you take you
Let me let me
- Take it off!
Off, off, off!
Off!
I'm strong to be
Alone
In true fire lies my name
My name my name my name
But for some reason everyone
- Fireball'?
Whiskey.
- I think we need.
I want a water.
- Tequila, tequila.
- But yeah.
- Okay-.
'Cause I was taught when I
Was young
That crying means you lost the game
You lost the game
Yeah
You lost the game
Oh you lost the game
You lost the game
- What's wrong with your face'?
- Hmm'?
- Your face.
Honey, you look terrible.
Okay, fine.
Let's just...
Do you think I did a bad job with you'?
- I think that it's hard,
regardless, you know,
people make a lot of mistakes
and you do a lot of things right.
And I feel like I turned out okay.
Do you think you did a bad job with me'?
I mean, like, that's...
- You're so far away
from me, I never see you.
I feel like I've done the best I can do,
you know, under the
circumstances we were in.
I feel like you're, there's
a lot of separation.
And sometimes I feel
you're very angry at me.
- We don't have to do this.
Let's just be supportive.
Okay?
- I just don't
understand why you are doing this.
- What?
- This.
- Say it.
- Why are you getting married'?
- Simple, what do you think?
Yeah.
- You look beautiful.
- I don't know.
I don't know if it's right.
It's like so long, you know'?
- Mommy.
- Princess Jessie.
- Wow.
- Two flowers?
- That's beautiful.
- Do you like two?
- Look at me, let me see.
- You wanna see your mom'?
- That's good.
- Do you wanna go show Mindy'?
- I'm a little tanker.
Beep, beep, beep, beep.
- What am I?
- You're a beautiful bride.
- Can I have a hug'?
- Careful, careful.
- It's okay, it's okay.
Can I just, I want one minute.
I'm just gonna like...
- Sure.
- Give Mindy a minute.
- Yeah of course.
- Get it together and like.
- Let me get some champagne.
- Oh yeah, do you want,
come and drink with us.
- Sarah, will you, will you stay, just.
- Yeah.
- You nervous?
- I don't know.
How do you feel'?
- Good, I'm excited.
- You nervous?
- I'm nervous for you, yeah.
- I feel like I'm gonna vomit.
- Maybe you should throw up a little bit.
- Yeah, I think I'm just, I'm...
- Mindy.
Christ.
Christ.
Mindy!
Put this on.
- Thank you.
- What are you doing?
- I don't know, I
just had to get out of there.
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