Mannequin 2: On the Move Page #5

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- Please.

- Oh, that's okay.

You know, Count,

you should try and lighten up.

Not take things so seriously.

Learn to enjoy life more.

Voil.

- She's gone!

- Where is she?

Where is she?

- Potty.

- Potty?

Search the store! Everybody!

We must found her!

And if we don't found her,

I will personally chop off your hands.

And for the rest of you,

I lock you in dark room with rats!

Big, ugly rats.

And that is scary, believe me.

Hold the rats, Your Nauseousness.

Here she comes.

Jason.

Jason, come on.

Excuse me.

Why you... Why you dress her

in these vulgar clothes, huh?

- Trash! It's absolute trash!

- Junior Miss.

Oh, wait, just a second.

That's from our exclusive

Junior Miss designer collection.

Good.

Plugging the store's merchandise.

Well done, Williamson.

You're like the son I never had,

and never really wanted.

This is an insult to my entire kingdom.

She is not to be touched again.

We

Have met before someplace,

no, what, maybe, yes?

I think I would have remembered.

Well, let's get busy.

We have a presentation.

Yes. Perhaps you'd care to see

the rest of the store?

No. No, I would like to be alone here

for a moment, please.

You heard

what the count said. Move!

Everybody to get out.

Move! Move!

Oh, my darling.

My darling, very soon,

very soon you be alive, huh?

I wait for that moment

as the greatest day in 1,000 year.

Get out of the way.

Well, he's a real charmer.

Probably grows fangs at night.

- Would you like a cappuccino?

- No, thanks.

I'd better get to work.

I don't know what happened last night.

I don't even know if you're real.

If you can hear me,

I want you to come back.

I need you to come back, Jessie.

Oh, he's in love.

Now, who is Jessie?

Her.

Oh, Jason.

Hear that? Hollow.

Now, we do not fall in love

with empty things

unless, of course,

their daddies are rich.

And in this case, her daddy's a redwood,

so I'd forget about it.

Hollywood, last night

the most amazing thing happened.

What?

Forget it.

Nothing happened.

Okay, well, in that case,

why don't you run down to the storeroom

and get the rest of the wardrobe?

Someone has got to

glitz up this presentation.

You little tart.

What have you done to my protg?

I'll tell you what.

You let me borrow this fierce necklace

and all is forgiven.

Oh, me, oh, my,

I'm in love with you, baby.

How did I get back in here?

What's that?

Who's there?

Hello?

Are you looking at me?

Are you looking at me?

You must be.

There's no one else here.

Get back, Bobby De Niro.

Some day

Look at me.

Oh, how about this one?

- Oh, I like that one.

Wait, look at this one.

That's nice.

That goes good with your eyes.

Hello.

All of you look very cute.

Come here, come here, come here.

Come on.

Come here, come here, come here.

We are something, huh?

Oh, you are really, really something.

Yes. Oh, yeah, really something.

I want you to take hat, both hats,

and put it right over your face.

That's it.

You idiots, idiots, idiots!

Now get out of here,

and go guard the girl!

Would you like to try

our Black Forest Dew?

- It's our Hauptmann-Koenig special.

- Oh, thank you.

Oh, that smell reminds me

of my old friend, Inga.

Poor, poor Inga.

- What happened to her?

- She was eaten by a boar.

Oh, well. Oh, you know Jason.

Jason? Oh, yes.

He let me sleep in his bed last night.

He did?

Well, if you don't mind my asking,

how was it?

Wonderful.

He showed me things I never

would have imagined in 1,000 years.

I must go find him.

One of these days

I'll rip that wart out of his face

and make him eat it.

Shh! He could be anywhere.

Hey, you, fancy guy. What are you

doing with that necklace?

This is property

of Hauptmann-Koenig

and they are not for you

to play dress up with.

And if we ever,

ever catching you...

Listen, the girl is gone again!

What have you done with her?

Just let me figure what I'm doing

on the floor and I'll get back to you. Okay?

The necklace is here, but

the enchanted peasant girl is gone.

You don't think there's really

something to this curse thing?

If it's true,

we have blown our trip to Bermuda!

Bermuda!

We must tell the Count.

Egon, you tell him.

Fellows, you are hurting me.

That's my earring.

Phone call

for Count Spitzle. Urgent.

Please pick up

any white customer phone.

- Spretzle.

- Spretzle.

- That's good.

Count Spretzle.

Hello, Your Majestic Magnificence.

Shut up, Spretzle.

I have been looking for you.

Here I am,

Your Queenly Greatness.

I told you I didn't want

this silly publicity tour.

Especially now when our weather

has turned so beautiful.

Also, someone has stolen

our precious crown jewels, Spretzle.

Heads will roll, do you hear me?

Yours and those three idiots

you brought with you.

- Do you hear me, Spretzle?

- What?

If I don't find

those crown jewels...

Your Majesty, I'm sorry,

I can't...

Oh, this connection,

it's fading, Your Majesty.

It's fading, it's fading away.

I can't hear you no more, you...

Your breasts

smell like toe jam. What?

"Dear Count,

the enchanted peasant girl

"is missing again."

"Please do not hit us."

Find her now!

This one's too wide.

Wow!

Hello!

You know, we can make your home

look just as nice.

I don't have a home.

Oh, it's been nice talking to you.

But my friend, Jason,

would love furniture like this.

Well, hello again.

This is his picture.

His picture, yes, but...

Well, yes, he looks like he could

use some really nice furniture.

Well, I have no silver.

Oh, nobody uses cash anymore.

We'll just put it

on his employee account.

What exactly do you want,

and when would you like it?

Oh, well, it must be soon.

I don't know how much longer

I will stay alive.

That's too bad.

Well, I have

a delivery date this morning.

Oh, good.

We can have it delivered then,

and who knows, you may still be alive.

It must have been something I ate.

No more sushi at 3:00 a.m.

What's the matter, Hollywood?

I'm not sure, my man.

I'm just not sure.

I just got back

from a trip to Oz.

- Where's Jessie?

- I don't know.

- What do you mean, you don't know?

- Well, she was here,

and when I got back from

the yellow brick road, she was gone.

We got to find her.

She could be in trouble.

Hold on.

You said you wanted to tell me

about last night. What happened?

She came to life. She was alive.

I mean, this whole curse thing is true.

I can't explain it. We ate.

We walked around. We went dancing.

- I know you think I'm nuts.

- I certainly don't.

This has happened before.

- I believe you.

- You do?

Yes, and we better hurry up

and find her

because those goony boys

are looking for her, too.

Come on! Go!

I can't believe it.

Arnold, Egon, come here!

Look, the girl.

She's alive! She's moving!

- It's not possible.

- Yes, it is her.

She know us.

Come!

Go!

Oh, she isn't even stiff.

That's for sure.

Can I help you?

- Could you make me look different?

- Honey, we can change your whole life.

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