Magic Magic Page #3

Hey, we're gonna visit

my cousins tonight.

And you are coming with us.

Sure.

Good.

I really like this.

It tastes like candy.

And you love candy?

Oh, Alicia, your

friend is calling me.

Shut up, Brink.

That's the house?

"That's the house?"

Why? Are you scared?

I don't talk like

that, you sh*t-f***.

F***!

Agustin, what about

this one up above?

Yeah, let's try it. You go.

Yeah. Push me?

Okay, you have me?

Yeah.

It's open, yes.

Okay, okay, higher, higher.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, Brink, open this door.

Welcome to my horny abode.

Good job, man. F*** yeah.

Alicia, give me whiskey?

Mmm, Alicia germs.

Look at this room.

Mmm.

Look at that thing.

Agustin wants the bottle.

Come get it.

Hey... Let's go to

my uncle's house.

Agustin, look.

No!

Brink, get off me.

Get off me, man.

What are you doing?

I'm that dog.

Hey... Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Man, what the f***?

Relax, callate, I'm being the dog.

I'm that dog.

I'm that dog. I'm that dog.

No, no, no, no.

Hey! Let's go see the

tennis court upstairs!

I'm that dog. I'm that dog.

I'm that dog. I'm that dog.

Stop it. Stop it!

Brink!

No!

F***ing sh*t.

Motherf***er! I'm bleeding.

Hey! What happened?

She kicked me in the face.

You stupid idiot!

You think you're so funny.

Well, you're not funny.

Oh, you're such a delight, Alicia.

You call me a b*tch and then

you're touching me and...

Are you bleeding for real?

I don't even know you.

I don't know either of you.

Hey, hey, hey, relax.

Yeah, why don't you go lie down?

Oh, my God.

She obviously had

too much to drink.

She was wasted.

But that was the mood, that

was the mood of the night.

And she's the one who got violent.

You were f***ing acting weird.

But I wasn't violent.

I wasn't violent, ever.

Come on, pick up the phone.

Pick up the phone, Sara.

Pick up the phone.

Pick up the phone. Pick up.

Pick up the phone.

Sara, please pick up the phone.

Pick up the phone.

Pick up the phone.

Alicia.

Sara, finally!

Are you on your way here?

Have you taken that exam already?

Alicia, you know I'm not

here because of school.

What's going on, baby?

What? Where are you?

Sara, you have no idea

what has been going on.

This dog tried to hump me and

then I made Brink bleed.

Sh*t.

And it wasn't my fault,

I didn't mean to do it.

He f***ing made me.

They killed a bird.

Brink killed the bird and

he just didn't care.

It was like...

Shh... Wait.

What is it? Oh, my God.

It's f***ing Barbara.

She doesn't, like, let me make any

noise here. I can't even breathe.

She's f***ing crazy.

I think she's just mad

because I dropped her

bag in the water.

It's not like I was

trying to fist f*** her.

Believe me, she would

know if I was.

You know she's shy and weird.

And you know she's alone.

Apologize, man.

Sara is gonna be pissed.

I think she was abused as a child

or she's a lesbian or something.

You're the lesbian, man.

No, no.

Miss Barbara, miss

Barbara, do you copy?

Miss Barbara...

What's going on Bernardo? Over.

Good morning.

Miss Sara just arrived,

we are crossing the lake, over.

Alicia?

Alicia.

Alicia.

What are you doing?

I'm making some toast.

Huh.

Your cousin's here.

She's crossing the lake.

Okay.

I'm really sorry about all

the noise I made last night.

What?

It won't happen again, okay?

Hi, guys.

Hey, are you coming with us?

Yeah, you're going down? Mmm-hmm.

Yeah, I'll come.

Are you still bleeding?

Kind of.

No, he's not.

Yes, I was, Agustin.

You didn't see.

Um... Do you want some

snacks or something?

Yeah, bring some.

I'll bring some. We'll

be down by the pier.

Nice to meet you.

Hey beautiful!

Hi. Hi.

This weather's so shitty. I know.

Thank you.

Can you help me? Yeah.

Are you all right?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Hey, I missed you.

I'm sorry, that took so

much longer than I thought.

How do you like my gringa?

Are you fluent in Spanish by now?

No.

Come on. Hey, where's this house?

Right there.

Sara.

Thanks Bernardo.

What? No, nothing. Nothing.

I'm just really happy to have

somebody to speak English with.

Hey, let's go to those rocks.

What? You didn't speak

English with her?

Brink, are you serious?

I do speak English.

Chill out. I'm just used

to speaking Spanish.

You're not really though, are you?

'Cause you kind of sound

retarded when you do.

Here, take a photo of us.

Sure.

I guess I don't really

need to be in it, do I?

Come on.

Got it?

I'm freezing. Can we go inside?

Okay, let's go in.

Tell me, how do you feel?

Alicia, you're not even smiling.

Do one where you smile.

What the f*** is wrong with them?

Did you tell her?

No, are you insane?

They had such a big

fight last night.

They had a fight? What happened?

Don't worry. So, how was it?

It's fine. I'm fine.

Did it hurt a lot?

I don't want to talk about it.

What do you mean?

You have to talk about it.

It was my baby, too.

Shut up, it was not a baby.

Don't say that.

Hey, Agustin, can

I have my food, please?

What's up, b*tch?

What's up, puppy killer?

I knew you were traumatized.

You're such a gringa.

No, I didn't tell anyone.

No, chill, Agustin told me.

I can't believe you just left

it on the side of the road.

That's really f***ed up.

Oh, get over it. Did you get

your sh*t straightened out?

Yeah, I did my exam,

but I probably failed

it or something.

So I kinda don't

wanna talk about it.

Agustin. Mmm-hmm.

What's with those rocks

you told me about?

Hey, Sara. What about it?

Will you come to my room with me?

Can we just not walk,

and take the boat instead?

Yeah.

So c'mon, tell them!

Hey, go get your swimsuits.

We're going to the rock.

These people are f***ing crazy.

I'm so sorry I hung

up on you last night.

Barbara has been making

my life impossible.

Why? What's she doing?

She won't let me move in my room.

So, what did you do in Santiago?

What? I told you. I had

to retake an exam.

No, that's not what you said

on the phone last night.

We didn't talk on the

phone last night.

Yes, we did, when

I told you about Brink.

We didn't talk about that.

Agustin just told me about the stupid

fight you guys had last night.

What?

Yes, we did.

No, we didn't.

No?

I mean...

On the hill.

Alicia?

I really don't think that

this room is that bad.

It's kind of depressing and ugly,

and there's probably cum stains

all over the mattress. Ew.

But, I don't know, it's not

scary or anything. It's fine.

Yeah, well, thanks

for staying with me,

because you could have

stayed with Agustin, right?

No, are you crazy?

Of course I'm gonna stay with you.

I want to keep you company.

We're gonna have fun, okay?

I promise.

You okay?

Yeah. Mmm-hmm.

You just had a nightmare

and you need to brush it off.

You'll be fine.

Sara, let's go. We're ready.

Okay, we're coming.

Ooh! It's freezing!

Are you gonna be okay

in that tiny wetsuit?

Do you want my sweater?

Oh, no. Thank you.

I'm okay. You sure?

It's really warm.

Alicia, he's being so nice to you.

Gold star, Brink.

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