Magic Magic

I'm in love with your brother

Yes, I am

But maybe I shouldn't

ask for his name

And you danced

Oh, what a dance

And you laughed

Oh, what a laugh...

What the f*** are you doing?

F***, you scared me, man.

"You scared me, man."

What took you so long?

What's with the cousin?

Your sister is freaking

out, she wants to leave.

Relax. We had trouble finding her.

- Here.

- Oh, thanks.

Alicia, this is Brink.

Hi. Alicia, you made it.

Mmm. You smell like

American shampoo.

What? It's different

outside of the U.S.?

"Is it different?" you said.

Agustin. Help me!

This is Agustin's sister, Barbara.

This is Alicia. My baby

cousin from California.

Hi.

How was your trip?

It was good. It was long.

Is this your first

time in South America?

Um, it's my first time

outside of the U.S.

Oh.

You're kidding me?

Guys, we need to go. It's late.

No. She's been on a plane for hours.

She needs to take a shower.

Really?

This radio only plays CDs.

I'm sorry.

Don't worry about it. Come on.

What a drag.

Relax, b*tch...

Do we really have to

rush to the South?

Yeah. Trust me, you don't want

to stay in Santiago for long.

It's f***ing boring.

Oh, is the South gonna be better?

How long does it take to get there?

Like 12 hours. You can get

a good sleep in the car.

Yeah. That's true.

Hey, I'm sorry my mom was so pushy

about me coming here.

I guess I just needed a break.

Oh, shut up. Don't be silly.

I'm so glad you're here.

Well, thank you.

So, what's with you and Agustin?

It's serious, right?

Uh, yeah. It's good.

We'll see what happens.

And who is that Brink guy?

He and Agustin met at

their gringo high school.

His dad is a diplomat or something.

Agustin brought him here

especially for you.

Yeah, he seems fun.

Sara?

I'll just be out here.

Don't be too long, okay?

Okay.

Okay. I'll just...

I'll keep calling her.

Alicia! We're gonna be

waiting in the car.

and I cum!

No wonder...

the p*ssy...

is in the dick.

No wonder...

the tits...

are so milky.

One more...

and I cum.

Agustin knows this guy.

Pedropiedra.

He is so f***ing weird. Right?

Remember when he performed

in his underwear?

I remember.

English.

Speak English, please.

He pissed on the audience.

So gross.

How long have you been in Chile?

Longer than I expected.

Like two and a half years.

Yeah. We're gonna get

Sara to stay longer, too.

No. She has one

semester and that's it.

Yeah. I don't know. We'll see.

Can you turn the

music down a second?

Hola.

Uh...

One second. It's Paloma.

Uh...

Okay. Um...

Barbara, can you please pull over?

Sara, what's going on?

It's okay. It's just school.

F***ing great timing.

What are we gonna tell them?

Paloma.

Good, so anyway...

Yes, we want them.

Are they dangerous?

Any possible complications?

Can you tell her to tell

him that I'm on my way?

F***. I saw this coming...

Sara has to go back for an exam.

Guys, don't kill me.

I have to go back to Santiago.

I'm so sorry.

What? Yeah.

Today? Right now?

It's just gonna be you,

me, and Barbara, and her?

No. I'm going with her.

We're gonna get a bus

in Tijuana or something.

Are you crazy?

I'm not gonna take

care of your friends.

Barbara, it's fine.

I'll go by myself.

Don't worry about it,

Agustin. I'll be fine.

No, no, no, no. Are you crazy?

I'm coming with you.

No, no, you can't.

I'm just going for school.

I'll be back tomorrow. It's fine.

Sara, of course, I'm coming with you.

Are you kidding me?

I just got here.

I wanna be with you.

That's why I came out here.

Let's go!

Okay. We'll see, all right?

Let's go.

But you don't really have to go.

I just don't believe you.

It's an exam. Who cares?

Well, I care. I mean,

I've already failed one exam.

And I have to graduate at

some point. It's important.

Yeah, but you never cared before.

We're in Southern Chile.

What are you doing?

I'm gonna be gone

for, like, one day.

And they're really sweet.

Have fun with them.

Yeah, but, Sara, like, what's

the difference, you know?

If I come with you, then we

could just come back together.

You'll have so much more

fun if you stay here.

And you've been traveling for so long.

Just get there already.

No. I don't want to let

you go by yourself.

I'll be fine.

Agustin, what's going on?

This is stressing me out.

You're lucky. The next bus

is leaving very soon.

Yeah. I'm really lucky.

Hey, Agustin. Can you talk to her?

I don't think she should go on her own.

Okay, Alicia, enough.

Be nice to her, okay?

We'll be nice to her.

Agustin, we're gonna be so late.

What's keeping us?

Barbara, would you mind if we slowed

down just a little bit, please?

Barbara, slow down!

No, Melda's waiting for us.

Who is Melda?

The caretaker's wife.

We're picking her up.

Can we change this sh*t?

Come on. You pick one.

I don't really know

that much about music.

Be adventurous.

Just whatever you find.

Don't worry.

Agustin, stop reading this

stupid hypnosis book.

Here.

What does it say, anyway?

Put me in a trance.

Put me to sleep.

Shut up.

Come on, hypnotize me or something.

Seriously?

I like it.

This sh*t gives me the creeps.

Sorry.

What the f***?

Just leave it. Great pick, Alicia.

I'm really sorry.

I'm kidding.

Don't worry.

This happened before.

It hasn't happened to me.

Well, not in a while.

Alicia, don't worry.

It happens all the time.

Folks, here's the story

'bout Minnie the Moocher

She was a red-hot

hootchie-cootcher

She was the roughest,

toughest frail

But Minnie had a heart

as big as a whale

Hi-de-hi-de-hi-di-hi

Hi-de-hi-de-hi-di-hi...

She messed around with

a bloke named Smoky..

Agustin, go look for Melda.

Why don't you just call her?

Go ask the guy over there.

I'm coming with you, Agustin.

I wanna meet a Mapuche.

These people must be

pretty exotic for you.

Yeah. It's really rustic.

It's not like they're

wearing feathers, you know.

Why are these sheep here?

Sir? Do you know where

I can find Melda?

Maybe at Lorenza's.

- That one?

- Yes.

Thanks.

Baby, sorry.

Yeah. She's all right, I guess.

What's it called again?

Mapuches.

White people in this country

have totally f***ed them up.

Are you Mapuche?

You already paid for them?

Everyone here is Mapuche, right?

Are you freaking out?

But you speak Spanish?

Is it gonna be enough?

Good...

Okay. I have to go. I'll call

you again later. Okay. Bye.

How are you doing Melda?

Fine, Agustin.

Hello. I'm Brink.

Nice to meet you.

Need help?

I need to pee. Cover.

What?

I need to pee. Can you keep cover?

Oh, my God.

What the f*** is that?

What? What happened?

Come and look.

Ew! It's two puppies.

God. That one's sick. Look, he's

got, like, warts all over his body.

We should rescue them.

It's got blisters. Look.

We have to save the sick one.

No. Barbara, if we're gonna take

one, let's take the good one.

You're such a b*tch.

Take the sick one.

No. Just leave it there.

Come on, guys, seriously.

Just leave them.

Melda they are going to die!

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