Marley & Me: The Puppy Years Page #3

I'm not completely useless.

I can still mow

a stupid lawn.

Sorry.

I accidentally

killed your Times.

Whoa!

Way to shred, Bodi!

Ah, forget it.

Come on. Let's go.

Where are we going?

First thing you learn

in the military

is always know your enemy.

- What enemy?

- The mailman!

The Woof Gang

and their trainer-

''Weasel Barger.''

You're not the only one

that knows how to Google,

you know.

[ Chuckles ]

Come on.

Cool.

Bat it's Weiselberger.

All right, men.

Get in, get the intel

and get out.

- Wow.

- [ Grandpa ]

Pretty swanky.

Those sponsors must pay

some big money.

- [ Barks ]

- Shh!

Sorry. A little excited.

[ Panting ]

- Wait. You aren't coming?

- Me? This is your project.

Here. Keep in touch.

Hey. Come on. Marley.

[ Man On Radio ]

Here comes the 3-1 pitch.

Curveball outside.

Thats the second walk

this game for Hansen.

[ Marley Grunting ]

[ Grunting ]

mm?

We've moved around back

to get a better visual.

Roger that.

[ Gasps ]

Scary big dog!

- [ Whimpers ]

- Gotta tarn off

your magnifiers.

[ Shudders ]

Scary little dog.

Like I was saying,

we mast maximize oar training.

The competition

is only a few weeks away.

and we have not enough time.

You there,

I don't pay you to suntan.

That mast be Weiselberger.

Let's go!

We have the enemy

in our sights.

How do they look?

[ Barks ]

Freaky fierce.

- What are they doing?

- I think they're training.

[ Man On Radio ]

Fernandez leads off--

Move, move, move!

You ran like an old lady!

[ Sighs ]

Faster. Stronger.

Harder!

Turbo, more revolutions.

[ Panting ]

This ans gay

looks like a real creep.

I want to see some effort.

Oar sponsors expect perfection.

We must win,

or we will lose all of this!

Don't you think,

Marley?

[ Panting ]

- Marley?

- [ Grunts ]

- Herr von Weiselberger?

- Ja.

Pace. Pace, pace!

The new dog collars

have arrived.

Excellent.

Excellent.

Woof Gang, continue.

You, come.

[ Dogs Panting ]

mm?

Aha! Entry point!

[ Panting ]

[ Grunts ]

[ German Accent ]

Turbo, why do you always

get the gerbil wheel?

[ German Accent ]

I don't. It's Liesl's turn next time.

It's not fair.

I'm faster than her.

[ German Accent ]

Are not. Let me on that thing.

I'll ran circles around you.

[ Panting ]

Hey. I think I heard something.

[ Gasps ]

Creepy stuffie collection.

Come on.

Axel. Liesl, this way.

Marley! Marley!

Mayday! Mayday!

Pappy missing!

Where are those freaky

little doggies?

Hello. Right behind you.

[ Gulps ]

Marley!

- Who are you?

- Uh, if I tell you,

will you promise not to kill me?

[ Chuckles ]

Kill you?

Why would we do that?

Because you're the Woof Gang.

Don't worry. I'm Turbo,

and this is Liesl

and Axel.

Pretty expensive

for a little thing. I-

Where's the Woof Gang?

I'm not sure,

bat this look like

it's got a little light in it.

[ Scoffs ]

Oh, no. Hans is coming.

You better hide.

[ Whimpers ]

[ Gasps ]

Here he comes!

What are you doing here?

Hmm?

[ Growling ]

Hmm.

enkle.

[ Whimpering ]

Put the collar

on the test subject.

Pat it on-

I am invisible.

- [ Whimpering ]

- That one!

You're not happy

with the voltage collars

the dogs are wearing now?

- No. I want to go stronger.

- Ah.

- Und-

- [ Beeping ]

Engage.

Oh. Maybe that was

a little too strong.

We use the ones we have.

Yeah. Get me a refund.

Perfect.

mm?

[ Whimpers ]

Marley, ran!

Look out!

Wah! Whoa!

Intruders!

[ Grunts ]

After them!

[ Beeps ]

[ Growling ]

- He's going to zap us!

- What do we do?

Follow my lead.

[ Barking ]

Go, go. go!

[ Grunts ]

Marley, come on!

