Man in the Chair Page #2
Citizen Kane
Murray.
MURRAY:
Escort this man off the set.
like that on purpose!
I love my job!
Why would I try to lose it?
If you love your job, you'll
never work a day in your life.
Winston Churchill!
Wait, Wait. Bring him back!
Churchill... Well, bravo!
An electrician
who can actually read!
What a pleasant surprise.
Well played.
What's your name?
Glenn Madden.
Glenn Madden? [Laughs]
No, I don't think so.
From now on, your name
will be "Flash" Madden.
You'll go further, trust me.
CHARLTON HESTON:
You gonna dosomething about it?
WELLES:
Well, make it a charge.Isn't that police procedure
in Mexico?
- Procedure?
- You say your wife was attacked.
I did not say she was attacked.
- Did you say she was molested?
- Not physically.
Charlton Heston
playin' a Mexican.
Jesus Christ,
give me a friggin' break.
- I don't think so.
- How do you explain the fact...
in pants, Chuckles!
WELLES:
Joe Grandi.That's right.
Go on.
Pony Express was the first
film he ever wore pants in.
Before that, he was
You know,
wearin' those fag robes?
[Chuckling]
MAN ON SCREEN:
Mr. Vargasis not on the witness stand.
[Chuckling]
MAN IN FILM:
Hank's a born lawyer, you know.
He was pretty good
in Ben-Hur. I'll give him that.
[Flash sighs]
Thank God you shot this
in black and white.
CAMERON:
[Chuckles]Great.
Another monument
to the next generation.
When a murderer's loose,
I'm supposed to...
[Film stops]
Hello?
Earth to Beverly!
[Shouting] Is anyone home?
God damn it!
What minimum-wage moron's
in charge today?
What the hell's
going on in here?
An imbecile convention?
Get off your brains
and do something.
PROJECTIONIST:
Oh sh*t!Gimme that friggin' thing.
Oh, my God! My Game Boy!
I'm sure that Santa will
bring you a new one.
I'm sorry, everybody!
[Electrical snaps, buzzing]
[Fire extinguisher hisses]
My God,
is everybody all right?!
FLASH:
Keep hiringthe handicapped, Klein.
They're such fun to watch.
You never pay anyway, Flash.
[Shouting] Why should I,
with service like this?
Get out of my way,
you little sh*t!
PROJECTIONIST:
He sure yells a lot.
Is he hearing-impaired?
No, he just likes to yell!
[Traffic passing]
[Whooshing]
[Whooshing]
[Whooshing]
MAN:
? As far as I know ?? They go ?
? What it seems ?
? You know ?
? But you don't ?
? 'Cause you dropped yourself
to your knees ?
? It dawned on me ?
? See, if it were me ?
? I'd agree ?
? That it pays to be ?
? More like you ?
? Would you know ?
? And you show ?
? 'Cause you dropped
yourself to your knees ?
? It dawned on me ?
[Whooshing]
? Ahh... ?
? Oh... ?
? Oh... ah... ?
? Ah... ?
? Ooh-ooh ?
[Music ends]
[Whoosh,
car engine revs loudly]
CAMERON:
Double headlights.Red and white.
Big fins, lots of chrome.
- Is it her?
- It's her. [Sniffs]
Are you sure it's Christine?
Dude, 1958 Plymouth Fury,
just like the one in the movie.
[Engine revs...]
[Whooshing]
John Carpenter.
Cool director.
BOTH:
Money!MURPHY:
Bad to the bone.? B-bad to the bone ?
? B-b-b-b-bad ?
- CAMERON:
Shut the light off.- MURPHY:
Would you chill, man?[Car door opens]
- MURPHY:
Go go go go go!- CAMERON:
Shhh.[Horn honks]
- Come on, come on, come on.
- CAMERON:
Shut up!I think I see someone,
I think I see someone.
MURPHY:
Go.[Electric sizzle,
engine roars]
[Tires squeal, car revs]
MAN:
My, my, my![Engine hums...]
[Laughing and whooping]
Go Christine!
Do your nasty, girl!
Be a bad girl, yeah!
CAMERON:
Yee-ha![Engine humming...]
I feel like Han Solo
in the Millennium Falcon.
Can I be Chewbacca?
You can be Chewy, if you want.
[lmitates Chewy's growl]
Tell me that was not Chewy!
That was Chewy... What?
That was the worst Chewy
I've ever heard in my life.
That was a good Chewy!
[Both imitate Chewy]
Whatever.
[Police siren wails]
Sh*t, 5-0.
CAMERON:
"5-0", O.K., there, Snoop Dogg.
[Siren continues]
It's not so bad, only one.
[Siren whoops, horn blares]
Don't be harshing
my mellow, po-pos!
It's not bad.
Dude, relax, dude. It's fine.
CAMERON:
Sh*t.OFFICER:
Pull the vehicle over!
Now it's bad.
OFFICER:
Pull over! Now!- Pull over, dude.
- OFFICER:
Do it![Sirens wail...]
OFFICER:
Let's see your hands!Get your hands up!
All right, shut off the engine.
Hands up!
[Police radio squawks...]
[Door thuds loudly]
So you're boosting cars now.
What's next? Banks?
That's pretty funny, Floyd.
Listen, you're through
screwing up, buddy boy.
[Whooshing]
Cameron,
they took your license.
They took it
six months ago, Mom.
And the principal said that
Where are you going
during the day?
Teachers don't give a sh*t.
Well, we're serious
this time, Cameron.
We're not bailing you out again.
Yeah, we'll see how you smile...
after ten days in County
with the big boys.
Oh, you oughta know.
[Whooshing]
FLO YD:
It's not working!This! This, this...
JUD Y:
What? This?FLO YD:
This, the kid, okay?The kid!
JUD Y:
Well, the kid comeswith me.
- I think you understood that...
- FLO YD:
Well, I don't know him.[argument
continues indistinctly]
FLO YD:
MaybeI'm just not a father, O. K?
Maybe
I'm just not a father type.
JUD Y:
Why didn't youtell me that before?
That's not what I
heard before...
FLO YD:
O.K., because maybeI wanted to make it work.
- So do I.
FLO YD:
O.K., well, it'sjust not working, all right?
- JUD Y:
Why isn't it?- Because... look at the kid.
He's not even going to school,
for Christ's sake!
I gotta... We gotta go down
and bail him...
We gotta bail him out of jail
at this time of day...
I gotta go to work!
And what...
JUD Y:
He's been through a lot,you know? O. K? You know.
FLO YD:
O.K. I knowhe's been through a lot.
I don't wanna talk about
his father, O. K?
JUD Y:
Oh, I see.We're not supposed
FLO YD:
O.K., what,Why don't you go find him,
bring him back...
you guys can live a happy
marriage, a happy family life...
JUD Y, CRYING:
Damn it! Don't say that!
FLO YD:
I'm trying to give it toyou... I can't give it to you!
[Argument
continues indistinctly]
[Lawn mower buzzes...]
NURSE:
Oh, no, you don't!There's no smoking
for you, Flash.
That's the doctor's orders.
Come on,
give an old man a break!
NURSE:
No way.[Cameron whistles]
Hey...
Hey. Come here.
[Turns mower off]
Que quieres?
[Lawn mower buzzes]
Nice day, huh?
[Flash spits]
So, um...
[Turns mower off]
you like movies?
FLASH:
Huh?You like movies?
Yeah, some of them.
CAMERON:
Uh, you wanna make one?
Who's directing?
You're lookin' right at him.
Bugger off
and mow the grass, kid.
It's a...
It's completely legit.
It's, um...
It's a high school film.
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