Mary Poppins Page #5

Mary Poppins:

Enough is as good as a feast. Come along, please. Let me look at you. Well, you're not as well

turned out as I'd like. Still, there's time. There's time. Spit spot! And off we go.

Jane & Michael:

For a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down

The medicine go down

Medicine go down

Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine

Go down in the most delightful way

Bert:

Chim chiminy, chim chiminy chim chim cheroo

I does what I likes and I likes what I do

Hello, art lovers.

Today I'm a screever and as you can see

A screever's an artist of highest degree

And it's all me own work

From me own memory

Well, not Royal Academy, I suppose. Still they're better than a finger in your eye, ain't they?

Chim chiminy, chim chiminy chim chim cheroo

I draws what I likes and I likes what I drew

No remuneration do I ask of you

But me cap would be glad of a copper or two

Me cap would be glad of a copper or two

Wait! Don't move. Don't move a muscle. Stay right where you are. I'd know that silhouette

anywhere! Mary Poppins!

Mary Poppins:

It's nice to see you again, Bert. I expect you know Jane and Michael.

Bert:

Well, I've seen 'em here and about. Chasin' a kite last time, weren't it?

Jane:

Mary Poppins is taking us to the park.

Bert:

To the park? Not if I know Mary Poppins. Other nannies take children to the park. When you're

with Mary Poppins, suddenly you're in places you've never dreamed of. And quick as you can

say "Bob's your uncle," the most unusual things begin to happen.

Mary Poppins:

I'm sure I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about.

Bert:

Well mind, it's not my place to say, but what she's probably got in mind, is a jolly holiday

somewheres or other. Something along these lines, I shouldn't be surprised. "Punting on the

Thames." That's always good if you like an outing. Here we go.

The circus. How about a lovely circus? Lions and tigers. World-famous artistes performing

death-defyin' feats, of dexterity and skill before your very eyes. Ta-da! Ta-da!

Jane:

Oh, that's lovely. If you please, I'd much rather go there.

Bert:

Beautiful, ain't it? A typical English countryside, as done by a true and lovin' hand. Though you

can't see it, there's a little country fair down that road and uh, over the hill.

Michael:

I don't see any road.

Bert:

What? No road? Just wants a bit of somethin' here, and a bit of somethin' there. There. A

country road suitable for travel and high adventure.

Jane:

Please may we go, Mary Poppins? Please? Such a lovely place. Don't you think it's lovely, Mary

Poppins?

Bert:

Now's the time, Mary Poppins. No one's lookin'.

Jane & Michael:

Please, Mary Poppins. Please! Please, Mary Poppins. Please!

Mary Poppins:

I have no intention of making a spectacle of myself, thank you.

Bert:

All right, I'll do it myself.

Mary Poppins:

Do what?

Bert:

Bit of magic.

Michael:

A bit of magic?

Bert:

It's easy. Let's see. You think. You wink. You do a double blink. You close your eyes and jump.

Jane:

Is something 'sposed to happen?

Mary Poppins:

Bert, what utter nonsense! Ohh! Why do you always complicate things that are really quite

simple? Give my your hand, please, Michael. Don't slouch. One, two.

Bert:

Mary Poppins, you look beautiful.

Mary Poppins:

Do you really think so?

Bert:

Cross my heart you do. Like the day I met ya.

Mary Poppins:

You look fine, too, Bert.

Michael:

I thought you said there was a fair.

Bert:

So I did. Down the road behind the hill, remember?

Jane:

Come on! I hear the merry-go-round.

Bert:

Tell 'em Bert sent ya.

Mary Poppins:

Don't fall and smudge the drawing.

Bert:

Ain't it a glorious day

Right as a mornin' in May

I feel like I could fly

Mary Poppins:

Now, Bert. None of your larking about.

Bert:

Have you ever seen

The grass so green

Or a bluer sky

Oh, it's a jolly holiday with Mary

Mary makes your heart so light

Mary Poppins:

You haven't changed a bit, have you?

Bert:

When the day is gray and ordinary

Mary makes the sun shine bright

Mary Poppins:

Oh, honestly!

Bert:

Oh, happiness is bloomin' all around her

The daffodils are smilin' at the dove

When Mary holds your hand you feel so grand

Your heart starts beatin' like a big brass band

Mary Poppins:

You are lightheaded.

Bert:

It's a jolly holiday with Mary

No wonder that it's Mary that we love

Animals:

Oh, it's a jolly holiday with Mary

Mary makes your heart so light

When the day is gray and ordinary

Mary makes the sun shine bright

Oh, happiness is bloomin' all around her

The daffodils are smiling at the dove oink, oink.

When Mary holds your hand

You feel so grand

Your heart starts beatin' like a big brass band

It's a jolly holiday with Mary

No wonder that it's Mary that we love

Mary Poppins:

Thank you.

Turtles:

Our pleasure, Mary Poppins.

Mary Poppins:

Oh, it's a jolly holiday with you, Bert

Gentlemen like you are few

Bert:

A vanishing breed, that's me.

Mary Poppins:

Though you're just a diamond in the rough, Bert

Underneath your blood is blue

Bert:

Common knowledge.

Mary Poppins:

You'd never think of pressing your advantage

Forbearance is the hallmark of your creed

Bert:

True.

Mary Poppins:

A lady needn't fear

When you are near

Your sweet gentility is crystal clear

Oh, it's a jolly holiday with you, Bert

A jolly, jolly holiday with you

Bert:

Waiter! Waiter!

Mary Poppins:

Now then, what'd be nice?

We'll start with raspberry ice

and then some cakes and tea

Waiter

Order what you will

There'll be no bill

It's complimentary

Mary Poppins:

You're very kind.

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