Mary Poppins Page #5

Bert, what utter nonsense! Ohh! Why do you always complicate things that are really quite

simple? Give my your hand, please, Michael. Don't slouch. One, two.

Bert:

Mary Poppins, you look beautiful.

Mary Poppins:

Do you really think so?

Bert:

Cross my heart you do. Like the day I met ya.

Mary Poppins:

You look fine, too, Bert.

Michael:

I thought you said there was a fair.

Bert:

So I did. Down the road behind the hill, remember?

Jane:

Come on! I hear the merry-go-round.

Bert:

Tell 'em Bert sent ya.

Mary Poppins:

Don't fall and smudge the drawing.

Bert:

Ain't it a glorious day

Right as a mornin' in May

I feel like I could fly

Mary Poppins:

Now, Bert. None of your larking about.

Bert:

Have you ever seen

The grass so green

Or a bluer sky

Oh, it's a jolly holiday with Mary

Mary makes your heart so light

Mary Poppins:

You haven't changed a bit, have you?

Bert:

When the day is gray and ordinary

Mary makes the sun shine bright

Mary Poppins:

Oh, honestly!

Bert:

Oh, happiness is bloomin' all around her

The daffodils are smilin' at the dove

When Mary holds your hand you feel so grand

Your heart starts beatin' like a big brass band

Mary Poppins:

You are lightheaded.

Bert:

It's a jolly holiday with Mary

No wonder that it's Mary that we love

Animals:

Oh, it's a jolly holiday with Mary

Mary makes your heart so light

When the day is gray and ordinary

Mary makes the sun shine bright

Oh, happiness is bloomin' all around her

The daffodils are smiling at the dove oink, oink.

When Mary holds your hand

You feel so grand

Your heart starts beatin' like a big brass band

It's a jolly holiday with Mary

No wonder that it's Mary that we love

Mary Poppins:

Thank you.

Turtles:

Our pleasure, Mary Poppins.

Mary Poppins:

Oh, it's a jolly holiday with you, Bert

Gentlemen like you are few

Bert:

A vanishing breed, that's me.

Mary Poppins:

Though you're just a diamond in the rough, Bert

Underneath your blood is blue

Bert:

Common knowledge.

Mary Poppins:

You'd never think of pressing your advantage

Forbearance is the hallmark of your creed

Bert:

True.

Mary Poppins:

A lady needn't fear

When you are near

Your sweet gentility is crystal clear

Oh, it's a jolly holiday with you, Bert

A jolly, jolly holiday with you

Bert:

Waiter! Waiter!

Mary Poppins:

Now then, what'd be nice?

We'll start with raspberry ice

and then some cakes and tea

Waiter

Order what you will

There'll be no bill

It's complimentary

Mary Poppins:

You're very kind.

Waiter:

Anything for you, Mary Poppins. You're our favorite person.

Bert:

Right you are.

It's true that Mavis and Sybil have ways that are winnin'

And Prudence and Gwendolyn set your hearts spinnin'

Phoebe's delightful

Maude is disarming

Waiters:

Janice Felicia Lydia

Bert:

.. charming

Cynthia's dashing,

Vivian's sweet,

Stephanie's smashing

Priscilla a treat

Waiters:

Veronica Millicent Agnes and Jane

Bert:

convivial company time and again

Dorcas and Phyllis and Glynis are sorts

I'll agree they're three jolly good sports

But cream of the crop

Tip of the top

Bert & Waiters:

Is Mary Poppins

And there we stop

When Mary holds your hand

You feel so grand

Your heart starts beatin' like a big brass band

It's a jolly holiday with Mary

No wonder that it's Mary that we love

No wonder that it's Mary that we love

No wonder that it's Mary that we love

Michael:

Ya-hoo! Ya-hoo! Ya-hoo! Ya-hoo! -ya-hoo!

Jane:

Our own private merry-go-round.

Bert

Very nice. Very nice, indeed, if you don't wanna go nowhere.

Mary Poppins:

Who says we're not going anywhere? Oh, guard!

Guard:

Righto, Mary Poppins.

Mary Poppins:

Thank you.

Guard:

They're off! It's Mary Poppins leadin' by two lengths. Jane is second by a length. Michael third.

Michael:

My horse is the fastest.

Bert:

Do you hear that, mate? Do you wanna put up with that? That's the ticket! Come on, my lad. Is

that the best you can do?

Michael:

Hurry up, boy. Hurry up!

Mary Poppins:

Not so fast, please. Michael! Now really, Bert. You're as bad as the children.

Bert:

Sorry. Whoa, boy! Whoa! Whoa. Easy, boy. Whoa. Whoa. Just a bit of high spirits, Mary

Poppins.

Mary Poppins:

Please control yourself. We are not on a racecourse.

Follow me, please.

Good morning.

Hunter:

Oh, yes, quite. Wha-- I say! Have you ever?

Horse:

Never!

Hunter:

View halloo!

Horse:

Oh, yes, definitely. A view halloo.

Fox:

View halloo?

Faith and begorra! 'Tis them redcoats again!

Dogs:

View halloo! View halloo! View halloo!

Fox:

Oh, musha, musha.

Bert:

Poor lit'l bloke. Let's give him a hand.

Fox:

Saints preserve us! Yikes!

Tally ho!

Bert:

Da-doo, da-doo! Up you go. Now hang on.

Fox:

Would you look at that now? 'Tis an elegant merry-go-round horse. Come on and fight, you dirty

omadhauns. I can lick the lot of ya's. Faster, me beauty! Faster!

Mary Poppins:

Oh, riders, would you be so kind as to let me pass?

Horse Rider:

Certainly, ma'am.

Mary Poppins:

Thank you.

Horse Rider:

Not at all, ma'am.

Spectator 1:

Excellent time, gentlemen.

Spectator 2:

Oh, yes, quite. - perfect day for it, of course.

Mary Poppins:

Oh. Oh, how nice.

Crowd:

Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

Photographer:

Hold still, now. Watch for the dickie bird.

Reporter 1:

Uh, how does it feel, Mary Poppins, winning the race?

Mary Poppins:

Oh, well I--

Reporter 2:

- gaining fame and fortune.

Mary Poppins:

Uh, yes.

Reporter 3:

Having your picture taken for the newspaper.

Mary Poppins:

Uh, oh, actually, I'm delighted.

Reporter 4:

Besides having your extreme good looks, if I may say so.

Mary Poppins:

Oh, well, I wouldn't go--

Reporter 3:

There probably aren't words to describe your emotions.

Mary Poppins:

Now, now, now, now, gentlemen, please. On the contrary, there's a very good word. Am I right,

Bert?

Bert:

Tell 'em what it is.

Mary Poppins:

Right! It's ...

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