Mannequin 2: On the Move Page #3

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- I think you're still in shock.

- Forever and ever and ever.

I don't even know you.

Yes, you do.

You just haven't realized it yet.

You really do love me,

don't you?

More than anyone is going to

in your whole life.

I think she's here.

Who is that?

- I know this is the place.

It's him,

the guy from the river.

What have you done

with the enchanted peasant girl?

You guys are not

supposed to be back here.

I'm going

to have to call security.

There she is.

That was a close one.

Not a word of this to the Count.

- We don't want to get him upset.

- Ja, ja, ja.

If we don't go to the airport

to greet him, he will be upset.

Guys, you know,

she's going to be okay here.

I mean, we lock this up at night.

It's very safe.

Oh, good. Let's go.

Thanks a lot, little fellow.

Hey.

- Who were they?

- Don't do that anymore.

What do they want with me?

You're a national treasure.

Those were your personal guards.

I don't like them very much.

What's that noise?

It's my stomach.

I haven't eaten in 1,000 years.

Come on. I know a great place

near here where we can go to eat.

Oh, good.

Do they have boiled weasel?

You won't be able

to tell the difference.

And the first thing we need to do

is get you something to wear.

- Do you remember this?

- Sure, it's your necklace.

Right.

Hello!

Hello!

This is so much fun!

The lights are beautiful!

So, when the little person

is blinking, then you can walk?

- Right.

- Wow! I love cars! I love electricity!

I love America!

How does it all work?

Well, that's going to take

a little longer to explain.

There you go.

So, what do you think?

Is it better than weasel?

Well, it's not as salty,

but it's good.

It's the best meal

I've had in 1,000 years.

It'll probably stay with you

for another thousand, too.

What's the crunchy stuff?

There's not supposed to be

any crunchy stuff.

That's the paper.

You're eating the wrapper.

You don't eat this outside,

white stuff.

- It's good. Try it. It's good.

- No. Thanks.

Listen, you know,

you're going to need a place to stay.

And I was thinking,

you're welcome to stay at my house.

Really.

I mean, no strings attached.

You know, you'll need an address

for, like, a green card for a job.

What do you do?

What do you like to do?

Well, at first

I wanted to be a sheepherder.

But every time I got near the sheep,

I would sneeze.

So, then I tried weaving.

And I can weave an entire blanket

in 17 months.

- No!

- That's pretty fast.

That's amazing.

- Can I ask you something?

- Sure.

Are you betrothed?

Betrothed?

Well, I'm just going to tell you.

There is someone I've been seeing.

I'd like to introduce you to her,

if it's okay.

Harriet. Harriet, this is Jessie.

Jessie, this is Harriet.

Please don't embarrass me in front of her.

No, no.

It's not what you're thinking.

You are so suspicious.

She's terrible.

And no,

I'm not betrothed to anybody.

Yay!

All right, people.

- Give me an "H"!

H.

- Give me an "A."

- A.

People, where is your enthusiasm?

Everybody to move! Move!

- Get out of the way!

- Move! Move!

- Give me an "H"!

H.

- Give me an "A"!

A.

- Give me a "U".

- U.

Count Gunter Spretzle

of Hauptmann-Koenig.

Koenig.

Koenig.

May I say

what a pleasure it is to...

On behalf of...

On behalf of Prince and Company...

What you look at?

Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Sorry.

On behalf of Prince and Company,

may I say what a pleasure it is

to have you hair.

Wart! Here!

It's a pleasure

to have you here.

- Count Spritzle...

- Spretzle.

Pretty.

May I present Hollywood Montrose,

our chief of visual merchandising

and an artist, in every sense of the word.

He is the gentleman

who is in charge of your display.

This peacock here

put his hands on my statue?

Listen,

have you ever thought about

putting a few African trading beads

la Bo Derek on that?

It would be absolutely smashing.

Just a suggestion. Ow!

Count Spretzle, I think you'll be pleased

at our handling of your presentation.

Good. And you promise that this

will bring attention to my country?

National publicity.

Good, because my tourism, you know,

income is down slightly. We...

Oh, I don't know, we gross

maybe $52 and change last year.

And we would like to get it up to maybe,

oh, I don't know, three figure next time.

Perhaps, you should charge

admission to see that face.

What he say?

He said he has such admiration

for Your Grace.

Well, that's okay.

Good. Well, your car is waiting.

It's waiting.

Hollywood, just walk fast.

I've got an important meeting to go to.

That hair!

Are my accommodations ready?

Oh, yeah, the very best in the city.

Take us to the YMCA,

and step on it.

- Slippers! Wow! Look at all the colours.

- Some things never change.

Okay. All right,

stand right here.

Close your eyes.

That's good. Turn around.

Okay. Smile.

Okay. Open your eyes.

- Get me out of the box!

- Shh! It's okay.

She's fine. She's a little...

It's this cheese steak.

You're okay. Okay, look.

See, you're out of the box now.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

- You saved my life. I'm so lucky.

- Yeah.

I guess we're both pretty lucky.

Come on.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Come on in.

Nice to see you again.

Oh, the crab dudes.

These dudes must be all right.

Come on in and have a good time.

Oh, definitely. Definitely. How you doing?

Your boyfriend still in prison?

Yeah.

- Good.

No, no, no, no. You go on.

Look, just join your friend.

What'd you all do?

Take the bus up from Jersey?

Get on out of here.

Hey, lose your boyfriend,

you're in, darling.

- Bye, Tony.

- Step off, Junior.

Oh, let's go in here.

No, this is the most exclusive club

in the city.

I've been trying to get in here

since it opened, there's no way.

Oh, that's too bad.

It's just for royalty, huh?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, Goldilocks.

Come here.

- Girl, where have you been all my life?

- Frozen.

I can dig that.

Yeah, come on in. Come on in.

- Really?

- Yeah, come on.

Hey, you and me

dance a little later? Yeah.

Hey, what's this, prom night?

Take a hike, man. Go on.

I hate taffeta.

I have to go into the trees.

- The trees?

- You know, someplace private.

Oh, the ladies' room.

Here, it's right over here.

- Thank you.

- Right through there.

I'm going to stay here.

Sorry.

- Wow.

- Hi.

That's really beautiful.

Passion Pink.

All the guys love it.

You want to try?

Thank you.

Look, you have to turn it.

Like this.

Oh.

Did you make that?

- You've never tried lipstick before?

- No.

Well, you put it on,

you rub it on your lips.

And then you go like this.

- Okay?

- Oh, yeah. Everything's just fine.

Still here.

And what about you know who?

Who?

Who? The enchanted peasant girl,

you idiot.

- That's who.

- Oh, yeah.

- Is she safe?

- Ja. Yes, of course.

Good. Good. Oh, that's good.

You see, my plan, it is working.

We have succeed to get her

and the jewels out of Hauptmann-Koenig.

In a few weeks,

we be off to Bermuda.

Bermuda.

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