Marci X Page #2

They had cake.

Well, not Diana.

Time Magazine has declared you

the most charming white woman

in America under 50.

Oh, except we're

talking about rap.

And, you know, the inner cities

and censorship and the cultural

legacy of black people.

Well, I happen

to adore black people.

-Word.

-Word up.

Word perfect.

You can get anybody

to do anything you want.

It's your gift.

Yeah, yeah,

yeah, and my dad

is being isolated.

But I've only got two weeks

until the hearings.

So get out there...

...and show your father

just what you're capable of.

You say, "Watch out, America,

here comes Marci."

Yeah, I'm going to go see

that Dr. S,

in person, on his own turf.

I'll explain everything

and we can work together.

Marci cares.

Marci loves.

Marci saves her father's life.

-Yay!

-Oh!

So where is this Dr. S?

Uptown.

-Uptown.

-All the way.

Yeah, someone call

for a doctor?

You say you want the power,

the power to see

You say you want the power,

the power to be

You want to see the power,

then give it a glance

Come on, I got the power,

the power in my pants

You say you want the power,

the power so fine

Screaming for the power,

the power that's mine

If I showed you all the power,

you'd go into a trance

I have you in my power,

with the power in my pants

We want the power

Try not to stare

We want the power

Give me some air

We want the power

Give, give, give

Give me some drums

We want the power

Here it comes

You say you want the power,

the power to come

# You want to ride

the power to the maximum #

You say you use the power

to enhance romance

Come on, take some power,

the power in my pants

You say you need the power,

the power supreme

You want to touch the power,

till you make it your dream

-You play with the power...

-Excuse... Hi.

You know it's your chance

Got a magic wand, yeah,

the power in my pants

Hold on to your purse.

We want the power

'Cause he got game

We want the power

# You're playing games #

-All right!

-Yeah!

Feel my song inside your thong

The power that stick,

that knows every trick

If you can't live with it,

then you don't know dick.

Thank you.

Sit down.

Sit your asses down.

All right.

How y'all feeling?

Sick!

Ain't y'all glad

there's a doctor in the house?

Yeah!

I want to give

a special shout out

to someone who is near

and dear to my heart.

I think you all know

who I'm talking about.

That's right.

She's a recording artist,

and she's got a workout video

and her own perfume.

And she got an ass you just want

to take pictures with.

You know who I'm talking about--

the Booty Monster herself...

Miss Yolanda Quinones.

Yolanda!

Am I late?

You're late,

but you're right on time.

Come on, sit down

while the Doctor

put on the clinic.

Hey, Medic, show 'em

how we operate.

Hi.

Go. Go talk to him.

For your father.

Mingle.

Spanky, here.

Coming off,

coming through

and going back.

Dr. S, hi.

Marci Feld.

It's a pleasure.

Really.

Who are you?

Um, I'm Ben Feld's daughter.

Anyway, I can see

you're very busy,

so I'm just going

to take a second.

But we really do have to chat

about, you know, your new CD.

Why?

Well, I'm sure you know

all about the hoo-ha.

Please. Ooh!

I'm also sure you're every bit

as upset about it as I am.

You know.

You're upset?

You're hot and bothered?

Um...

Anyway, I have a plan.

-You do, huh?

-Yeah.

You're just going to love it.

I bet I will.

Oh, yeah.

Ew, this is...

all covered with you.

You know, you could sell that.

Oh, yeah?

-On eBay.

-Oh...

30 seconds.

Oh, okay.

Well, here it is.

Um... next week,

you're supposed to appear live

at the MTV Awards.

Perfect-- it's global,

millions of people watching.

Just the perfect place

for you to say to the entire

world, "I'm really sorry.

"l went too far.

Ben Feld is fabulous,

and I apo..."

I'm good. Thank you.

"...and I sincerely apologize."

Um, well, tomorrow morning

at 10:
00--

I thought we could

kick things off, you know,

with a public relations

event, sort of, in a way.

Five seconds.

How do I look?

You look amazing.

I got to run.

Stick around, all right?

Okay. You're too sweet.

I mean that.

It went very well.

He said to wait here,

and I don't know why.

Y'all take five.

What's happening?

Check this out.

I don't know if y'all

been tracking it,

but a lot of people

been coming down on the Doctor

for speaking his mind.

Folks like Senator Spinkle,

and the media.

And Mr. Ben Feld.

Guess who we got

in the audience tonight?

Who?

We got his little

goddamn daughter,

Marci Feld is here.

Kick her ass!

Kill her!

And she wants me...

-No.

-...to apologize...

Hell, no!

...and do some

public relation sh*t.

She wants me to change

who I am.

No!

Say, b*tch!

Oh, my God.

Bring your pasty white ass

out here.

You get out there.

You tell him you are not

a b*tch. Not always.

That's your answer

right there.

I'm a real n*gger.

I don't change for no one.

I ain't changing sh*t.

Can I get an amen?

Amen!

You're out

of your element, baby.

You're out of your league.

And you're out

of your goddamn mind.

This is Harlem.

Get the hell out of my ghetto.

'Cause these people

ain't feeling you.

You know why?

'Cause you're not real.

You're unreal.

You're where real goes to die.

What do you mean I'm not real?

Authentic.

Talking about down.

Real is who you are.

And it's what you ain't.

Kill that b*tch!

Shoot that b*tch!

Whack, whack, whack,

whack, whack, whack, whack,

whack, whack, whack, whack...

Whack, whack...

Lauren.

I'm sorry.

...whack, whack...

Okay, okay!

If I can get real,

whatever the hell that means,

will you show up

tomorrow morning?

And how you going to get real?

What you going to do?

You going to rap for us?

No, I can't rap.

You can't rap?

Then I can't go. Bye.

Bye-bye.

All right, all right.

If I do rap,

do I have your word?

Word to your mother.

But you're going

to need a little beat.

Hold on.

What do you mean, a beat?

You can't rhyme if you

don't have no rhythm.

Hi, hi, hey, hey

Everybody have a nice day...

All right!

Okay.

It's okay.

Maybe she needs some bass.

Give her some bass.

Yeah, I need bass.

Give her some S! Yes!

Okay...

Hi, hi, I'm so real

Let me tell you how I feel...

God, this is so embarrassing.

She's so white.

I can't watch.

We know how you feel.

And I know what

you want to feel.

Oh!

But he's mine, b*tch.

Okay, just give me another beat.

We're running out of beats.

Give her another one.

Go on.

Okay.

Now listen, I know

I suck at this, okay?

But it's my very, very

first time.

And I'm just not very musical.

Although I did love Lion King.

All right, so, but rapping.

Let me just think

for a minute, okay?

So, okay, so rapping,

it's about being...

about being honest...

"real," right?

Okay.

So, okay, okay, okay.

I would really like to talk

to all the women

in the audience...

in the house.

As you say.

Give me what you gave him.

Okay.

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