Marilena de la P7

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You go straight home, or I'll kick your asses!

Yeah, right!

No, seriously. I'll kick your asses big time!

Hey, boss, shall we roll?

Yo, smartass, cut the crap, okay?

Or maybe you wanna walk!

Come on, Mihai, take care of your brother!

Never mind, i can take care of myself.

- Yeah, daddy.

Okay. Bye now!

Hey, you kinda like Elena, huh?

Are you stupid? How can I like that four eyes?

Come on, bro, I saw you staring at her.

You're hanging together all day long.

No, i don't like her.

Come on, drop it,

I'm sure you'd like to bang her.

What does 'bang' mean?

'Feel her up', bro, play with her p*ssy,

show her the one-eyed snake!

Here's that sissy on the 2nd floor.

Let's go get him!

Come on, you, Tiny Dick, how are you?

Did your ma send you to the market?

If you don't leave me alone, I'll tell on you!

Tiny Dick is gay! Are you a bum bandit?

Let's check his bag!

Ice cream.

Look what you have here for me.

How do you talk to me?

Respectfully, boss!

- That's it.

Come on, we got something here.

F*** your dead relatives!

What did you say?

You're a sucker if you don't beat him up!

Hold on! Why are you moving?

What did you say?

Kick his ass! Break his neck! Come on!

Do you want some more?

Marilena from P7

C'mon junior, hurry up.

Oh, hello uncle Costel!

Hi there! Did you come back here again?

You have some big nephews there, uncle Costel.

It seems like only yesterday they were as big as a needle.

Well, they grow up, the little devils.

You kind of forgot it.

- I did.

The chicken, it speaks.

What's up? I thought you'd never show up.

Yo, Sausage, didn't i tell you not to come here alone?

I'll tell mama that you're smoking!

And I'll tell her you asked me for a cigarette

and I didn't give you any.

Stupid b*tch!

Uncle Costel, what have you planted here?

This and that...

Some tomatoes, some cucumbers...

Things that everybody grows.

It went to hell...

- Where did it go?

Andrei, you little bugger!

Who's your favorite uncle?

You are, uncle Costel.

Come on, get a cigarette for your favorite uncle.

They're all gone.

Come on, bro, here come the peaches.

I like the one with big tits,

that b*tch is hot.

The one in the blue dress and boots

is not bad either

What about that one, isn't she nice?

Check out the legs on that one!

They are so fit, man...

Check out the one in the short skirt.

Yeah, she's f***ing hot.

She is super-f***ing-freakin' hot!

Look at them sexy legs.

They're gross.

Marilena is the hottest, then...

I'll leave you with those peaches.

Go ahead, you don't belong here anyway.

Andrei likes that girl with orange hair.

No sh*t! Now you know what I like.

Cut the crap. You love that orange haired one.

He's mad about her.

What a shitty car!

- The yellow racer.

He's gonna take the one Andrei likes.

Come here, you!

- I don't wanna!

Come here at once! Move it!!

- Don't you get it? I don't wanna.

Check it out. She doesn't wanna go.

- She's got higher standards.

Honestly I rate the one in blue the highest.

You can't be serious.

Check it out.

- Make way for the Mercedes.

Butica's wife is going for the Mercedes.

That Mercedes is so cool.

This is cool.

I still think the big-titted one is the best.

Look at the skirt big tits is wearing.

But the curly one... oh man!

What a ride on him!

- I bet he'll get the best chick.

It's that slick Giani.

What are you talking about?

The Blond can take him down with one hand!

Does not.

- Are you looking for trouble or what?

Sit down or they'll see us.

How are the little peaches?

- I don't know what's in your head.

You wouldn't wanna know what's in my head.

Wanna go for a ride?

I don't know. Let's see...

- See what?

Come on. Wanna go for a ride?

I don't know, talk to the boss.

What's up?

If i had one of them fancy cars,

I'd take that cool chick in black...

and i'd bang her like that.

If i had a car like his

I'd take that b*tch with the curly hair.

I'd f*** her good and proper!

That curly has some schemes that drive you nuts, bro.

Give me a break. I like that Elena.

Go play with your dick in the sand,

or we'll turn you in, to the pros.

Hey, big teeth, did anyone ask you?

The fat one is on the hustle.

Look at the tits on this one.

- These ones are gonna do it.

It's gonna get crowded in there.

- Look at the old hag.

She knows her sh*t.

- Chill out, granny!

Finish already! I wanna sleep!

Hey, the teacher told me in school

you can go blind if you do that.

Don't be stupid!

Shut up!

Hey, cut it out!

Nicu, take this meat and jelly

to cool down a bit.

Come on, Nicu, my stew is on the stove.

Come on, love, I'm watching TV.

Good evening, and all the best, my dears.

The mating season started for the

Memestra Brassicelli butterflies this week.

You look very pretty like this.

You don't say. Do you really think so?

Yup, I like those little ears.

What? I think it was like a short circuit.

It's because of me.

It happens to me every now and then.

You? Come on...

I swear.

Don't you tell me you're one of those

with weird energies.

Where are your girlfriends?

- What girlfriends?

I don't know. Those girls you fancy talk

with those schemes.

I have no girls. What got into you?

I can't belive you don't have

some p*ssy at home.

I don't, but look at this little cock here,

all for you.

Nicu, are you listening to me?

Why don't you take care of

the kid's education?

Look at him, doing that thing in our home,

in my home!

Don't you have toys to play with?

How can you do such a thing?

You taught him to drive the trolleybus...

Like that's education!

I want him to go to university and you teach him

to drive the trolleybus.

You jerk, go to your room!

You're not going anywhere,

to start doing that thing again.

Go outside and do 20 push-ups,

till your guts spill out.

Move it!

Get this crap out of your head.

You even ruined my meat and jelly.

Come on, Nicu, say something.

What? You're feeling guilty, huh?

If I catch you with these magasines in my

home again, for the kids to see them,

I don't know what I'll do to you...

And tell me what you do with your salary!

Why don't you bring it home?

Where is the money?

Don't make me go to the depot and

see how much you earn!

Or do you have a weetheart?

- I told you before

I'm not seeing anyone.

- Then what do you do?

'Cause you don't do anything to me,

for quite some time now...

Maybe the kid is taking after you.

You a**holes.

Jerk-offs!

Listen, do you mind if i drop you here

'cause i have some things to do.

You're a princess.

Come on b*tch, wanna f***?

Suck my dick, b*tch!

Hold it, kid, there's no need to worry.

There's nothing wrong with that.

But your daddy asked me to talk to you.

OK?

Well, son, it's tough with the girls.

All they want is money, and then more money.

How much money?

- A lot, a lot...

So if you have the money,

they stay with you?

Well, just a while, 'till they eat it up

and then they look for another sucker.

They eat it up?!

- I mean they spend it on crap.

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