Made in Europe Page #5

If he did something like that to me,

I would kill him.

Yes! The best solution is killing!

For God's sake!

He has a sugar daddy now, you know.

- What sugar daddy?

- His old man, Jean Pierre.

- Does he sleep with him?

- I don't know that much.

- What a pity!

- It's a pity for all of us. Look at...

...what we're talking about here, so far

from home. One stabs the other, someone

...doesn't give him his papers,

another hasn't been home in ten years...

...and the others laugh because

one turns out to be gay.

- Maybe!

- Maybe!

The other night we had a meeting after

work. The boss said, "From now on you...

...only get two sandwiches a day." I said,

"Kadir abi, I come here at 11:00 or 11:30

a. M on weekends and leave at 3 a.m. Let's

make it three sandwiches on weekend."

Man, the food you're talking

about is so small.

Yeah! He insisted on two. "If you eat

more than two, you pay for it," he said...

...so I shut up. What can I say?

- You go on shutting up, so they mash...

...your head more and more.

- The other day I said, "Don't treat me...

...like you treat that Albanian.

You're paying him 1100 euros...

At least pay me a bit more. I've been

working with you for such a long time."

He said "There's the door,

leave if you want."

- Why didn't you leave, all of you?

- I have two kids, you know, and we...

...wouldn't have found work. F*** it!

Communists couldn't beat the rich...

...how can we fight against them?

My mom married a German policeman.

School wasn't so good. Two times I...

...escaped from my house. The man was

beating me, I swear. My mom doesn't want...

...me, either. In the end,

she threw me out. - What's this?

This is my laptop computer. I went back

and stole it from the house. This is mine.

I bought it with my money. German

dormitories won't take me because...

I'm a german, you know. And they informed

the police, accused me of running away...

They want to lock me up in the mad

hospital. So I ran away. I need money.

I'll go to Turkey.

I'm trying to sell this.

In fact, I don't know anyone who

would buy this. People around here...

...don't know anything about these.

And I am looking for a place

to stay tonight.

- Don't use so much, animal!

- It's good, it's good.

- We're eating here, not lifting weights!

- F*** it, eat!

- For God's sake!

- Give me that ayran...

- Where are you staying right now? - With

a friend. You don't know him, French.

- Who is this "friend"?

- A friend, you know...

- Are you staying with an old man?

- How do you know?

- I heard it...

- Did that animal Fethi tell you?

Doesn't matter. I heard it. You can

imagine the rumors, right? I don't care...

I don't talk behind anyone's back, nor

am I interested in someone's private life.

- What are they saying? - You know,

don't tell me you didn't hear it.

F***, everyone talks about it.

I have honor and a name, too.

- I don't say anything. - I couldn't do

such a thing. I wouldn't do it...

...for millions. Look, you're an educated

man, don't listen to those maniacs.

That's why I am asking you.

You wouldn't lie to me, would you?

- Fethi, that son of a b*tch told you?

- No!

- Do you swear?

- I swear, I said.

Because of him, we lost the restaurant

in the end. You ask him "Fethi, could...

you clean this?" Really, like that always

requesting or begging. But he was...

...always like, "You can't order me

around. I thought we were shareholders...

- I thought we were brothers..."

- Were you shareholders?

The cash register was always open!

Ask him if it was open or not? He'll...

...have to answer you like an honest man.

He found that Russian whore...

...the idiot, and he made a child. Spends

all his money on her. I pity his child so.

I gave him the job. You get sad,

you know. But him, he does three things...

...every day... smoke weed,

look at women, listen to music.

Was he always like this or is

this Mehmet's influence?

- He was always like that, since Germany.

- Now Celal, Mehmet and him asked...

...lsmet abi for a job.

- That Celal is no man either...

That guy is crazy. Two out of every

three phrases he says God is great...

I'm a believer, I trust in God... then

shouts at girls, fucks the landlord's...

...daughter... just for chocolate!

- He doesn't smoke, man...

No, man, the chocolate you eat. You can

expect anything from that kind of man.

- Don't talk behind people's backs.

- I can take ten more like them out...

- Don't belittle people.

- In fact, they belittle me...

Who's the one who opened a restaurant?

They crawl from country to country for...

...years. Right? Right?

- Yes.

I worked as a mason, I was a cook,

I did construction. What sh*t...

...have they done meanwhile?

F*** them! Weightlifting champion!

Don't talk with food in your mouth,

it's getting everywhere.

Let it, it's fruitfulness.

Do I have to ask you how I should eat?

Hit them on the head,

maybe they'll become human.

You'll understand one day

if they bomb your house.

We are allies of the US.

Nothing will happen to us.

They made a call forjihad.

Celal, look they're calling you.

- F*** Muslims like that.

- Look son, I don't mean that...

...you shouldn't look at women, you're

young:
Of course you're going to look...

...at them. But show a little respect.

Because you speak Turkish you think...

...they don't understand?

- Do you think they do?

Of course they do!

First you shout, then loud laughter.

It's easy to see from your face.

I wasn't like this before.

I changed because of Fethi.

What does that mean?

You don't know yourself!

God is my witness, look,

I wasn't like this, I swear.

Let's leave God out of this now.

What does it have to with this?

If they did that to your sister,

you would burn down the world.

- Of course, I would.

- So you shouldn't do it either.

- Sergeant!

- Hey, Mehmet abi, how are you?

Fine. Have a seat.

Can you come outside?

I have to talk to you about something.

Whatever you want to say, do it here.

Are we among strangers?

- Come. It's private.

This is not the place. - Sit down kid.

- You don't talk to me anymore, Serdar?

- How are you, Ismet abi?

- Fine. How are you doing?

- Sit down and have a drink.

What are you doing, Muslim? They called

you forjihad, didn't you hear? Run.

- Screw their Islamic interpretation.

- Thanks to him, we lost ourjob tonight.

- Why? Any good reason? - Mister

here knocked down a big chandelier...

- His head doesn't work.

- Fethi! If you're going to sit...

...properly, then go away.

- Serdar, What are you doing?

- Who is working in your place?

- There is no "my place" anymore...

Ismail took it back from me.

And that happened thanks to him.

- What the f*** happened because of me?

- Look, still insulting.

- Kids!

- Ismet abi, let him speak!

Let him speak, whatever he will say.

Look, dog, who picked you up...

...from the casinos and bars

when you were drunk? In the morning...

...you were coming back at 7 or 8.

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