Magnolia Page #18
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INT. LINDA'S MERCEDES - MOMENTS LATER
CU's on Linda. She pops three or four more DEXADRINE.
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INT. LAW OFFICE BUILDING/HALLWAY - THAT MOMENT
Linda off the elevators...CAMERA pushes in with her....
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INT. LAWYER'S OFFICE - THAT MOMENT
CAMERA whips around, RECEPTIONIST --
LINDA:
I'm Linda Partridge to see Alan Kligman.
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INT. SEDUCE AND DESTROY CONDO - THAT MOMENT
CAMERA pushes in quick on a young girl named JANET. (This is the GIRL
from Frank's flashback's.) She answers the phone in this converted
condo into office headquarters for "Seduce and Destroy." Frank TJ Mackey
paraphenallia, propoganda and literature allover the place;
JANET:
"Seduce and Destroy," thisz Janet.
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INT. VAN NUYS OFFICE SPACE - THAT MOMENT
CAMERA pushes in on Chad, on the phone;
CHAD:
Hey, Janet, it's Chad.
JANET:
What's wrong?
CHAD:
Nothing's wrong, I just got some
guy on the phone on my other line,
he's says he works for this guy,
this guy who's Frank's father --
JANET:
-- no,no,no what is this? who?
What's this guy's name?
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INT. EARL'S HOUSE - THAT MOMENT
CAMERA (HAND HELD) with Phil, phone to his ear, on hold (we can
hear Frank's commercial playing on the receiver, ref. notes.)
Earl is MOANING in pain, the DOGS are barking at the noise.
Earl continues to hallucinate and remains in major pain, but at
the same time he's very, very weak. There are moments of strength
that pop and push into him and he's very angry with Phil, continues
to scream for someone named, "Lily," and generally treats Phil like
an enemy.
EARL:
LILY. F***. LIL, PLEASE. LILY.
Phil moves into the kitchen and gets the bottle of MORPHINE PILLS.
He drops them, the crash on the floor, picks them all up, except one...
...which one of the Mutt Dogs walks over to and eats. Earl SCREAMS.
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INT. SEDUCE AND DESTROY CONDO - THAT MOMENT
CAMERA on Janet on the phone, listens, says:
JANET:
...mmm.hmmm. mmm..hmm. Alright.
what's goin' on --
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INT. VAN NUYS OFFICE SPACE - THAT MOMENT
CAMERA on Chad. He puts Janet on hold and clicks over to Phil:
CHAD:
Phil, you there?
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INT. EARL'S HOUSE - THAT MOMENT
CAMERA on Phil, tending to Earl, who moans away. (Bit less pain now.)
The Mutt/Morphine Dog is starting to get a bit wobbly.
PHIL:
Yeah, hey. Chad.
CHAD:
Alright, so I'm gonna transfer
you over to Frank's assitant, Janet
she's gonna see what she can do --
PHIL:
Thank you, Chad, and good luck
to you and your mother --
CHAD:
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Chad clicks a line and confrences Janet and Phil.
JANET:
Hello?
CHAD:
Ok. Janet you have Phil Parma --
JANET:
Hello, Phil.
PHIL:
Hi, hi, thank you for taking my call --
CAMERA holds with EARL for a quick BEAT, THEN:
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INT. GAME SHOW - BACKSTAGE - THAT MOMENT
Jimmy finishes cleaning himself up and he looks to Mary:
JIMMY GATOR:
I have Cancer, Mary.
She doesn't know what to say.
JIMMY GATOR:
I have about two months, I have no time.
It's in my bones and I don't have a chance.
And I'm f***ed. I had a stroke last week --
MARY:
...Jimmy...
The OC call from FLOOR DIRECTOR.
FLOQR DIRECTOR:
Ten Seconds.
Jimmy walks from behind the curtain to the "Adult" contestants,
takes his mark and waits for the countdown -- CAMERA moves over
to Stanley who watches Jimmy closely and sees him stumble a bit,
recognizes that something is wrong. Floor Director counts, 3-2-1 --
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INT. SMILING PEANUT BAR - THAT MOMENT Sequence F
CAMERA pulls back from the TELEVISION above the bar, playing
the show. We see Jimmy start to chat w/and do intro's for the adults.
(Director's Note: This runs through scene and a complete script
is avail/will be shot.)
Donnie and Thurston and the Patrons continued;
DONNIE:
....do you know who I am?
THURSTON:
You're a friend of the family I presume?
DONNIE:
What? What does that mean?
THURSTON:
Nothing special, just a spoke in the wheel.
DONNIE:
You talk in rhymes and riddles and
ra...rub-adub --- but that doesn't mean
anything to me, see....see...see I used
to be smart....I'm Quiz Kid Donnie Smith.
I'm Quiz Kid Donnie Smith from the tv --
THURSTON:
Might of been before my time.
PATRON #1
I remember you. I remember. In the 60's right?
DONNIE:
I'm Quiz Kid Donnie Smith.
THURSTON:
...like you said...
PATRON #1
Smart Kid! F***, yeah, he-he. You got
hit by lightning that one time, right?
DONNIE:
So what?
PATRON #1
I heard about that.
PATRON #2
Did it hurt?
DONNIE:
Yes.
THURSTON:
But you're alright now, so what's the what?
DONNIE:
What?
THURSTON:
That's right.
DONNIE:
I used to be smart but now I'm just stupid.
THURSTON:
Brad, dear?
Brad turns and looks:
THURSTON:
Who was it that said: "A man of genius
has seldom been ruined but by himself."
DONNIE:
(to himself)
-- Samuel Johnson.
BRAD:
I don't know.
Donnie looks up at Brad. Brad smiles with his braces, Donnie looks
away quick --
THURSTON:
It was the lovely Samuel Johnson who
also spoke of a fella "Who was not only
dull but a cause of dullness in others."
DONNIE:
"The" cause of dullness in others --
THURSTON:
Picky, picky.
DONNIE:
-- and lemme tell you this: Samuel Johnson
never had his life sh*t on and taken from
him and his money stolen -- who took his
life and his money? His parents?
His mommy and daddy? Make him live this life
like this -- "A man of genius" gets sh*t on
as a child and that scars and it hurts and
have you ever been hit by lighting? It hurts
and it doesn't happen to everyone, it's an
electrical charge that finds it's way across
the universe and lands in your body and your
head -- and as for "ruined but by himself,"
not if his parents take his friggin' life and
his money and tell you to do this and do that and
if you don't? well, what --
PATRON #1
You're parents took your money you won
on that game show?
DONNIE:
Yes they did.
(turns quick to Thurston)
What does that mean, "spoke in the wheel?"
THURSTON:
Things go round 'n round, don't they?
DONNIE:
Yes they do, they do, but I'll make
my dreams come true, you see? I will.
THURSTON:
This sounds Sad as a Weeping Willow.
DONNIE:
I used to be smart but now I'm just stupid.
THURSTON:
Shall we drink to that?
Donnie looks to the television for a moment, starts to tear up,
CAMERA pushes in slow to an EXTREME CLOSE UP. He repeats line's from
his days on "What Do Kids Know?" and does his best Jimmy immitation;
DONNIE:
"If a brick weighs one pound plus one
half brick -- how much does the brick weigh?"
"Well if subtracting the half of brick from
the whole brick you got one half of brick,
equals one pound so therefore the brick
equals two pounds --" "A little more than
kin and less than kind," is Hamlet to Claudius.
"The sins of the father laid upon the children,"
is Merchant of Venice but borrowed from Exodus
20:
5 and "win her with gifts if she respects notwords," is Two Gentleman from Verona.
Where? Who? How and Why, Kids?
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