Marvel One-Shot: All Hail the King Page #2

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who wants to meet you.

- Do I know him?

No, but you took his name.

And now he wants it back.

Oh...

No. Sorry.

I still don't get it.

Uh... Mr. Slattery?

Me and the boys was just wondering

if you could, uh...

Do the voice.

Jackass.

Whatever.

Where have you been? I wrote a book

in the time you were gone.

And you'll never see me coming.

Look at this guy.

What is so special about him?

I mean, I had an army of robots.

What's he got?

He's got some dumb accent.

His name's Trevor. What is that?

It's like if bin Laden

and Benny Hill had a baby.

Then I got to wake up

and look at this chick?

"Pepper Potts stirs up stuff."

"Look at me."

Some second-rate, jumped up,

Amazon secretary.

Tony and I...

Tony's cool.

Tony and I, we have an understanding.

We're brothers in arms, you know.

Literally. We were both arms dealers.

We're both good-looking.

We both have nice hair.

We both have boats.

I used to have a boat.

Well, anyway...

Not here, baby. Not here.

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