Magic Magic Page #2

That's why they were abandoned.

Aw... Poor things.

Are you kidding me?

Ugh!

Hell, no, enough of this sh*t.

F***ing dog!

This is so f***ing stupid!

Okay. You leave that stupid dog.

Barbara, chill out.

No. I'm not gonna chill out.

You want to leave the dog?

Leave the stupid dog.

You started this!

I'm not doing sh*t!

Agustin, give me the dog.

F***ing dog... mother f***er.

What are you guys doing?

So dramatic.

Folks, here's the story

'bout Minnie the Moocher

She was a red-hot

hootchie-cootcher

She was the roughest,

toughest frail

But Minnie had a heart

as big as a whale...

How are you doing?

Come jump on the boat. Careful.

I'll help you.

Hi. Thank you.

- Hi honey.

- Hi love.

Is there a soccer team in

this town Mr. Bernardo?

Yeah!

Thank you.

Sh*t!

I am so sorry. I am so sorry.

Oh, my God!

Is everything okay? Just...

Sh*t.

What happened!?

Alicia, don't worry.

Relax, Barbara...

Shut the f*** up.

Is this the only house around here?

No, there's also my cousin's...

Close the door behind you, please.

Alicia.

This is your room.

Okay.

Hey, I'm really sorry about

your bag. I really am.

Sure. It's okay.

Thank you.

I'm realistic.

You act so eco-friendly and sh*t...

You knew you'd end up throwing

that f***ing dog away.

What was your plan,

what was your plan?

English.

Oh, sorry, Alicia.

What a gentleman.

Brink? Mmm-hmm.

From one to 10,

how much do you like him?

I don't know.

We just met.

From one to 10, how

much do you like her?

Six point four, six point five.

No, I'm kidding.

Ten, 11. The most.

No. I can take a six. It's okay.

Thank you.

Have you ever had a girlfriend?

Yeah. Um... Not in Chile.

In the United States...

We broke up, 'cause...

Has anyone talked to Sara?

I tried to call her today, but...

I talked to her.

She sat next to that screaming

baby the entire way.

F*** that baby.

Well, she's coming tomorrow, right?

So, it's not that bad.

Yeah. True.

True.

Agustin.

Does this sh*t work?

Yeah, it should.

Is there ammunition?

Uh... I think. Maybe there.

Hey.

Take a look at this video.

That video doesn't do

anything, Agustin.

Whatever. You should

try it, though.

Relax your eyes,

and stare at the center.

He's good.

He once cured this stomach

ache I had for two days.

That's disgusting, Barbara.

What's wrong with your body?

What's wrong with your face?

Shut up!

It's never worked for me,

so don't feel bad

if it doesn't work.

Can I look away now?

Agustin, stop it.

She's not liking it.

Why don't you finish

what you start, Alicia?

Okay, now...

Hey!

This.

Whoa. That's trippy.

Right? Mmm-hmm.

You want me to hypnotize

you for real now?

Okay.

Good night.

I have to study, so keep it quiet.

Mmm-hmm.

Okay. Lay here.

No. I'm tired.

Oh. Maybe tomorrow.

Come on. Try new things. It's fun.

But I didn't really

sleep on the plane.

So boring!

Yeah. That's cool. Good night.

Thank you. Good night, guys.

Sleep well. Good night.

Yeah, you, too.

Hey, let's watch a

movie or something?

Hey, f***er! Answer me.

C'mon man.

I'm trying to do something here.

Hey, what's the weirdest place

you've ever had sex with Sara?

Or are you the conservative types?

It's so cold.

I wish Alicia was

here to keep me warm.

Melda, yeah, one

loaf a day is fine.

Slave!

Where is my breakfast!

It's ready.

Go tell Alicia to come down.

Alicia! Alicia!

Breakfast!

Breakfast, amiga.

Alicia.

Agustin, your dick! Gross!

That's disgusting.

Ew!

What were you dreaming about?

You don't wanna know.

Yes, I do.

What's so funny?

Sit down, girlfriend.

Hey, Alicia, how did you sleep?

I slept great. Thank you.

You look tired.

I love the South.

I always sleep like a pig.

Have you heard from Sara?

Not yet.

There's no reception here.

If you want me, I can

call Bernardo and ask.

Pass the coffee.

Bernardo?

Bernardo, can you hear me?

Bernardo. Copy, copy.

This is Barbara.

He doesn't understand a thing.

Look, he's not there.

He'll call me once she

gets here. Don't worry.

I'm not worried.

Alicia, there's no reception here.

No. I was just trying

to check my voicemail.

Well, we're going to the Fat Hill.

You can call from there.

You wanna come?

Do you think it's gonna rain?

Yeah, you never really know.

But we have raincoats here.

Go grab one.

Okay.

Hurry up.

Do you need a license to go

hunting here or something?

Is it legal?

What?

You failed, my friend.

Mother f***er!

Yeah. Your turn is over.

Brink, wait.

Brink?

Hey?

Brink, please don't shoot.

Holy sh*t.

Is it dead?

I feel really stupid now.

You're upset.

I don't really care.

You can do whatever you want.

You guys wanna play tennis?

Yeah, sure. I could play tennis.

I'm not good, though.

Yeah, there are some roller skates.

You can do that and

skate like a f*ggot.

Hey, shut your mouth.

You're the f*ggot.

Whose tennis courts

are these, anyway?

It's everybody's.

We share them.

Wanna play roller tennis?

No.

I'm gonna go call Sara.

We said we were sorry.

Hey, baby, what's up?

Where are you?

Uh... I'm on my way to school.

I tried to call you this morning,

but there was no reception.

Hey, I have to stay until tomorrow.

Tomorrow?

Yeah, I arrive in the morning.

Why didn't you tell me?

Well, I'm telling you right now.

I'm kind of trapped up here.

No. I'm trapped here.

What?

I just want to get

out of this place.

What? Alicia, what?

I can't hear you. Hello?

These people are sadists, Sara.

What? Alicia, those

people are my friend.

Hello?

Baby, I can't hear you.

Hey, can you...

Can you tell Agustin that

everything is going well,

and can you ask him to call...

What?

Hello? Hello?

Can you hear me?

I can hear you perfectly.

Can you hear me?

Hello?

Hello? Alicia, can you hear me?

I can't hear you, Sara.

Just call me back later, okay.

Hey, did you talk to her?

Who?

Sara, who else?

Who else what?

C'mon!

Did you talk to her?

What did she say?

Yeah, she'll be here

tomorrow morning.

What's with all the questions, man?

C'mon!

Are we playing or what?

Come on, I dare you.

No, too close.

I dare you.

I'm gonna get you!

Hey, hey.

Hey, friend, hey.

Come here, come here.

What are you doing out here?

You should be working.

No? Lazy dog.

Ugh...

Stop it. Get off of me.

Get off me!

Get out! Out!

Oh, my God. No, no.

Sorry about that.

Oh, my God. So funny.

I'm done. I'm gonna call Sara.

Sara, Sara, always Sara.

Hi.

Oh...

This room is toasty,

toasty, toasty.

It's f***ing freezing out.

I'm not making lunch.

There's a lot of

things in the kitchen.

Take whatever you want.

Hey, sorry about that dog.

It's getting old and crazy.

Yeah, he thought you were a b*tch,

but we told him you were

actually really nice.

Thank you.

Who am I kidding?

I'm, like, not even reading.

Sitting here just going...

Whoo.

You want a drink?

Sure.

Take mine.

Oh.

Wow, yum. What is that?

It's pisco with Coke.

Chilean people love drinking it.

I'm having one, too.

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