Matando Cabos

Synopsis: In Mexico City, the powerful and violent magnate of steel Oscar Cabos catches his daughter Paulina having sex with her boyfriend and his employee Javier "Jaque" and he works Jaque over. On the next day, Jaque pays a visit to Cabos in his office and the angry man comes with a golf club to hit Jaque again. However, Cabos accidentally trips on a golf ball, falls on the floor and faints. Jaque calls his best friend Mudo to help him, but the janitor Nacho finds his boss fainted on the floor and he steals and dresses himself with Cabos' clothes and jewels. Meanwhile, Nacho's son Botcha and his friend Nico have planned to kidnap Cabos and they are waiting for him in the parking garage. When he walks in the parking garage, the two kidnappers hit him on the back of the head, believing that he is Cabos, they cover his head with a bag. They head with the abducted man to the house of Botcha's girlfriend Lula. Meanwhile, Jaque and Mudo calls their wrestler friend Ruben "Mascarita" and his midget pa
Director(s): Alejandro Lozano
Production: Lemon Films
  4 wins & 8 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.6
Metacritic:
44
R
Year:
2004
94 min
839 Views


Did you hear the one|about the Chinese cook?

Which one? The one about|the guy who drowned?

No, no. That's the one|in the golf course.

The Chinese cook's story is great.|Here it goes.

They're in the best restaurant|in town having dinner.

They were sitting|at the best table.

I don't have to tell you, but Oscar Cabos|is sitting in the middle.

Were there any broads?

No, it wasn't that kind of dinner.|It was a business dinner...

...transactions, millions of dollars.

What were they having?

What were they having?|I don't know, that's not important.

What's important is|who was sitting there.

There were politicians,|millionaires, all of them...

...important people. In fact,|I think that the owner...

...of the biggest computer software|company was there, too.

In the middle of dinner,|Oscar Cabos decides to tell a joke.

...And I had never seen|a guy so deep inside.

Was it any good?

No. As a matter of fact,|it sucked.

So why were they laughing?

Because if Oscar Cabos tells a joke,|you better laugh.

Everyone laughed.|Even the Chinese cook was laughing

and that moron didn't understand|a damn thing.

But thats not the point.|The point is that suddenly...

Ank-you.

Ank-you.

Ahnkyou, ahnkyou, ahnkyou.

What?

What the f*** is ahnkyou,|you piece of sh*t?

Ahnkyou.

Nobody knew that the cook had only|been in the country for two days

and the only thing he could|say was "thank you".

And... obviously not very well.

Why do you keep thanking me,|you sorry little motherf***er?

Ahnkyou, ahnkyou, ahnkyou.

KILLING CABOS:

Two days later, with injuries|to his back and ribs,

a broken arm and a face|burned to a crisp,

he went back to The Orient.

Hey, why do they call it The Orient?

Because thats what its called.

No way. I've never heard|anyone call it that.

'Cause everyone you hang out with|doesn't know how to speak well.

I hang out with you.

Right. And I'm telling you,|its The Orient.

All right. So, tell me the one|about the golf course?

Sh*t, man. That one is a real trip.|That guy is really crazy.

He had been playing golf all day.|He was in the last hole.

He was about to beat his own record,

which was probably a joke anyway,|but he was really concentrating.

Hey. You got any toilet paper?

I'm telling you a story, man.

Yes, I know. And I'm really into it,|but there's no paper here.

There's none in here either.

- Check the other stall.|- You go and check.

Give me a break.|You're much closer.

And see if he has any aspirin, okay?|I have a headache.

Yeah, right. Where?

I know what you're thinking.

You're thinking, why is this half-naked,|unconscious guy sitting

on a toilet, listening to these|ridiculous anecdotes

from these two morons?

Well, I have no idea.

All I know is that snot-nosed|brat had it in for me

since I walked in on him|kissing my daughter.

I understand kids.

And I asked him nicely|to leave my house...

...and next time to go to a hotel.

