Major Payne Page #7

Then you get out there

and you toot that horn, boy.

Toot. Toot.

Toot. Toot.

Ladies and gentlemen, Madison Preparatory School.

Drill team leader:

Private Kevin "Tiger" Dunne.

Bust a move !

Now here we are together

Ready to do whatever

We started out as boys

Now we're men and we're makin' noise

So stand back and step clear

Madison cadets are the ones to fear

If you don't believe

battle us and you will see

Oh, yeah, here we come

Here we come, here we come

Hip-hop, hip-hop

hip-hop, ho

Hip-hop, hip-hop

hip-hop, ho

We can get down

'cause it's in our souls

We can get down

'cause it's in our souls

- Hit me with a one, two

- One, two

- Hit me with a three, four

- Three, four

Hit me with a one, two,

three, four

- One, two... three, four

- Mark time, march !

- Ahhhhh-hoo

- Present arms

Forward march

Huh, huh, huh, huh

Order arms

Philly stomp

Ho

Hit it

Oh, yeah

One, two, three

Get down on the hip-hop

Get down and get funky and you

don't stop, what, do dat, do dat

Go, Tiger

Do dat, do dat

Get down, do dat, do dat

Go, Tiger, do dat, do dat

- Get down, do dat, do dat

- Whoo ! Whoo ! Whoo ! Whoo !

- Get down, do dat, do dat

Go, Tiger, oof, oof

- Oh-h-h-h-h-h-h !

Salute

Madison Preparatory School.

Company ! Atten-hut !

Sir, squad

is formed, sir.

Post.

My name...

is Major Benson

Winifred Payne !

I'd like to be the first

to welcome you...

to the Madison School.

What we've tried

to develop here...

is a family environment.

One of trust

and understanding.

I'd like for you to think of me

not only as your commanding officer,

- but as your friend.

And what the hell is that ?

He's mine.

That-a-boy. Sit.

Good boy.

You know, there ain't no pets allowed

on these here premises, Mr. Ace Ventura.

Yeah, well,

maybe that doesn't apply to me.

He's my blind seein'-eye dog.

What in the world would anybody want

with a blind dog ?

The dog ain't blind.

I'm the one that's blind,

you idiot.

Oh, I see you

and your friend Cujo here...

got a little attitudinal problem

needs some readjustin'.

I'm gonna fix that up

quick, fast and in a hurry.

Hey, Corporal !

Go tell Mama

bring my field knife.

Heh-heh-heh.

Ah, heh-heh-heh.

Oh, heh-heh.

Ah, heh-heh-heh.

Ho-ho-ho. Heh-heh-heh.

Ho-ho-ho. Heh-heh-heh.

Oh, heh-heh-heh.

Ah, heh-heh-heh.

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