Marley & Me: The Puppy Years Page #6

reset the course...

and we're ready

for our next contestant.

Oh! And the cat

is oat of the bag!

Oh, what's this

over here?

Next up, for the first time

at the Summerville Arena,

the Australian champions,

the Thunder From Down Under,

starting with Dundee!

[ Crowd Cheering,

Applauding ]

There you guys go.

Now you can watch

your baddy Dundee.

All right, Dundee!

Unleash the thunder!

[ Dundee Barks ]

[ Announcer ]

Dundee's trainer

is now in position...

and will give him the signal

to start his run.

Ow.

- [ High-frequency

Whistle Blowing ]

- [ Dundee ] Huh?

Infraction.

Pausing on the course.

[ High-frequency Whistle

Continues Blowing ]

Wh-What's

that bloomin' noise?

What's gotten into Dundee?

Something's messed ap.

[ Whines ]

[ High-frequency Whistle

Continues Blowing ]

[ Whimpers ]

Where's that sound

coming from?

[ Barking ]

No, no. Go away, please.

Bye-bye. little doggie.

No, no, no. Shoo.

Shoo-shoo-shoo!

Oh, shoot.

No, no, no!

- [ Grants ]

- That was odd.

I've gotta go!

Weird whistle neutralized.

[ Grunts ]

[ Crowd Cheering,

Applauding ]

What is happening?

The Australians

are winning.

What?

enkle! enkle!

It was an ambush.

I don't care!

You get

those dogs ready,

and you set

their voltage collars

to 1 1 !

[ Steam Hissing ]

Go!

[ Dogs Whimpering ]

What are you looking at?

Hmm?

Don't you look at me

like this!

[ Dog Barks ]

Don't bark!

Obedience!

[ Whining ]

I will not lose

my sponsorship!

[ All Whimpering ]

And now, for the Ultimate Puppy

reigning champions.

[ Crowd Applauding ]

It's ans von Weaselburger...

and the Woof Gang!

How many times do I have to

tell them it's Weiselberger?

- Did you tell them?

- I am certain that I told them

it was Weiselberger!

- I heard him say

''Weiselberger!''

- Enough!

[ Dog Murmurs ]

Oh, yes.

[ Electronic Beeping ]

Babies, now you will win,

or else.

[ Beeping Continues ]

[ Whimpering ]

Now go have some fun,

shall we? Ja! Come on!

[ Whimpering Continues ]

[ Applause Continues ]

[ Dogs Granting ]

[ Whimpering ]

- Watch this.

- [ Granting ]

[ Crowd Cheering,

Applauding ]

More power!

More strength! Faster!

[ Granting Continues ]

Win, win. win!

[ ans ]

What are you doing?

Go, go, go!

Yes!

Very good!

[ Granting, Panting ]

[ Announcer ]

And that was an outstanding run

for Hans von Weaselburger...

and the Woof Gang!

Please!

[ Announcer ]

Next up, the Psychedelic Furs!

Excuse me.

Dad!

Oh, I'm sorry.

Please excuse me.

Dad. Dad!

Carol?

Hi.

Sweetheart. I almost

didn't recognize you.

I know!

I'm so glad

you could come.

Bodi's gonna be

so surprised.

Yeah!

I wouldn't miss this

for the world.

Excuse me.

I'm sorry. Oh!

That's... nice,

Dad.

Yeah. Hmm.

[ Laughs ]

Ladies and gentlemen,

boys and girls,

and now our last entry,

Bodi Grogan

and the Rasta Rascals!

- Oh!

- [ Dogs Chuckling ]

[ Reggae ]

Yeah, man.

[ Scoffs ]

Look at 'em.

[ Laughs ]

[ Dogs Grunting ]

Oh, my goodness!

[ Barks ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Record Scratching ]

[ Marley Narrating ]

I'm sorry.

It just looked too tasty.

I had to take a chomp!

I think it's 1 00% beef!

Marley, no!

Marley.

Sorry.

It's okay.

Marley!

[ Barking ]

[ Announcer ]

First up

for the Rasta Rascals,

it's Fuchsia!

[ Crowd Cheering,

Applauding ]

Let's go get 'em,

Fuchsia.

[ Whimpers ]

Go, Fuchsia!

Whoo!

Jump! Jump!

Whoo!

[ Laughs ]

Fuchsia, weave!

Come on, girl!

Cross your paws, Moose.

She's headed for

the weave poles!

[ Whimpers ]

Come on, girl!

Keep going, Fuchsia! Yeah!

