Marmaduke Page #4
Bosco, stop!
Relax, baby! We're
just horsing around.
No, you're not.
You're being a bully.
I'm sorry, he gets this way when
he drinks too much drain-pipe water.
He gets that way
because he's a jerk.
You watch yourself, tomboy.
Come on,
we're out of here.
Come on, baby, are you gonna
spend time with them or with me?
It's a party,
let's have fun!
See you later, when there's not
Mutt.
Bosco's right about everything.
I'm just a Gigantor freak.
Wasn't bred for anything,
but getting in the way.
You know, if I had a bone
"Put a saddle on that thing!"
or, "How's the weather up there?"
I'd be a bone-illionaire!
Just once in my life, I'd
like to fit in, you know?
Look, I know what it's
like to be an outsider.
Okay? I was a rescue dog.
Nobody wanted me.
But you're better than any of
those guys, and I can prove it.
I can make you into
the dog you wanna be.
Really? Why would
you do that for me?
Because you're my friend.
Wait, what time is it?
Oh, man, Phil's gonna
get up soon. I got to go!
I'll see you later!
You're welcome.
I just made it.
I am beat.
I am so tired.
I'm exhausted.
Oh! Phil,
hit the snooze!
Time for work,
big guy.
Oh, Phil,
you're killing me.
Winslow, Twombly.
I need that new campaign and I need
it yesterday. So what do you got?
Yeah. I got some
great ideas percolating,
I just need a little
time to flesh them out.
See, you got nothing.
No, you can count on me.
It's gonna be a home run.
It better be.
Yeah, bye.
I got nothing.
Bee! Bee! Phil, get him!
Marmaduke, relax!
Phil, I hate bees!
Get back.
Bee! Bee!
He's gonna sting me and give me
rabies! Phil, Phil, get rid of him!
Marmaduke, chill, relax.
They're just surfers.
Marmaduke,
you're a genius!
I am?
A surf competition
for dogs?
Picture this. Man's best
throngs of owners
cheering them on.
How's that gonna sell organic
dog food to the heartland?
Eleven o'clock, Phil.
Listen, if you wanna sell to
the Midwest, I'll tell you how.
Be true to
who you are.
Bark Organics was made in
Southern California, embrace that.
Bring the iconic spirit
of the West Coast
to every dog owner
across the country.
I don't know.
identity for this company
and you're telling me
to be myself?
You know, we only have
one shot with PETCO.
I know.
But you got to
trust me on this.
All right.
One shot.
Make it happen.
Yes!
Okay, mutt-makeover
begins now.
First things first.
All right,
I'm all ears, literally.
Pig Cow is yours.
Check, Pig Cow's mine. Why?
He's a real confidence
booster. Of course he is.
You just chew on him
when you get nervous.
Noted and filed.
Next up,
let's smell that breath.
Whoa!
Oh, buddy!
Really, that bad?
That needs work. Okay, pedigrees
have dental hygienists, all right?
So garbage breath
is not gonna cut it.
Stay out of trash cans and
eat more mint-based items.
Okay, less trash,
more mint.
And stand up proud.
Your ancestors sat
at the foot of kings, man.
Yeah.
Let's put the "Great"
back in "Dane" here.
Yeah, like this?
Um...
You know, just maybe keep your
ears up, too, while we're at it.
Ears up. Like this?
Yeah, that looks fine.
Just out of curiosity,
do you think any of this
stuff would work with girls?
Did you
have anyone in mind?
Not specifically, just
thinking out loud here.
Oh!
Right, right, okay. No
one specific. That's good.
Okay...
Listen up, Barkanova.
If it were me, I'd want him
to take me to the junkyard.
It's really
romantic there at night.
There'd be a blanket
music from an old car
radio playing softly.
Yeah, and lots of great
old stuff to pee on, right?
Oh! You've got
so much to learn.
Here's the deal.
Girls want romance.
You know? Mystery.
Wow.
What?
You know, I never really noticed
before, but you have really pretty...
Fire truck!
Hey, buddy,
we're talking here.
Fire truck!
Heel!
Oh, sorry.
Where were we?
Uh... You said I
have really pretty...
Got to go, buddy.
Work to do.
No! Wait, Phil,
no, not now!
Hey, where are you going?
Phil, I need this.
Come on. Let's go.
"Really pretty" what?
What?
Carlos, let
me ask you something.
Is my breath
really that bad?
A tube of toothpaste is a good start,
but you're gonna
need more than that.
Dude, watch it!
Just gave myself
a tongue-bath.
Sorry.
How's my breath now?
Refreshingly minty.
Who am I kidding? Minty
breath, better posture.
This stuff's
never gonna work.
These guys have real skills.
Why would you want
to talk to gophers?
Forget it.
Breaking into
new cliques is tough
and breaking into bird cages
is even tougher.
I just don't get it.
I'm a dog and you're a
cat, we get along great.
That's because
you're my hermano.
If we weren't related, I'd
scratch both your eyes out!
Don't make me laugh.
I'd cream your
furry little butt...
Carlos, you're a genius.
What is he doing?
Say, does anybody
smell that?
I smell a cat
and I hate cats.
Cat! There's
no cat here.
I said,
"I smell a cat."
Where am I? Hey boss, there is a cat!
No, no, no.
This one's mine, fellas.
Is this a dog park?
I must be horribly lost.
Oh, yeah,
you must be lost, cat,
because this park
is for dogs only.
I got the tail!
You said there'd
only be a few dogs.
It's a dog park. What
do you want me to do?
The sun's out,
it's crowded today.
This is gonna
cost you, big time!
Fight! Fight!
Whoa!
What a crowd!
Who let the dogs out?
This doesn't
look good!
Please don't
hurt me, Mister.
I'm just a poor,
incredibly attractive,
ultra-intelligent cat,
who has lost his way.
You're gonna need all nine lives
after this beat-down, pussycat.
You are the biggest, baddest
dog I have ever seen in my life.
You also seem very
cool and confident.
You're right
about all of that,
you little
Fancy-Feast-eating freak!
Please! Spare my life!
Spare this.
Come on, sell it, man.
Sell it.
Really? Okay.
Left jab, left jab,
work the body.
Get back here, you
good-for-nothing little fur-ball!
I only
weigh six pounds.
This officially
hurts now. Stop!
No, no, keep going, keep
going. I think it's working.
Maybe we can find
a happy medium?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, everybody,
watch this!
No, no, no!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Dizzy!
Hairball.
What's the matter, Bigglesworth?
Dog got your tongue?
Yeah, whatever, man.
Hope you got
what you wanted.
That was hilarious, Marmadonk!
Yeah, you're not
as good as Bosco,
but you took that
fleabag to school!
Oh, please, it was a cat.
It's not like he killed it.
You've got a keen
sense of smell.
Oh. Well, thanks.
It must be the large nostrils.
I have to go, but maybe
I'll see you around.
Cool! I'd like that.
Jezebel,
let's go. Now!
You know, I have a
pretty good nose myself
and when I'm around you
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