Main Tera Hero

Rakesh Suri, very good.

92%.

Shankar Prakash, 95%.

Umesh Bhairav.

Excellent. 97 %.

And finally we'll hear Student of the Year's

marks who failed for just two numbers.

Shrinath Prasad...

Whenever its result time he always

runs off to the bathroom. - But... - Sir.

Bhai says, ''Do me a favor that,

don't ever do me any favor''.

But l say do me a favor.

Please give me two more marks, sir.

Shankar and Loy have done me a favor.

By making me proud.

Shankar's going to join lPS.

Loy will join lAS. - Thank you sir.

And Roshan is going to llM. - Sir, l am

going to lPL. - You're not going anywhere.

You're going to stay right

here with me, in this class.

Because your antics, dog's tail and

Katrina's Hindi can never straighten up.

Sir, these days she

speaks better Hindi.

Get out of my class. - What, sir?

- l said get out of my class. - Sir, l...

- That's my paper, sir.

- Go ahead.

Tripathi, there can't be a better auspicious

occasion for your daughter's marriage. - Yes

Even God can't stop this marriage. - Yes.

- Excuse me. Sir, come here. Excuse me.

Why are you whispering in my ears?

You don't need to hide this from the people.

Shinu abducted my daughter!

Don't take it personally.

But your father Tripathi will never change.

He didn't just scuks my future but yours too

Bappa!

Just like You wanted,

l abducted Tripathi's daughter.

Will he pass me now? Bow to Him!

- l never said this.

You know there are just

three things in life l love.

What? - On television,

Amit sir's Crorepati

ln Tennis, Mahesh Bhupati.

And in Gods, my dear Lord Ganpati.

Thank you. People butter me

but you always fool me. No Bappa. - Shinu!

Bye Bappa, l'll catch you later.

Okay bye see you take care.

l hope no God ever gets

a useless devotee like you.

Hey come here.

Shinu.

Son. Let my daughter go.

Tripathi sir,

just give me two more marks.

As soon as l pass,

she'll be with her papa.

Tripathi, sir. - Prasad. Prasad, your son

kidnapped my daughter.

l see, very good. - Come on.

- Prasad, my daughter. - Oh yes.

What did you eat when he was in your womb?

- Whatever it was, you fed it to me.

Shinu, open the door.

My son, open the door.

My son... He won't listen

so affectionately. Hold this.

Shinu, open the door, son otherwise l'll

abdicate you from my will.

Now you learnt your lesson.

- Relax.

My daughter.

- Wait, wait, wait.

Wait. This is my glasses.

- My daughter.

Sorry, dear. - Dad.

Sorry, dear. - Dad.

Sir, sir.

Sir come, come, come.

You don't need to hide

this from everyone...

The groom's family ran away.

Who will marry my daughter now?

Tell Shinu to marry her.

Tell Shinu to marry her!

Shinu.

Marry her.

No. - Well,

you had to get married one day.

And she's the professor's daughter.

- He'll pass you next year.

- Yes.

Take him away. - Go on.

- Dad.

'She's so fat, if she stands

on the weighing scale...'

'...it will only

show 'To Be Continued'.

Srinath Prasad,

you're not so unlucky.

l am not so unlucky...

...that l've to marry

this duffer, papa.

Come on, son.

Eat your dinner, it'll get cold.

Not fair, mom.

l did so well in my exams.

l wrote three page long

answers for every guestion.

But still Tripathi failed me.

l am sure your

answers must be right.

But his guestions

must be wrong. - Yes. Yes.

Pass me that bread.

- Yes.

You know Verma's son...

...went to Bangalore

to complete his studies.

And Shinde's son went to Pune.

We're so fortunate.

Our son doesn't leave

us and go anywhere.

And day before yesterday...

...our servant left the

job to complete his degree. - Here, son.

l will not come to the shop.

l will go to Bangalore.

And get a degree there.

Degree?

- Degree?

Bengaluru isn't that way, son.

lt's this way.

l am going to the toilet.

He won't get a degree...

...instead he'll

give us third degree.

Mama, pa, see my popularity.

The entire city's

here to bid goodbye.

Son, goodbyes are

given with just one hand.

Take a closer look.

They're waving both their hands.

That means don't come back.

They're feeling

so good in saying bye.

Now that you're leaving don't return until

you achieve something. - Go on.

Eat on time.

Here l am.

Hi. Hi. Hi.

Girls, this is my seat... Hello.

- Don't try to get too friendly.

Go and sit on your seat.

Excuse me, this is my seat.

Uncle - Tell me son..

l am joining the

lPS for such hoodlums.

l'll get rid of them and protect Mother

lndia and her daughters.

Excuse me, wherever we

sit that seat belongs to us.

Yes, but...

- So please sit somewhere else.

Listen... - U-turn.

- Go.

Am l your touch-screen phone

that you're constantly touching me.

Sorry.

How about you play

a round with us too?

But it's important

to drink before you sing.

They were getting Ranbir Kapoor...

...but l guess they're

destined for Shakti Kapoor.

Baby, have some.

Weren't you going to kill me...

...and protect the

daughters of lndia.

Don't look now, but goons

are misbehaving with girls.

Go on, what's stopping you?

Hey, hero.

l was waiting for that

dialogue to beat you up.

Uncle, will you

please hold my jacket.

Tell him about me.

Do you know who Babu is?

Who Babu's father is.

Who Babu's brother...

- l'm going to beat up your Babu...

...that he'll never

beget a baba or a baby.

''l am bad.''

Should l hit you on

the face or the chest?

Hit you on the face... - Hit hard.

''l am bad.''

You'll have to pay for it dearly.

- That's okay.

- l hate cheap things anyway.

- Out!

Out!

Out!

Go. - Thank you so much.

- lt's okay.

- This was...

l'll get my jacket.

Uncle.

Shinu, my brother.

Even Dennis is not such

a menace compared to you.

l remember, it was a Saturday...

...when you entered

my life as bad luck.

l came to Bangalore from

Ooty only to escape you.

But l pray every day.

Send beggars to my house.

Send illness in my body.

But never you.

l guess that's a beggar.

Aren't you happy to see me?

l am very happy.

l was just thinking about you.

l swear. - Very good.

l took admission in your college.

And do you know what

the good news is? - What?

l'll be living in

your house with you.

Are you crazy? Few days?

l'm here to get a degree.

l can't leave until l don't pass.

That means you'll never leave.

Right now l'll go take a bath.

- What are you doing?

Let go of my underwear.

Where's the bathroom?

- Straight and right.

l hope it's clean. - Yes.

...''Mom, l want to study

in the same college as Shinu''.

Oh no, he's seen me.

Lord Krishna, here.

So, You followed

me to Bangalore as well.

l am God.

You know l love only three songs.

Raj Kapoor's ''Rammaiyya

Vastavaiyya''.

Bappi Da's ''Ta Thaiyya-thiayya''.

- l see.

''Bada Nathkhat hai Yeh Kishan

Kanhaiyya.'' - That's my song.

You forgot,

l am the original butter stealer.

Don't try to butter me.

God, l've decided. - What?

This time l will concentrate

on my studies. - Good.

And help me score

at least 90%... - 90%!

And keep me away from every

attraction and distraction.

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