Mapado 2 Page #2

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While wandering,

I met an old woman.

Surprisingly, she was one of

the women I met on Mapado Island.

- Really?

- But she pretended to not know me.

- What a bad woman!

- I think so.

I thought the same thing, but then I had

no choice but to follow her.

Entering a village, the other women

recognized me

and I was so glad.

They gave me food and water.

But there's another island

I need to hurry to.

I need to make a call,

but my cellphone got wet, it's dead.

I really have to call.

So what?

So I'm asking you now

if I could use your phone.

- Of course, go ahead!

- Thank you.

But I don't have a phone in my house.

- You have one inside.

- No, I don't.

I'll find it, so don't worry.

- I don't have a phone.

- Please go back to work.

There's no phone in my house.

No phone.

How did that get there?

- Don't worry and go back to work.

- I see.

Go ahead and take your time.

Did a bee sting you?

What's wrong?

Hold her! Hold her!

She's gone. She's gone.

He's not convincing enough.

- It's over.

- Why does it always end like this?

Give us food! We're hungry!

It's right that they break up.

I've never seen a couple become happy

when they disobey their parents.

But they love each other so much.

You don't understand

since you haven't had a baby.

At least I know how a woman

has a baby.

Yeong-gwang is still a virgin.

What the hell are you talking about?

Then why haven't you had

a husband until now?

You must've had a lot of sex,

but none must've worked out.

- What did you say?

- So what?

Are you upset?

A modern person shoul

watch the news.

A modern person should

go to the toilet, too.

I'll go piss and come back.

We're starving to death!

You cheap bastard!

Nothing's free here.

Shut up. I need to watch the news.

Go to the kitchen and

you'll find some potatoes.

They look delicious.,

It's hot!

Find some chopsticks.

- Where are they?

- Just find them!

What's the matter with the economy?

My candidate, 'Mr. Doctor',

should win the election this time.

Eung-sam is driving

the economy into the ground.

Not that 'Mr. Doctor' again.

For someone who didn't go to college,

why do you call him 'Mr. Doctor'?

And your 'Mr. Doctor' was

already president once.

He even retired from the presidency.

What are you talking about?

He shook hands with Kim Jong-il

in the North,

and won some prize for it.

- Kim Jong-il?

- Yeah.

Are you kidding me?

Just because I tend to

forget lately?

The current president is Mr. Roh.

Don't butt in!

We're not talking about Roh Tae-woo.

That's right.

You're just acting like

you don't know, right?

What's wrong with his face?

Sit down. Sit down.

Jerk.

He must've caused trouble

in the kitchen again.

Everyone teased Geum-dong so much

Since he was so quiet and

shy like a girl.

But who could be more handsome

than my boy Geum-dong?

Yeo-su, this boy's name is Gi-yeong.

- What did you say?

- Don't you know Gi-yeong?

He came here with Choong-su.

Of course, I know Gi-yeong.

Are you making fun of me?

Just because I've had

a bad memory lately?

Let's go. Let's go to bed.

So we're not playing

'go-stop' tonight?

It's the best Alzheimer's

prevention going...

What did you say?

She said that she saw a person

named Alzheimer on TV.

Let's go.

You should go to bed now, too.

No, let's play 'go-stop'

to prevent Alzheimer's.

Hold on.

Start the game when I come back.

What is it?

What's wrong with her?

And who's Geum-dong?

Geum-dong is the name of her son

who died when he was a boy.

Even though she's aged a lot,

she can never erase his name.

It's a merciless disease.

- So you all 'go'?

- Of course.

Then I'll sell you the jokers.

One and two. 20won.

How could you have so many?

Give me 20won.

- I'll give it to you after this game.

- It's against the rules.

- Don't talk about it.

- Advance payment.

Give me won now.

Can I join the game

to kill some time?

Do you have money?

If you have some, join us.

The money we play with goes around

and comes around anyway.

Okay!

What a fool.

But I don't have any coins now.

If you put me on a tab, I'll play.

You cheap bastard.

We're playing point for 10won.

Dumb fool.

For you, instead of money,

how about 1 hour of labor by point?

What?

If you win, we'll take off

points, okay?

Nice deal.

Okay.

And don't change your mind later.

Deal the cards.

One condition is that you have to

play one-on-one with Je-ju.

Come on out Je-ju!

Come on! One-on-one!

Come over here!

You bastard!

What should I put out this time?

Check me out!

I'm playing with my toes.

Tada. Nice play!

And another one.

Oh! It's a joker!

This is the last game, okay?

You first!

Cool! Awesome!

If you take that,

you'll be in trouble.

What are you talking about?

Shut up.

You lost! You lost!

You brought me bad luck.

She took them all.

Don't bother me.

Go away!

Oh my goodness!

Six times fifteen. Times two twice,

and another four times...

17,510points?

Is that possible?

What?

Count it again! Count it again!

Again!

17,510points.

So 8hours a day for 2,190days.

Exactly six years with no holidays.

Hurry up! The sun's going down!

No food for a lazy slave!

But you have the cows.

Jae-cheol and Nu-reong.

Have you ever seen a cow

pick up a shovel?

Why do you want to dig

a harvest hole this early?

Eight hours a day for six years.

I could reduce it

based on how hard you work.

Are you kidding me?

I could report you to the police

for swindling, you know.

If you feel that cheated,

play again tonight.

Damn it!

Ma'am, is this okay?

You're such a great worker.

Yeah, that's enough.

Ma'am, is this okay?

You idiot, you call that shoveling?

Mayor!

Mayor!

- Here we go!

- You only eat kimchi everyday?

Are you going to live in the jars?

You just keep working.

You're an absolutely

terrible worker.

I'd shovel faster with a spoon.

Then why don't you show me?

Wow! So that's real shoveling!

It's so efficient.

Of course, you moron!

That's why we all have brains.

- Hey! Hey!

- Huh?

Why don't you dig there?

- There?

- Here?

- No, over there.

- I see.

Now watch carefully, got it?

This is so easy.

So easy.

How about shoveling there?

- Here.

- Ok.

Watch carefully.

You're amazing.

Hey!

- So this is real shoveling?

- Yeah, I'm a good shoveler.

If I need to dig later,

will you shovel for me instead?

What did you say?

You son of a b*tch!

Stay where you are.

Don'tjust stand there.

Give me your hand.

Hey! Hey! If you make beef stew

for me tonight, I'll help you out.

You rotten bastard!

We'll see who wins.

Not there.

My hands are right here.

- Are you all pushing?

- Sure we are!

Then why is it so heavy?

You're too much of a weakling

to be a real man!

That's right!

Okay. Hard. One more time!

Okay!

It's so heavy.

It's downhill from here!

Hold it tight!

Okay!

We'll hold it real tight!

- Here we go!

- Yeah, let's go!

We should've held it tight.

Holy sh*t!

Damn it, I shouldn't waste time

like this. This is nuts.

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