Come on, Marley! Come on!

Go, go, go!

Get that little dog!

Come on!

I got you, Marley.

I got you.

[ Barking ]

Come in, Bodi.

Come in, Bodi.

Grandpa!

- You gotta be kidding.

- Hey. Ease up.

We don't want to catch him.

Grandpa!

Come on! Get in! Get in!

[ Engine Sputters ]

What are you doing?

I just filled

the tank yesterday.

Gets terrible gas mileage.

You dummkopf!

That is one

wild and crazy pap.

You can say that again.

I like him.

[ Giggles ]

[ Seagulls Squawking ]

Come on!

Are you gonna

wake up or what?

Yeah!

[ Chuckles ]

I'm up. I'm ap.

[ Whirring ]

No way.

Way! Grandpa's

turned into MacGeezer.

- What do you think?

- It's awesome!

I'll go get Moose and Fuchsia.

Come on, Marley.

[ Barks ]

Cool!

It's more than cool.

It's arctic.

I wish someone would have

consulted me

on the color scheme.

A little pink

would have been nice.

[ Barking ]

All right, guys.

Who wants to go first?

Me!

[ Bodi Laughing ]

[ Marley ]

Get Bodi!

Yeah!

Yeah! Dog pile!

[ Barking ]

Gonna get you!

Looks like fan.

[ Bodi ]

Hey, are you spying on me?

Hey. Nice course.

Thanks.

I thought you could

use some help.

Oh. Great.

Guide wires.

For your weave poles.

[ Chuckles ]

Cool.

Yes!

Yes! Yes!

- [ Bodi ]

This way.

- Yum. Yum. Yum.

Ow! Ow! Ow!

[ Bodi ]

Hey. Over here. Come on.

Oh, no!

I think I chipped a nail!

Aw .

Yeah.

Quiet.

It's all right,

Fuchsia.

Go, go, go, go. Marley!

[ Kaycee ]

Good girl, Fuchsia. Yes!

Yeah! That's it, boy.

That's it.

[ Barking ]

[ Laughing ]

Over here. Come on.

There you go.

There you go.

Come on, Moose.

You can do it.

Go to the light!

There is no light.

It's scary and dark in here.

And I thought I was

a drama queen.

[ Whimpers ]

Oh! Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you, thank you.

Hey. I got ya.

I got ya. Come here.

Come on. Moose.

I got ya.

Come here, buddy.

[ Moose ]

When's dinner?

Your dinner.

Bratwurst and sauerkraut.

- Again?

- [ Groans ]

Ick!

Ja, it gives me gas.

- Belch!

- [ Growling ]

Oh. Turbo, I'm sorry.

Have I offended your palate?

Axel, Liesl,

would you prefer that

I ran down to the 7-Eleven...

and get you

some Kibbles 'n Bits, ja?

Ja!

Hes yanking your chain.

Oh, wait!

I have a better idea.

enkle, elga,

take their plates away.

No food for you dogs tonight!

[ Whimpering ]

[ Barks, Growls ]

[ Barking ]

- I don't think that

they're happy about this.

- Oh.

- Really? Well, try this.

- [ Beeps ]

- [ Electricity Crackling ]

- Oh!

- Ow!

Well, I am the master,

and I will decide

who's happy!

Plates.

[ Growling ]

[ Barking ]

[ All Barking ]

[ Beeps ]

[ All Scream ]

[ Man On TV, Indistinct ]

[ Engine Revving ]

[ Cell Phone Rings ]

[ Beeps ]

Hello?

[ Mother ]

Bodi? Hi. honey.

Hey, Mom.

Hey. How are you

and Grandpa getting along?

We're great.

I'm making serious progress

with Marley.

I entered him

in the Ultimate Puppy

Championship.

Grandpa's remote.

Maybe the Dog Whisperer's on.

- And Grandpa helped me

build a coarse and everything.

- He did?

- Well, that sounds amazing.

- Yeah. it is!

Do you think you can

come home early to see it?

Aw, honey, I-

I don't think so.

Oh.

It's okay.

We can video it for you.

That would be perfect.

[ Grunting ]

Marley,

don't even think about it.

Mom, can I call you back?

Yeah. Sure. honey.

Thanks. Love you.

[ Gasps ]

[ Marley Narrating ]

Talk about agility!

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