Mankatha Page #3

I'll go

I was being so good

Why did you have to remind me?

Bro?

You?

We met at Sumanth's wedding

- How are you?

- I'm good

- Are you here for a drink?

- Do I look a drunkard to you?

I didn't mean it that way

Chennai Super Kings won

No one is celebrating in Mumbai

So I thought maybe you wanted to

rejoice all alone in solitude, like me

You think so?

How long can I pretend to be good?

Poor you!

This is why I don't have a girl friend

Even if you want to, you can't!

Why?

Were you born this way?

I didn't mean to offend you

You are a handsome guy

You tease me

Even those 3 morons mock at me

One more, please

I want to drink... dot!

Close the shop

Go... go... go

Police?

He means me!

Police... go

I am caught red-handed

What will I do?

Open

No one is in, sir

- You think you are 'Vasanth & co'!

- Liquor sold out

Will you open or shall I seal you

along with your shop?

I've seen you somewhere

- Boss

- Not me

There's only brandy

Long may you live!

We drank whisky

We can't mix the 2

We'll get a hangover

We should mix and drink

Do you have water?

After 10:
00 P. M if we sell liquor you catch us

If we don't, you threaten to seal our shop

Are you DrJekyll or Mr Hyde?!!

Let me pull the shutter down

before he comes back

Man has created 2 good things

One is liquor

The other is twisted crispy

That's chips, dude

Shopkeeper swindled us!

- I'll tell you a 'haiku' poem

- Tell

With pair of lights on, be a driver

If couple of pegs down

sit back as passenger

Wow wooowwwow

That's why I never drive

What about you?

I didn't drive light but tight

Continue your creative flow

You got a job here?

Or going back to your city?

Why should I go back?

If I want, I can have 100 people

working under me

Won't it be expensive?

What are you looking at?

Secret

You will zip your lips?

We are planning to rake in a sweepstake

- From where?

- Golden theatre

Arumugam Chettiyar

Me too, same pinch!

Why are we whispering?

Are you also planning the same?

When?

Day of the final match

of Indian Premier League

We are also planning

on that very same day

Why don't you do it 2 days later?

'We' means?

Me, wine- shop owner Mahat, Chettiyar's

employee Sumanth and sub-inspector Ganesh

All 4 are morons!!!!

I should never drink again

I swear

Whom did I bring today?

I swear I won't drink ever!

What are you doing here?

I remember clearly

I drove the car

I drove the car

Do you know where we went afterthat?

In between we got the Liquor

I bought the Liquor

I opened the shutter

Do you know that?

Then we came home

What happened, bro?

Do you still not remember?

After we got the liquor I blanked out

Let me take leave

We should maintain same brand

if we ever drink again

Not mix the two

A secret to share!

Do you know how brilliant we are?

Traffic signal is what we need

to pay attention in Mumbai

All signals have to favor us

after we grab the loot for us to escape

You have to accompany me

My bro has come from the village

He wanted to become a cop from childhood

His name is Alex Pandian

Alias Shikari Shambu

Take care

It may break

Careful

Match box can be struck only on 2 sides

But if you strike anywhere on Alex Pandian

it will be a total blast!!

This area's entire traffic control is here

If you mess with it

there will be a major problem

This uncle's wife has deserted him

He has enough hassles to cope with

Don't you worry

This Alex Pandian will find her for you

whichever nook and corner she is in

I found a vehicle similar to the one

used by Sanjana charitable trust

We can fix it tomorrow

Is it same size? Make sure

We have printed the stickers already

I'll take care

You tell us the plan

I'll create the traffic jam

At that time vehicle with money will go in

You should ensure your car is next to it

This is the go-down we have identified

We will share our loot here

- It is safe, I hope

- Don't worry

Not even a fly can fly in!!

If we share the loot in comfort

in a 5 star hotel won't it be?!

You scared the hell out of me

How did you come in?

You should not ask how I came in

But why!

Now why did you come in?

- Are you drunk?

- Yessssss!

Do they know at home?

Why should my home know?

Only my mom and dad should know

Irrespective of the gender how are all

drunken dialogs so moronic?!

You told me not to drink

and you booze from head to toe?!

Friend's birthday party

Why are you here?

I drank just half a quarter

lmages of you flowed in 'full'!

What are you going to do now?

What am I going to do?

What are we going to do!!

Hey! Don't hide Mr Baddie,

I'm your twin tower, 'hit' on me!

Russia's vodka or Japan's haikai

Find inside me which I can supply!

Of its own accord my dress wants to slide

Only you can stroke a fire inside

Without a touch you arouse me

I move to collide voluntarily!

Hey! Don't hide Mr Baddie,

I'm your twin tower, 'hit' on me!

Russia's vodka or Japan's haikai

Find inside me which I can supply!

You take me, like a churner to yoghurt

Oh! How you ravage me, 'lovexpert'!

Like swine flu pandemic, it's adolescence-sway!

Lips apply fomentation, full body asks a replay

Shared intimacy in bed, koel moved to ecstacy

Silver moon's artery kindled desires easily

Bull stood aside, while dairy cow wanted encore

Mind got corrupted, as I fell hook, line & sinker

Oh! Sexy lady! You invade me totally

Cricket is match- fixing, love is 2 hearts mixing

On this bed, let's bet to our heart's content

Catch the ball for winning sake

Shall I bat to keep you awake?

Proud of my pitch, I want to kiss you

Spring-time fever, will 20 overs do?

Like cricketer Dhoni, play on my passion

Desire is hellish, this lass wants action

One, just 1, only one

Lavish this girl with all the fun

Satisfy my every whim, your bottom line

Ravish me lady, wine and dine

Just like that, simply, take me

Loot me, get wild my booty

Of its own accord my dress wants to slide

Only you can stroke a fire inside

Without a touch you arouse me

I move to collide voluntarily!

We are at your place

I am getting better

More sober

How much ever anyone has drunk

when they reach home, they'll feel this way

Go brush yourteeth

No one will know you got drunk

I am not going in alone

You come with me

Come in

Please be seated

- How are you?

- I am fine

Shall I get you something to eat?

No, thank you

Any drink?

Just now

You are always very formal

I'll call my husband

Vinayak is here to see you

Hello Vinayak

- How are you?

- I am good

A small meeting

What's news?

I came to drop Sanjana

I assumed he had come to see you

Don't go away

I'll finish the meeting

We can have dinner together

- How was it?

- What?

My acting skill

No one found out?!

You are such a talented actress

Should you be taught how to act!?

- Did dad bug you?

- He asked me to stay for dinner

I'll go help mom

I don't reek of alcohol, do I?

Where's the restroom?

Don't use the gun unless we are caught

Whoever gets caught shouldn't squeal

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