Mary Poppins Page #6

Bert:

Because I was afraid to speak when I was just a lad

Me father gave me nose a tweak and told me I was bad

But then one day I learned a word that saved me achin' nose

Bert & Mary Poppins:

The biggest word you ever heard and this is how it goes

Oh, supercalifragilistic- expialidocious

Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious

If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious

Supercalifragilistic- expialidocious

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

Group:

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

Mary Poppins:

He's traveled all around the world and everywhere he went

He'd use his word and all would say, "there goes a clever gent"

Bert:

When dukes and maharajahs pass the time of day with me

I'd say me special word and then they'd ask me out to tea

Bert & Mary Poppins:

Ooh, supercalifragilistic- expialidocious

Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious

If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious

Supercalifragilistic- expialidocious

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

Mary Poppins:

You know, you can say it backwards,

Which is, Dociousaliexpiistic- fragilcalirupus.

But that's going a bit too far, don't you think?

Bert:

Indubitably.

Mary Poppins:

So when the cat has got your tongue there's no need for dismay

Bert:

Hear, hear!

Mary Poppins:

Just summon up this word and then you've got a lot to say

But better use it carefully or it could change your life

Drummer:

For example.

Mary Poppins:

Yes?

Drummer:

One night I said it to me girl, and now me girl's me wife.

Ow! And a lovely thing she is, too.

Group:

She's supercalifragilistic- expialidocious

Supercalifragilistic- expialidocious

Supercalifragilistic- expialidocious

Supercalifragilistic-expialidocious

Mary Poppins:

Jane! Michael! Stay close now. Oh, Bert, all your fine drawings.

Bert:

Well, there's more where they came from. Meantime, I'm changing businesses. This here is

lovely hot chestnut weather.

Mary Poppins:

Come along, children. Bye, Bert.

Bert:

Bye-bye.

Jane:

Bye, Bert.

Bert:

Bye. Bye, Jane and Michael.

Michael:

Bye, Bert.

Bert:

Chim chiminy, chim chiminy chim chim cheroo

La dum da da dum da da da da dum

Michael:

No, no, I won't take your nasty medicine!

Jane:

Do we have to, Mary Poppins?

Mary Poppins:

People who get their feet wet, must learn to take their medicine.

Michael:

I don't want it. I'm not gonna--

Jane:

Oh! Lime cordial! Delicious!

Michael:

Strawberry! Mmm!

Mary Poppins:

R-r-rum punch. Quite satisfactory.

Jane:

Mary Poppins, you won't ever leave us, will you?

Mary Poppins:

Do you have a handkerchief under your pillow? Mm-hmm.

Michael:

Will you stay if we promise to be good?

Mary Poppins:

Och! That's a piecrust promise. Easily made, easily broken.

Jane:

Whatever would we do without you?

Mary Poppins:

I shall stay until the wind changes.

Michael:

But, Mary Poppins, how long will that be?

Mary Poppins:

Silence, please. It's time to go to sleep.

Jane:

Oh, we couldn't possibly go to sleep! So many lovely things have happened today.

Mary Poppins:

Did they?

Jane:

Yes! When we jumped into Bert's chalk picture.

Michael:

And we rode the merry-go-round, and all the horses jumped off, and--

Jane:

And we all went riding in the countryside!

Jane & Michael:

Tally ho! Tchunga! Tchunga! Yikes!

Mary Poppins:

Really?

Jane:

Mary Poppins, don't you remember? You won the horse race!

Mary Poppins:

A respectable person like me in a horse race? How dare you suggest such a thing.

Michael:

But I saw you do it!

Mary Poppins:

Now, not another word or I shall have to summon the policeman. Is that clear?

Michael:

It did happen! I saw it!

Mary Poppins:

Go to sleep.

Michael:

No, I don't want to go to sleep.

Jane:

Mary Poppins, we're much too excited!

Mary Poppins:

Very well, suit yourselves.

Stay awake don't rest your head

Don't lie down upon your bed

While the moon drifts in the skies

Stay awake don't close your eyes

Though the world is fast asleep

Though your pillow's soft and deep

You're not sleepy as you seem

Stay awake don't nod and dream

Stay awake don't nod and dream

Admiral Boom:

Glorious day, Mr. Binnacle. Glorious! No one sleeps this morning. Put in a double charge of

powder.

Mr. Binnacle:

A double charge? Aye, aye, sir.

Admiral Boom:

Shake things up a bit, what?

Mrs. Banks:

Lovely, lovely morning, Ellen.

Ellen:

Indeed it is, ma'am.

Mrs. Banks:

Have you put the spoiled eggs in my carryall?

Ellen:

Yes, ma'am.

Mrs. Banks:

After our meeting at the Albert Hall, we're all going to Downing street, to throw things at the

prime minister. Oh, how distinguished you look this morning, George.

Mr. Banks:

What's all that fearful caterwauling in the kitchen?

Mrs. Banks:

It's cook singing.

Mr. Banks:

Cook singing? What's wrong with her?

Mrs. Banks:

She's happy as a cricket. As a matter of fact, since you hired Mary Poppins, the most

extraordinary thing seems to have come over the household.

Mr. Banks:

Is that so?

Mrs. Banks:

Take Ellen for instance. She hasn't broken a dish all morning.

Mr. Banks:

Really? Well, that is extraordinary.

Mrs. Banks:

And another thing. She and Cook usually fight like cats and dogs, but today--

Mrs. Brill:

Let me hold the door for you, Ellen dear.

Ellen:

Thanks ever so, ducks.

Mr. Banks:

Ellen, stop making that offensive noise! And shut the window! That bird's giving me a headache.

Ellen:

Yes, sir. Quiet! You're giving the master a headache.

Mrs. Banks:

I'm so sorry you're not feeling well this morning, George.

Mr. Banks:

Who said I'm not feeling well? I'm fit as a fiddle. I just don't understand why everyone's so

confoundedly cheerful!

Jane & Michael:

Supercalifragilistic- expialidocious

Supercalifragilistic-expialidocious

Supercalifragilistic- expialidocious

Mrs. Banks:

How lovely. Thank you, my darling.

Jane & Michael:

Supercalifragilistic-expialidocious

Jane, Michael, Ellen & Mrs. Brill:

Supercalifragilistic- expialidocious

Mr. Banks:

Stop! Stop! Stop!

Jane:

Good morning, Father.

Mr. Banks:

Good morning.

Jane:

Mary Poppins taught us the most wonderful words.

Michael:

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