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Synopsis: Bobby is a struggling boxer and bodyguard for his stripper girlfriend. But he hates his work and wants to move up. So he agrees to go to New York City for his boss to help in the delivery for a money laundering scheme. His partner in crime is his best friend Ricky, an obnoxious loudmouth who has seen one too many mafia movies. Bobby tries to keep it cool and get the job done, but Ricky's antics threaten to blow the entire situation.
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Drama
Director(s): Jon Favreau
Production: Artisan Entertainment
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.4
Metacritic:
62
Rotten Tomatoes:
71%
R
Year:
2001
95 min
£3,673,981
Website
922 Views


RICKY:

A rose by any other name would --

RUIZ:

(changing the subject)

Come here, there's someone I want

you to meet. You like big tiddies?

WELSHMAN:

Well, who doesn't?

They walk off. Ruiz sneaks a glare.

CUT TO:

INT. LIMOUSINE - IN FRONT OF SPA - 13TH STREET - NIGHT

Ricky and Bobby are being lectured by Ruiz, who sits across

from them next to Horrace.

RUIZ:

What the f*** was you told? Don't

talk, right?

RICKY:

Unless spoken to, ain't that right,

Horrace. Didn't you say that?

HORRACE:

Don't drag my ass into this --

RICKY:

He spoke to me. You want me to dis

him?

RUIZ:

'Dis?' 'Dis?' You're not in a position

to 'dis', or 'give props', or whatever

your Real World sense of f***ing

decorum tells you to do. You're

nothing. You're wallpaper. You're

not here to make f***ing friends.

Asking a motherf***er where he lives.

And who the f*** told you 'Red

Dragon'?.

BOBBY:

We get it. We're sorry.

RUIZ:

Now that Limey motherf***er's jumpy

and wants to change sh*t around on

me. Maxie's gonna sh*t a Nokia when

he hears about... Aw, sh*t, I better

call him before he hears.

Ruiz pulls out his cell phone and steps out, slamming the

door.

HORRACE:

I'm not saying sh*t to neither of

you.

RICKY:

Why? What I say bad?

HORRACE:

What the f***, 'Red Dragon?'

RICKY:

What? Why am I bad?

BOBBY:

How bad is it?

HORRACE:

It's bad. Before you even showed up,

he said you were Maxie's 'token

goons', and not to be trusted. He

wanted to TCB alone. I was gonna

ride shotgun to keep the English

dude above board. Now he's spooked.

This sh*t's snowballing.

BOBBY:

When's it going down?

HORRACE:

Was gonna be tomorrow morning. Now,

who knows?

BOBBY:

Sh*t.

Outside, Ruiz starts his bike. Horrace slides out.

HORRACE:

See you later.

RICKY:

You really in trouble?

HORRACE:

Stop.

RICKY:

I'll tell him someone else told me.

HORRACE:

Just don't ask me no more sh*t.

Horrace closes the door and starts his bike. They ride off.

BOBBY:

You happy?

RICKY:

About what?

BOBBY:

Why you gotta make everything

difficult?

RICKY:

You too?

BOBBY:

Yeah, me too. You're a f***ing bull

in a china shop.

RICKY:

F*** this.

He opens the door.

BOBBY:

Where do you think you're going?

RICKY:

Back in.

BOBBY:

You f***ing nuts?

RICKY:

Work's over. I'm gonna party.

BOBBY:

You can't go in there. They know

you're with Ruiz.

RICKY:

You got that right.

BOBBY:

F*** you. Go then. I'm taking the

car.

RICKY:

Fine.

Ricky walks past the line with a handshake. Bobby sits,

staring forward.

JIMMY:

Where to?

CUT TO:

INT. VIP AREA - SPA - NIGHT

Ricky sits in their booth surrounded by young hot GOLD

DIGGERS. Two WOMEN are already part of the fun: BIANCA and

CYNTHIA, who we will get to later. They are dressed Manhattan

fabulous. Bobby approaches, a wet blanket on two legs.

RICKY:

Look who's back? Want some champagne?

BOBBY:

(to waitress)

Do not put this on Ruiz's tab. Start

a new one.

RICKY:

Damn right. Bring us two bottles of

Dom Champs and here, take fifty in

case I call you b*tch later when I'm

drunk.

(she goes)

Siddown, motherf***er.

(he pours him a glass

and toasts)

'Sex and paychecks.'

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Jon Favreau

Jonathan Kolia "Jon" Favreau is an American actor, filmmaker and comedian. As an actor, he is known for roles in films such as Rudy, Swingers, Very Bad Things, The Break-Up, and Chef. more…

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