[ Grunts, Groans ]

I chipped a nail,

and I don't care!

Look at them go!

Whoo-hoo!

Oh! Can you

believe this. Dad?

Yeah, it's terrific.

Quit jiggling the camera.

Oh. Sorry. Sorry.

And next up, it's Moose!

Who's M-

Oh. Moose!

Look at this thing.

It's colossal!

Come on, Moose!

Pat your weight into it!

- Come on, Moose.

- [ Crowd Applauding ]

[ Whimpering ]

Come on, Moose.

Chute! Chute! Chute!

[ Crowd Cheering ]

Come on, Moose.

Come on.

Oh, no. Scary.

[ Panting ]

[ Grunts ]

Panic.

Go to my happy place.

Go to my happy place.

- Pausing on the course!

- Come on, Moose!

Oh, no, Marley.

We have to do something.

[ Crowd Murmuring, Chattering ]

Is he all right?

- [ Barks ]

- [ Feedback Squealing ]

- [ Groans ]

- Moose!

- mm?

- Cat!

Where?

- [ Load Fart ]

- [ Gasps ]

Moose, you did it!

[ Laughs ]

Yes, he did it!

That's my brother!

- Go, Moose!

- [ Marley Barking ]

Go on, get away.

And that was-

Whoo!

Moose!

[ Chuckles ]

[ Announcer ]

And the final contestant,

Marley of the Rasta Rascals!

- Whoo-hoo!

- I'll be right back.

Okay. Go, Marley, go!

Woof, woof, woof!

Set, Marley?

All right, all right.

I'm focused, I'm ready.

Come on, Marley.

[ Barks ]

Can you guys

see from here?

[ Barking ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Bodi ]

Go. Marley!

[ Whimpers ]

[ Bodi ]

Now the tire!

Ooh! unnel!

- Whoo!

- Go. Marley!

Ooh, he's so good!

Marley. Teeter.

Easy.

- [ Grants ]

- Go. Marley!

Chute!

All right!

[ Laughs ]

Yeah!

[ Laughing ]

[ Crowd Cheering ]

Whoo! All right!

Way to go,

team leader!

[ Spits ]

I laugh at this team.

[ Spits ]

Me too.

Don't spit on me.

I'll go watch

by the pool.

Mm-hmm.

Not like that!

Like this!

And now Marley will be

heading into the pool dive!

[ Barking ]

I hope this works.

All right, boy,

let's bring it home.

[ Barks ]

Marley, look, it's Cat!

[ Marley Narrating ]

It's you!

You're not a Pomeranian!

Engage superhero

attack dive!

I'm over here

in this tacky doggie suit!

Come and get me!

[ Grunts ]

- Good boy, Marley!

- [ Crowd Cheering, Applauding ]

Marley! Marley! Whoo!

[ Laughing ]

That was amazing!

That's my son

and my pappy nephew!

- Whoo-hoo!

- Way to go. Marley.

[ Grunting ]

Let me-

- Let go!

- Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!

[ Yells ]

Official down!

[ Chuckles ]

[ Bodi ]

Marley, no!

Oh, boy.

Off course!

[ Barks ]

Excuse me. Sorry.

Marley!

Excuse me.

Excuse me!

Marley?

Pardon me. Excuse me.

Get out of the way!

Excuse me.

- [ Cat ]

Come on. Marley!

- Whoa!

[ Groaning ]

[ Onlookers Gasping ]

[ ans ]

Get out of my den!

[ Marley Shoats ]

[ Girl Screams ]

What is going on here?

I don't know!

Well, something

has to be done.

Do something!

[ Panting, Gasps ]

[ Cat ]

Nice shoes.

Everyone,

please remain...

- calm!

- [ Cloth Rips ]

- [ Judge Screams ]

- [ All ]

Whoa!

Mm-hmm!

[ Grunts ]

[ Marley ]

Hey, I got a superhero cape!

[ Grunting ]

Will someone catch him!

That is the world's worst dog!

[ Whimpering ]

[ Crowd Gasps ]

[ Bodi ]

Are you all right?

- Come here, you little monster.

- Did you see that cat?

[ Screams ]

[ Thud ]

[ Crowd Gasping,

Chattering ]

Here you go, Grandpa.

Are you sure

you're okay?

Yeah.

Where you going?

To finish what we started.

Where is he going?

Somebody stop that boy!

Why don't you

pat a sock in it, honey!

Excuse me. Pardon me.

I'm sorry. Excuse me.

Thank you.

Is everything all right?

[ Chuckling ]

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