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Jaden? Do me a favor, would you, please,|sweetheart, and split? Go. Out.

TOMMY:
Thank you.|CRAIG: Oh, well.

We have information that Fabiella is|going to make an offer on this company.

Fabiella? That's Daddy's worst enemy.

All right, just listen|to what Craig has to say.

I prefer very, very hard pressure.

- Yes, I'm sorry. I'm scheduling a shiatsu.|- What?

- What did you say?|- The offer! Fabiella!

Yeah, right. Okay.

If the numbers come in from Fabiella|tomorrow where I expect them,

I mean, we could pay off our creditors|and still have a unit for each of you.

- A eunuch?|- Unit. 100 mil.

And you girls could spend that cheddar|however you'd like.

I could finance|Mic's independent movie with that.

- Ava?|- What?

He wrote a really good script, Tanzie.|It'd be like an investment.

This is Daddy's legacy|that we're talking about.

TOMMY:
All right. Chill, chill.|Everybody, chill out. Just relax.

We'll think about it. There's no rush here.

We'll take our time.

In the meantime,|let's go see some charities

and earn ourselves a tax credit. Come on!

We specialize in making large-print books|available to seniors

who suffer from macular degeneration,

or just plain bad eyesight.

We also offer storytelling|to the very elderly.

Yet, for some reason,|this is not considered important

by the federal government,

which is why|we're in need of private funding.

Please, help our aged neighbors enjoy|the gift of reading.

Thank you.

That was very touching.|Thank you so much.

We'll let you know by the end of the week.

- PRESENTER:
Thank you.|- We're actually gonna take off, too.

Tanzie remembered|she has a really important appointment.

We like the breast cancer lady|and the animal cruelty lady.

And the animal cancer lady.|The rest is all up to you guys.

- Thank you.|- Was there an animal breast lady?

She was first.

- Do you think Tommy's going to be mad?|- No. How can he be?

He knows we only have six hours|to get ready for the gala.

Excuse me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Oh, no. Am I late?

I thought my appointment|was in 10 minutes.

Not bad for a guy in a suit|from Men's Wearhouse.

- You're one of the charity people, right?|- Yeah. Henry Baines.

- Greater Los Angeles Free Legal Clinic.|- Medical clinic?

No, we help people|who can't afford an attorney.

Let me give you my card.

Wait. So, you don't even help people|with terrible diseases?

No. We help people who are poor.

Right, but that's not a terrible disease,|per se.

I mean,|they don't even have a ribbon for that.

Okay. I guess|I'll have to look into that one.

By the way, a little Preparation H|under those eyes

- will really get rid of the puffiness.|- AVA: Tanzie!

- Will really get rid of the puffiness.|- AVA: Tanzie!

(GIRLS CHEERING)

(CAMERAS CLICKING)

Here they come! Okay, let's get them.

AVA:
Will my Sidekick fit in your bag?|TANZIE: Sure.

AVA:
Okay. Well, give me your lip gloss.|I'll put it in mine, and you put it in yours.

- Okay?|- Okay.

(ALL CLAMORING)

Okay, "Us Weekly" and "People" are first!

We're mad at "Gossip Weekly" because of|the byline they said about me being gay!

People Magazine.|Are you excited about tonight's events?

- We are.|- We are, of course.

We're just so excited just to be able|to remember our father like this.

Well, what I want to know,|how do you stay so toned?

- I mean, you've got runner's legs.|- Thank you.

So do you!

- Hi, Teri.|- Hi.

Where's Mic?

Mic is actually in Long Beach doing|a very special episode of "Long Island."

- Is it true you're engaged?|- Wherever did you hear that?

(REPORTERS CLAMORING)

Hi, we're the Marchetta Sisters,|and you're watching E!

I'm so bored of this.

CHARLENE:
If you make it into "People,"|we'll sell a lot of lipstick.

(ROCKMUSIC PLA YING ON STEREO)

Phoebe, how are you?

- There's Jacqueline.|- Who?

You know, Joe Tweeney's daughter.

- Jacqueline, hi!|- Hi, Tanzie.

- You look stunning!|- So nice to see you.

- Beautiful outfit.|- Where did you get all this stuff?

We watched that episode.|It was so great. Ava!

Oh, my God! We love that show.

- We cried.|- We all cried.

- We should send her some...|- Oh, look. There's Fabiella.

Now, remember. Be charming.

But don't let her think you're too easy.

- Okay. Hi!|- Go, girls.

Look at you two. So hot, I am blinded.

- Thank you.|- Now, about the offer.

I knew Vic a long time, and let me tell you,

we had a relationship|that was built on mutual respect.

That's why I'm here.

To see you two so grown-up in charge.

(SPEAKING FRENCH)

Now, I've got the market cornered|on the 35 and ups.

And you've got the Gen-Y crowd.

Together we are unstoppable.

(MAN LAUGHING)

Oh, I'm sorry. I just saw|one of my ex-husbands over there.

Some advice, girls.|Never go younger. Even by a month.

A hard bod is no substitute|for wisdom, girls. Remember that.

Okay.

- Well, well, well.|- Tommy!

A powwow of squaws. Fabiella.

I'm sorry, but I can't have you|talking business with my girls tonight.

Of course.

Enjoy your evening, darlings.

- Thank you.|- Thank you.

And you as well. Come along, sweeties.

- Thank God you saved us.|- Keep smiling. She's still watching.

From his early days in the South Bronx,

on his own little stove,

of the cosmetics world,

the words of Winston Churchill,

but we make a life by what we give. '"

Here.

Before his tragic death two years ago...

- Thank you, Tommy.|- Share with your sister.

It's so sad.

became a huge success.

I have raccoon eyes.

You should have used|Daddy's waterproof mascara.

- Family was always a top priority.

- Let's check out the gift bags.|- Don't.

You do not understand|that this is supposed to be sad? Okay?

...so important to him.

young women we see here today.

- Smell, smell.|- No, no. Night cream.

Dang, this is like $100 an ounce.

Hey. You guys, have some respect.

please welcome Marchetta 's CEO

Tommy Katzenbach.

(ALL APPLAUDING)

TOMMY:
Thank you.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

- Charlene.

Charmaine. Charlene, forgive me.

that few others did.

We grew up together.

the old Tom Kat along as his number two.

I'm all about this phone television.

- Oh, my God.|- I love things in mini.

Then he creates Madonna 's first look.

Her second and third looks.

and Marilyn Manson.

All beautiful, beautiful women.

(ALL LAUGHING)

were always his daughters.

(SHUSHING)

for A va and Tanzie Marchetta.

Girls.

- You've been like a second dad to us.

with all of the tormented teen-angst years.

And the car accidents.

Let's look through the channels.

What channels?

Hey, the Game Show Network!|I love it. I love it.

Go to Channel 10.|The girls are on television!

MARTINIQUE:
They're on the news.

(WOMAN ANNOUNCING ON TV)

Hey, Mom, Dad, check out your TVs.

for coming out tonight

- and honoring our father.|- What is he saying?

you trusted to make you look good...

to be the face of this company.

MAN:
Hey, put it on the screen!|WOMAN: Yeah, put it up!

and infections.

- While developing their night cream...|- What's happening?

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