Mary Poppins Page #6

Waiter:

Anything for you, Mary Poppins. You're our favorite person.

Bert:

Right you are.

It's true that Mavis and Sybil have ways that are winnin'

And Prudence and Gwendolyn set your hearts spinnin'

Phoebe's delightful

Maude is disarming

Waiters:

Janice Felicia Lydia

Bert:

.. charming

Cynthia's dashing,

Vivian's sweet,

Stephanie's smashing

Priscilla a treat

Waiters:

Veronica Millicent Agnes and Jane

Bert:

convivial company time and again

Dorcas and Phyllis and Glynis are sorts

I'll agree they're three jolly good sports

But cream of the crop

Tip of the top

Bert & Waiters:

Is Mary Poppins

And there we stop

When Mary holds your hand

You feel so grand

Your heart starts beatin' like a big brass band

It's a jolly holiday with Mary

No wonder that it's Mary that we love

No wonder that it's Mary that we love

No wonder that it's Mary that we love

Michael:

Ya-hoo! Ya-hoo! Ya-hoo! Ya-hoo! -ya-hoo!

Jane:

Our own private merry-go-round.

Bert

Very nice. Very nice, indeed, if you don't wanna go nowhere.

Mary Poppins:

Who says we're not going anywhere? Oh, guard!

Guard:

Righto, Mary Poppins.

Mary Poppins:

Thank you.

Guard:

They're off! It's Mary Poppins leadin' by two lengths. Jane is second by a length. Michael third.

Michael:

My horse is the fastest.

Bert:

Do you hear that, mate? Do you wanna put up with that? That's the ticket! Come on, my lad. Is

that the best you can do?

Michael:

Hurry up, boy. Hurry up!

Mary Poppins:

Not so fast, please. Michael! Now really, Bert. You're as bad as the children.

Bert:

Sorry. Whoa, boy! Whoa! Whoa. Easy, boy. Whoa. Whoa. Just a bit of high spirits, Mary

Poppins.

Mary Poppins:

Please control yourself. We are not on a racecourse.

Follow me, please.

Good morning.

Hunter:

Oh, yes, quite. Wha-- I say! Have you ever?

Horse:

Never!

Hunter:

View halloo!

Horse:

Oh, yes, definitely. A view halloo.

Fox:

View halloo?

Faith and begorra! 'Tis them redcoats again!

Dogs:

View halloo! View halloo! View halloo!

Fox:

Oh, musha, musha.

Bert:

Poor lit'l bloke. Let's give him a hand.

Fox:

Saints preserve us! Yikes!

Tally ho!

Bert:

Da-doo, da-doo! Up you go. Now hang on.

Fox:

Would you look at that now? 'Tis an elegant merry-go-round horse. Come on and fight, you dirty

omadhauns. I can lick the lot of ya's. Faster, me beauty! Faster!

Mary Poppins:

Oh, riders, would you be so kind as to let me pass?

Horse Rider:

Certainly, ma'am.

Mary Poppins:

Thank you.

Horse Rider:

Not at all, ma'am.

Spectator 1:

Excellent time, gentlemen.

Spectator 2:

Oh, yes, quite. - perfect day for it, of course.

Mary Poppins:

Oh. Oh, how nice.

Crowd:

Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

Photographer:

Hold still, now. Watch for the dickie bird.

Reporter 1:

Uh, how does it feel, Mary Poppins, winning the race?

Mary Poppins:

Oh, well I--

Reporter 2:

- gaining fame and fortune.

Mary Poppins:

Uh, yes.

Reporter 3:

Having your picture taken for the newspaper.

Mary Poppins:

Uh, oh, actually, I'm delighted.

Reporter 4:

Besides having your extreme good looks, if I may say so.

Mary Poppins:

Oh, well, I wouldn't go--

Reporter 3:

There probably aren't words to describe your emotions.

Mary Poppins:

Now, now, now, now, gentlemen, please. On the contrary, there's a very good word. Am I right,

Bert?

Bert:

Tell 'em what it is.

Mary Poppins:

Right! It's ...

Supercalifragilistic- expialidocious

Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious

If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious

Supercalifragilistic- expialidocious

Group:

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

Bert:

Because I was afraid to speak when I was just a lad

Me father gave me nose a tweak and told me I was bad

But then one day I learned a word that saved me achin' nose

Bert & Mary Poppins:

The biggest word you ever heard and this is how it goes

Oh, supercalifragilistic- expialidocious

Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious

If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious

Supercalifragilistic- expialidocious

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

Group:

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

Mary Poppins:

He's traveled all around the world and everywhere he went

He'd use his word and all would say, "there goes a clever gent"

Bert:

When dukes and maharajahs pass the time of day with me

I'd say me special word and then they'd ask me out to tea

Bert & Mary Poppins:

Ooh, supercalifragilistic- expialidocious

Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious

If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious

Supercalifragilistic- expialidocious

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

Mary Poppins:

You know, you can say it backwards,

Which is, Dociousaliexpiistic- fragilcalirupus.

But that's going a bit too far, don't you think?

Bert:

Indubitably.

Mary Poppins:

So when the cat has got your tongue there's no need for dismay

Bert:

Hear, hear!

Mary Poppins:

Just summon up this word and then you've got a lot to say

But better use it carefully or it could change your life

Drummer:

For example.

Mary Poppins:

Yes?

Drummer:

One night I said it to me girl, and now me girl's me wife.

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