Marcia trionfale

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One, two, one, two, one, two

Platoon, stop!

Platoon, at ease!

You! Introduce yourself!

Private Paolo Passeri, 2nd Company, 2nd

Platoon, 3rd Section, awating orders!

What?

Have you heard him?

Again!

No, no, no! FonNard march!

Stop! About turn!

l'm listening!

I can't hear anything!

Again!

Slower, slower, pronounce it

more clearly, and slower. About turn!

On the double!

Stop!

About turn!

Again!

Louder!

Once again!

About turn! FonNard march!

lmbecile! Son of a b*tch!

Stop!

About turn!

l'm listening!

Again!

Pronounce better. I can't hear

anything. l'm listening.

Don't shout! l'm listening!

About turn!

FonNard march!

Ass-hole!... Ass-hole!... Ass-hole!

Stop!

About turn!

l'm listening!

I don't understand a word!

Slower and louder!

Again!

Louder!

About turn!

FonNard march!

A**hole!

Stop!

Around turn!

l'm listening!

I want to hear you!

I can't understand a thing! Again!

Again!

Another time!

I don't like it!

Forward march!

One, Iwo, one, Iwo...

VICTORY MARCH:

Why aren't you doing

the exercises?

I can't make it anymore!

l'm going to write you down!

Come on!

One, two, one, two...

Come! Get up!

Fall in immediately!

"The powers of the Captain according

to military rules"

Don't lower your eyes!

Well?

Captain, sir, I feel...

Don't gesticulate! Remain in attention!

Posture!

- So, you want to go home.

- No, Captain, sir!

- Ah, you don't want to go home!

- No, Captain, sir!

Say you want to go home!

- Captain, sir...

- Say you want to go home!

I want to go home, Captain, sir!

You'll go when your 12 months

will be over!

When will you go home?

l'll go home when my 12 months are over,

Captain, sir!

Remember:

Play the wise guy again,

and l'll crush you!

Go!

Who taught you to salute

without your beret!?

Listen carefully:

If until this evening you don't find

a new beret...

.. l'll throw you in the disciplinary

regiment, got it?

I don't care how!

Steal, kill, but do it!

Wake up!

Moron!

Are you ready?

Come, come, let's go!

Look, look, how many

little stars grandpa's got!

Have you finished this sh*t

of a national service?

Let go, he didn't do it on purpose,

did he? He made a mistake.

What's bothering you?

Have you lost your beret?

Take mine.

- And what about you?

- Don't worry, l'll find another.

- But l'll pay you for it!

- Come on...

- But I won't feel it's mine! - Come on,

cut it off! - Thank you!

Platoon, a-tten-tion!

At ease!

A- tten-tion!

At ease!

Don't move!

Platoon...

A... And again...

Platoon, a-tten-tion!

At ease!

A- tten-tion!

At ease!

Platoon...

A...

.. And again...

Lower your heads!

Platoon... a-tten-tion!

On my command, first row one step

fonrvard, third row one step backward.

March!

- Fall in line! Fall in line!

- Go!

- Go!

- Go!

Hair!

Beard!

Glasses!

Heads straight! Rise your heads!

Fall in line! Come on!

Order them at ease!

Platoon, at ease!

Platoon, atten-tion!

P/atoon, at ease!

P/atoon, atten-[ion!

Fall in line! More! Come on!

Commander of the regiment?

Colonel Confetti.

Mr. Colonel! Go!

Who's higher, the chief warrant officer,

or the adjutant?

- Let me think!

- Go!

A sergeant is an officer,

or a noncommissioned officer?

- A noncommissioned officer!

- Do you call him "sergeant, sir"?

No! Because he's a

noncommissioned officer!

What does a footsoldier do

after he's dead?

- I guess he...

- Go!

He makes three more leaps.

- Who asked you? - Go!

- The regiment's devise?

- Don't ask, do!

- That of Vittorio Emanuele II?

- For the glory of the name!

- Light dragoons of Alessandria?

- Danger strengthens me.

- Light dragoons of Monferatto?

- Semper utu quondam. - Meaning?

Go!

- Light dragoons of Lodi?

- Lodi makes the sacrifice!

- Light dragoons of Saluzzo?

- I gallop, I rule!

- Montebello lancers?

- Shoulder to shoulder with Death.

- Toillet paper!

- Yes, sir!

- Regulation length?

- 125 cm, Captain, sir!

- Go!

- Yes, sir!

Come here! Come here!

How much do you have, soldier?

Come boys, we'll do it together!

We'll have fun!

Hey, handsome!

Want to come with me?

No, please!

- What did you understand? I...

- Go away!

A democratic army sewing the citizensn.

The soldier only serves whores and fags!

- Come on! Come!

- No, damn it, l'm going away!

No, wait!

You should have come!

You'd have felt better aftenNard!

- I told you I don't want to.

- You shouldn't be afraid!

Who told you I was afraid?

Don't I have the right to chose?

I don't have to do it with whores!

And, then, I don't want to get sick!

- Better claps than wank it!

- You wank it!

The nerve you have!

What do you know about me?

About my sexual activity?

I do it! I do it on my own,

yes I do!

And then, you'll never see me in such

a dump queueing with 100 others!

I got it! But look carefully

at the figures...

Hello?! Hello?!

Speak louder!

What?

Illustrated postcards?

I f*** illustrated postcards!

Yes... because l'm runing out of coins!

You'll force me to be mean, mother!

Don't tell me to resign myself,

or l'll go cazy!

YesL.. He//o ?L..

Not even in the police?

With the tramways?!... Road sweeper?

If I get it,

nobody notices l'm around!

Yes, that's so! Because others

manage it, go on further!

There are less and less jobs,

more and more graduates,

till they'll decide for a

numerus clausus!

Diplomas, diplomas, diplomas!

The f*** with diplomas! Others improve,

morons get diplomas!

After all, l'd like to know what the f***

for have I studied for 20 years?

Yes!

I know city administration has changed,

I don't give a f***, I wanna come home!

Here, Passeri!

- l've kept you a chair.

- There's too much noise...

- Come on, we're all together...

- Sorry, I prefer staying on my own...

No, let's swap places!

Bring my pizza here!

Take a bite!

No, better not...

Don't over do it...

My dear, I control myself! Weight,

temperature, I know when I have to stop!

I want to go home,

haven't you got that yet?

l've figured that if I go on like this in

- Yes?!

- Yes!

I don't eat, don't sleep, don't drink,

I smoke 40 cigarettes a day,

I take amphetamine...

They have to re-form me!

It's automatic!

l'll die if I remain in the barracks!

Everybody hates it!

Big find...

Me, I must! I must make it!

Collective life kills me!

Eat together, sleeep together,

always someone to the right, to the left,

someone in front, someone bacward!

- Never a moment alone!

- You're always alone, can't you see that?

Always lost in the clouds, dreaming...

Lucky thing I am, or l'd have

already shot you all!... Yes!

On the contrary, you're a guy who needs

to be among people,

to understand a little the problems

others have!

What the f***, d'you think you're

the only one suffering?!

Try being a little less selfish.

- Come, have a piece!

- No!

- Come, a little piece!

- No, no, and no!

- Where did you get this radio?

- At the station, for 6,000 lire.

- You got robbed.

- Me, with 6,000 I do it twice!

- What can you buy with 6,000 lire?

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