Mannequin: On the Move Page #6

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Now you've done it for money

And you've done it for fame

You might do it for power

Or to win some game

You can do it for kicks

But that's never enough

If you're gonna do it

Do it for love

No.

No, no, no, no, no. It is.

Uh-oh.

It is him!

It is him.

I knew I knew that guy someplace.

It is Prince William, curse the ages!

Herr Count. Count Spretzle.

Count Spretzle, she's come to life.

- The enchanted peasant girl's alive.

- That is impossible.

It can't be. No. She is mine tomorrow.

I've spent years calculating the best site!

You know, the exact moment

of her re-animation.

Someone has removed the necklace.

Maybe she has found true love.

I want... See that guy down there?

I want to kill him, I want to hurt him,

and I want to eliminate him now!

Go! Now!

No one, no one messes

with Count Spretzle,

and his love life.

Oh, no! What are you doing?

Okay, you mess with Count Spretzle,

I shoot you.

I shoot you not through the mouth,

not through the eye,

but through the heart.

- Anything?

- No, not a trace.

I thought Cupid aimed for the heart.

I'll get you this time, my little sweetie pie.

- What the...

- Hit the deck!

- I learned this from the Marines.

- You were in the Marines?

Yes, they were looking

for a few good men, and so was I.

Okay.

- Okay, we better split up.

- Where have I heard that before?

- Get down, honey! Get down!

- Get down!

You take the second floor,

I'll take the third. Go.

There he is.

There he is!

It backfired.

Wow, what a fit, and no wrinkles.

- It's polyester.

- Polyester.

What plant is that from?

The New Jersey one.

Will this be cash or charge?

Who uses cash these days?

- Jessie!

- Jason!

- Jason!

We lost him.

I'll be right back.

This time we really kill him!

Hey!

Oh, look out!

Jason! Jason, come on!

Look out!

Stop her!

Get out of the way!

Are you okay? I never thought

I'd see you alive again.

What?

I said I never thought

I'd see you alive again.

I can't hear!

Look out!

Keep going! Keep going!

Look out! Look out!

Get out! Get out!

Hold on!

You okay?

Look out for the window!

- Go out the window?

- No! No!

- Jason!

- Jessie!

- I can't stop it!

- Use the brakes!

Push the pedal!

Look out!

Hey! Hey, come on! Let's go to the store!

What the heck is going on here?

Find that boy!

He has stolen enchanted peasant girl.

Montrose. Montrose!

Your new assistant, where is he?

Let's go.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait one minute.

We are going to follow fancy pants.

And get me out of this armor!

Wow, she's got a great sense of direction.

Look, your mother gave me

all these people's lives.

Jessie, I was scared

I was never gonna see you again.

My love was stolen once before,

but it's never gonna happen again.

Nothing will ever come between us.

Could you do that again, please?

- Where did all this furniture come from?

- It's my gift to you.

- You bought it?

- Yeah, with your little magic card.

Ouch!

Okay. Okay, look,

we're gonna have to get out of here.

- We gotta go. They're gonna come here.

- Wait, where are we going?

We'll hide anywhere,

we just have to get out of here.

Wait. I love you.

What is that?

Oh, it's too late.

Look, just stay here, okay?

- Just don't...

- More.

- Okay, just...

- Again.

Just...

Oh, Jason, the heat is coming.

- What's going on?

- Where is she?

That is him. The peasant girl must be here.

- You're in big trouble, pal.

- Listen, I...

Search this house.

Check out the back. Nobody escape.

Me, I will look her upstairs.

Hey, no! You can't go up there!

Don't ever, ever touch a count. Okay?

When I want to go up the stairs,

I go up the stairs.

And I feel like going up the stairs now.

You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can and will

be used against you in a court of law.

- It's you!

- No, it's not.

You understand these rights?

- Don't be afraid to use the gun.

- You can't threaten my son!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Is everything all right?

Everything is perfect.

Sorcerer.

Oh, my little sweetie pie,

you have to come with me because,

well, we must fulfill our destiny.

I love Jason.

You can't make me go with you.

Here now,

my lovely.

You've even been stealing

furniture from us. Shame!

I didn't steal it. She bought it for me.

- Who? The enchanted peasant girl?

- Yes!

You are a certified sicko.

And to think I even gave you my flower.

Oh, look, there's your main squeeze.

Jessie. Come on, let her go.

Look, she's real, I swear!

Oh, my God! He's in love with a dummy.

Wait a minute, honey.

I was gonna do that.

Okay, we have what we come for. Right?

Now, to the airport, quick.

Just one little minute.

Count, we have a presentation

tomorrow afternoon.

I know that but...

And we have a contract

that you are not going to break.

- I know that but...

- Grab the dummy.

The other dummy.

Easy, easy, easy. All right, it's all right.

You must be very, very gentle.

The necklace!

That's it! That's what he's using!

Just take the necklace off,

you'll see she's real. I swear!

- Take it off!

- Yes, and I'm Rumpelstiltskin.

Get him out of here.

No, no, it's true. It's true.

No one could make up a story like that,

except perhaps someone like myself.

And, Count, please,

don't worry your pretty little wart...

Face about all this.

We'll have some very large,

armed gentlemen to guard her.

Tomorrow afternoon, she'll be all yours.

Thank you so much.

I never had this problem at Kmart.

Too much red meat.

All right, come on.

So, all we have to do is wait till

the presentation is over tomorrow.

They will hand us the girl.

Then it's off to Bermuda.

Bermuda!

Up, shut up!

Go on, get on now. Go, go, go.

Go, ja. Go.

I am so sorry, madam,

to have taken all your time.

Once again left holding the bag.

Oh, nothing personal.

I've danced alone a thousand times

To songs that no one else could even hear

I've reached into the flame of love

I couldn't hold it

And it disappeared

I've lived to learn to hate the blues

I've lived with everything but you

I can't believe my eyes

I see you here

Lookin'just the way you should

Oh, so good

It's too good to be true

I lived my life

To be lying here with you

I'm here to pick up one of my men

and take him downtown.

- We are downtown.

- Oh.

I mean down downtown. Way, way down.

He's gonna be digging latrines for years.

Who are you?

Staff Sergeant Montrose, sir.

Butch Montrose.

What do you want with the prisoner?

Well, he took a powder, you know.

What's that word?

- AWOL?

- That's it.

He's gonna be court-martialed

at 2500 hours.

- You got a name?

- Staff Sergeant Butch Montrose.

Not yours, the prisoner's.

Oh. Williamson, sir. Jason Williamson.

- The nut with the dummy!

- I know. It's sad, isn't it?

Hey, Al, take this guy

down to the holding cell.

Give him 307, you know, the dummy kid.

Thank you, sir.

Hey,

You didn't sign these.

So sorry.

Ta.

Williamson, got a friend of yours here.

Williamson, follow me.

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