I tried to be kind rather than to cause|trouble with an employee.

It wasn't worth it.

I chose to discuss things with him...

...and I tried to make him|understand that it is unwise...

...to date the boss's daughter.

Because its usually the source|of a few problems.

And I thought he understood.

But apparently I was wrong.

I was working in my office when|he busted in without knocking.

Come in.

I thought he wanted to discuss|things or offer an apology.

But that scoundrel came|in to attack me.

After realizing that neither|his insults nor provocations...

...were getting to me,|the little tough guy started...

punching me|when I was distracted.

And on top of it that a**hole|started laughing at me.

No, sir.

Sir?

What I don't understand

is why the f***ing pervert|took my clothes off.

I still don't understand why you|took his clothes off, f***ing pervert.

I didn't take his clothes off,|God damn it!

Really? So this guy works|in his underwear?

And when I got back,|he was already half-naked.

Is he dead?

No way. Well, I don't know.

Check him out.

But why take his clothes off?

Who knows?

There are lots of sick people|out there.

Good night, sir.

If only I could be...

...a wealthy man.

If only just to feel...

...like any other millionaire.

If only I could see...

...through a thousand|television sets...

...what you're doing,

I need to be...

...another millionaire.

To see the same place...

...in hundreds and thousands|at a time.

But more than living in comfort...

...I want your love and nothing else...

Are you sure he always|leaves at this hour?

I've been checking him for a month.|He always does it.

Where's the bat?

Right here.|And I also have the bag.

Relax.

I've done this a thousand times.

Thats why you hired me, right?

Why so nervous?

I'm not nervous, idiot.

I'm careful.|There's a difference.

I'm precise.

And why?

Because thats how|I've always been.

Because doing things right|got me where I am now.

All right, all right.|Calm down.

I hope you know what you're doing.

What I'm doing?

I know perfectly well what I'm doing.

Let me show you something.

Its my father.

You want to talk about|someone with big balls?

This man.

He knows the meaning|of hard work.

Not like the a**hole|we're about to grab.

He made sacrifices for us|working for a f***ing prick.

A dictator.

Twenty years.

Twenty years without getting an ounce|of respect every single day.

Every day.

And he's still hanging on.

I could take care of him.|But he's a proud man.

And you know what?

He has an honorable job.

Did you understand|anything I just said?

He won't be long now.

Here.

- What do we do with him?|- What do you mean what do we do?

Nothing. We leave him here|and good-bye.

Kiss my ass. If we leave him here,|the guy is going to fire me.

He's going to send me to jail,|then he's going to kill me.

He's going to fire you anyway.|You f***ed his daughter.

- I told you not to go back to work.|- Why?

- Because he kicked your ass.|- It wasn't that bad.

Okay, it was that bad.

But first of all, I didn't f*** her.|She f***ed me.

Scream, piggy, scream.

Number two, f***ing his daughter|and leaving him here

in his underwear ain't the same thing.|Give me a f***ing break!

Why don't we get him out of here|and wait for him to wake up?

We talk things over|and, I don't know...

...we convince him not|to do anything to us.

What do you mean, to us?

Come on, man. You know.|Not to do anything to us.

I didn't do anything.

Excuse me, but you just took a dump|next to him while he was unconscious.

But he doesn't know that|I took a dump next to him.

But you did. Dude, don't tell me|you're not going to help me.

Give me a break, dude.|Give me a hand.

Lets see.

You f***ing prick!

Calm down!

Calm down, man!|Take it easy!

Help me get him up, man.

Help me out!

Lets go.

- Trunk.|- What?

What 's the matter with you?|Do you want him on the roof?

If they see us with this a**hole|we're in big f***ing trouble!

I know, man.

I mean, he owns|this f***ing building!

Sh*t. We're going to get busted.

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Tony Dalton

Álvaro Luis Bernat Dalton (born February 13, 1975) is a Mexican-American theater and TV actor as well as an accomplished screenwriter and producer. more…

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