Mardaani Page #4

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I don't eat jalebis.

Shut up and eat! Or I'll...

Eat it. He hits very hard. Eat it.

I will eat it. Hang on a second.

Eat.

Gentlemen, please key in your

bids on your iPad screens now.

For the sweet and spicy No. 104.

She looks grown

but is just a child.

100% virgin. 100% pure. Guaranteed.

No!

I thought I'll celebrate

my birthday with Ganpati.

The whole of India

will celebrate it then.

How are you?

- How old will you be?

- How old are you?

- Twelve.

- Me too.

You too?

Pyaari, come quickly.

You met me, right, Aunty?

My Ganpati selected you for me.

What will you become

when you grow up?

An airplane driver.

What?

It's called a pilot,

not a driver, you fool!

Same thing.

I'll fly the plane very high,

right in the middle of clouds.

Ma'am, have your ginger

tea and fix your mood.

Thank you, Jafar.

He's a seasoned player.

We stuffed him with

a kilo ofjalebis...

...didn't give him

even a drop of water...

...but he still

didn't open his mouth.

Ma'am I'll continue for the

next four hours. You go on home.

Ask Morey and Pawaskar

to continue later.

Don't let him sleep

even for a second.

Yes, Ma'am.

Thank you.

lam coming. Two minutes.

Aunty, you are so late!

Sorry. But I think

we'll soon find Pyaari.

Really, Aunty? You are the best,

Aunty. You are the best.

It won't hurt after

a couple of times.

Here...

...cupcake.

For both of you.

Every girl gets it

after her first night.

Have it.

I too blew my past away

after my first night.

That's the only way to survive here.

Otherwise your life will be hell.

Come on, now blow the candle

and move on.

Come on.

It's a great idea to teach

that nosy cop a lesson.

But we'll have to

pay a fat price for it.

This guy will do our job for free.

Here.

Call Riyaz.

Tell him that this job must be done.

Performance bonus guaranteed.

Shivani ji, you will

stop nosing around after this.

Sometimes... I feel scared of you.

It's good that way.

Fear gets work done faster.

Morey... 21 missed calls!

Ma'am, come quickly.

Why?

Ma'am, come quickly please.

Get the pervert doctor!

In a shocking incident in Mumbai...

...a female patient

accused a doctor...

...of inappropriate behaviour.

Runa, that's my Kaku!

What's going on?

A few hours after the allegations...

...the members of

Maharashtra Seva Mandal...

mattacked the dispensary

and defamed the doctor.

We had no intentions of

taking the law in our hands.

But the people are

fuming with anger...

...because of the growing

exploitation of women.

The anger found its vent this way.

That doctor must be punished.

Please eat.

Hello?

It's the 'kid' speaking, Ma'am.

lam genuinely sorry

for what's happened.

In fact I even had tears

when I heard the news.

But I hope this doesn't

change things between us.

Because I am just

starting to like you.

There was nothing personal

about this, Ma'am.

It's just business.

Please don't harbour

any misunderstanding.

Please.

You know what, Junior,

I grew up in a village.

There was a dense

forest near my house.

That's why from early on

in life I knew animals very well.

Maybe that's the reason why Kamat

Sir took me in the crime branch.

To trap a mouse you

have to act like one.

To catch a dog you

have to think like one.

To hunt a tiger you

have to become one.

You know what you are?

You are that poisonous

snake near the river...

...who can't be seen but bites

oblivious kids swimming in the river.

You should have been with

the Discovery Channel, Ma'am.

What are you doing

in the police force?

You are the one who's

about to be discovered, kid.

I don't know what your name is.

I don't know

where you are speaking from.

Who your boss is

or where you have kept Pyaari.

But I've figured your type

No matter how far you

try to stay away...

...your nature will compel you

to come closer to me.

30 days.

I will hunt you down in 30 days.

And then with a lot of love and

patience I'll squish you to pulp.

Mark my words. 30 days.

Tandon Sir, I have heard there's

a high command meeting next week.

You hear everything, Mattu.

But you do nothing.

Sir, first you don't give

me an opportunity to work...

...and then you call me useless.

This is unfair, Sir.

Big announcements are to be made

in the party meeting this time.

Now you are making me drool.

Mr. Taneja is coming this time.

Really? That means

it's going to be huge.

That's awesome, Sir.

The contract for Taneja's

personal party must come to us.

Why should I get you the contract?

Name the drug and you'll get it,

Sir. Indian, South American.

And as far as girls go,

look at the choice, Sir.

Film star or porn star.

You are still not getting me, Mattu.

Why should I get you the contract?

Oh! I have been

blabbering like a fool.

The list will obviously

begin with you, Sir.

And shame on me if you

have to tell me your list.

Hey, Jennifer! Come here, baby.

Come here. Take Sir...

Oh! Good choice, Sir.

Hey, Julia Roberts!

Darling, baby, come here.

Don't be shy. Come here.

Good girl.

Keep the tray here and

take Sir to the washroom.

Call me on Monday.

Maybe this time you'll get lucky.

Don't forget, Sir!

Come, baby...

Hey, Mattu.

You really do appear out of nowhere!

I have been watching you.

How long does it

take to crack a deal?

lam not selling water purifiers.

lam trying to crack a deal

worth crores. It takes time.

If he doesn't call on Monday...

I swear I'll go to Katra

and sell religious CDs.

If this deal doesn't come through...

I won't even leave you capable

of selling porn CDs at Palika.

I am at it.

Please don't threaten unnecessarily.

Okay. You crack this deal.

I'll send you to Mumbai

to look after our set up there.

Mumbai?

But Katyal is looking

after Mumbai, right?

Left... left... Very good.

Good Job.

You fool! Be careful.

The packet will break.

Be careful.

Guggu, will the car

be fixed by evening?

Yes, Sir. It'll be ready.

Hello, Vakil Sir.

This time the consignment is superb!

Forget the consignment.

Listen to me.

That cop chick has lost it.

She will pick you up again.

Vakil Sir, she is after my life!

Should I fix her?

Don't be stupid, Katyal.

You want the entire Mumbai

Police force to come behind you?

What should I do then?

Go underground for a few days.

One of my men will

come in the evening.

Go with him to the safe house.

He will make arrangements

for you there.

What nonsense is this, Vakil Sir?

Don't crib so much!

Pack your bag and

be ready in the evening.

Go with my man.

Bye.

Pour it in my mouth!

Get lost!

lam surrounded by duck heads!

What's going on?

Vakil Sir has sent

such an atrocious car!

Good bye, Sir!

Hello? Hello?

The network conks off

at the slightest disturbance.

Nobody cheats the people more

than these cell phone companies.

Hello? Hello? Can you hear me, Sir?

Hello?

What's wrong?

Why did you stop the car?

Everything is bloody jinxed!

Get out of the car.

Get out.

Vakil Sir!

Get out of the car

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