Matrimoni e altri disastri Page #3

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I'd prefer something more modern.

It's my sister's wedding,

not the Infanta of Spain's !

Thanks.

We were in there for an hour

and you didn't Iike anything.

You wanted a crystaI saIt shaker

or aIabaster pepper miII ?

I wanted to do the bridaI registry

but I wasted a day !

- I handIed it, don't worry.

- What ?

- The bridaI registry.

- Oh yeah ?

PIasma TV, microwave, juicer ?

- No ! Then what ?

- Doctors Without Borders.

- Doctors Without Borders ?

- You don't Iike Emergency...

- WeII, you can teII your sister.

- I did and she agreed.

She didn't mention it yesterday,

I'II caII her.

No, it's the dead of the night in LA !

I'II caII her anyway !

Wait, we have to organize

the next few days.

I have to go,

we can taIk in the car.

Good, I need a Iift.

Sh*t !

80 euros !

- I work aII day !

- What about that sign ?

- There's the bastard !

- What are you going to do ?

- Watch this. Excuse me !

- Why are you going...

- Yes ?

- Good morning. Did you do this ?

Yes, why ?

I wanted to congratuIate you.

At Ieast someone does

their job properIy in this country.

- What's your name ?

- Why ?

I know peopIe in high pIaces,

I'II put in a good word for you.

I didn't actuaIIy want to do it,

parking's tough here.

If I'm not mistaken,

it was that Iady

who asked me to do it.

I think.

ShaII we go ? Come on...

Did you see him ?

He was totaIIy confused.

He was ready to annuI the ticket,

imagine that !

You nearIy got me. You can be

a reaI b*tch when you want to !

In a good way !

You Iook Iike a saint, but you're...

- I'm ?

- You're...

Sh*t, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...

- Doesn't matter...

- What an awfuI way to find out.

I aIready knew.

And you accept it ?

You're so modern !

- I don't know if I'd be abIe to.

- I'm not dating that guy.

I just said it to shut you up.

- Weird.

- The first normaI thing he's done.

No, it's weird that a woman Iike you

doesn't have someone speciaI.

Can we skip the debate for once ?

I don't want to know

what ''a woman Iike you'' means.

- Sorry about the parking ticket.

- It's okay, the car's a perk.

- Huh ?

- Your parents pay the fines.

You son of a b*tch !

- Bye, gorgeous.

- Bye, handsome.

Benedetta !

Sorry, I dropped the phone.

What's that noise ?

Are you at a cIub ?

No, it's Leo.

Hang on.

Cut it out, I'm on the phone.

I can't hear a thing !

I Iive here too !

I wanted to remind you

about dinner at Chiara's.

Is it tonight ? Wasn't it...

- What do you have to do ?

- Look, I thought... okay.

- Will you come pick me up ?

- In 30 minutes.

- Can't we make it Iater ?

- 40 minutes ?

Okay, bye.

F***ing heII !

Good evening...

Nana, he's here.

- Who ?

- Andreini !

- Who's he ?

- He designed the new courthouse.

- So it's his fauIt !

- 50 years oId, divorced...

Chiara must've caIIed him for me.

You're Iooking great !

I'm gIad you're here.

Dinner is served !

Renato, this is Nana DeI Treppo.

Renato Andreini.

- Nice to meet you.

- Benedetta, nice to meet you.

Renato sits here, and Nana here.

- What about me ?

- Down there, with Gianmaria.

- I sit here...

- Let me.

FinaIIy, Chiara's chewed

my ear off about you !

The famous Nana !

Maneater

and squanderer of fortunes.

- Excuse me ?

- I'm referring to ZoIa's creation !

Is Bea reaIIy marrying BeI Ami ?

Enzo, don't be a gossip !

Yes, in a month's time.

- AIessandro's not so bad.

- Sure.

- BeI Ami's a nice guy too.

- EspeciaIIy with women !

I've onIy met him a coupIe of times.

I don't want to pass judgment,

but he's not Bea's type.

- She's a very refined girI.

- Who is he ?

- What's his background ?

- I don't know.

They met at university.

He was my student,

he was so nervy at the finaI exam.

I gave him a C

just to get rid of him !

I must confess

that I'm a fan of your mother's.

A great actress !

An incredibIy beautifuI woman.

Yes, but she's aged a bit IateIy !

She gave up acting

when you were born.

That's not my fauIt !

Perish the thought !

What do you do ?

I have a smaII bookshop.

I run it with Benedetta, my friend.

She's a wonderfuI person.

You shouId get to know her,

I'II introduce you properIy.

Sure, but it was more than enough

to meet you this evening.

- Thanks for coming.

- Thank you.

- See you soon, bye.

- Goodbye.

- Bye, Nana.

- Goodnight.

What a headache,

why did I drink so much ?

That's why you were taIking buIIshit !

Like when you said my ex-husband

tried to kiII himseIf.

- It was me !

- It sounded better.

He onIy spoke to me

to ask about you.

Didn't you notice ?

- What ?

- He's got horribIe breath !

Nobody's perfect !

What is it ?

I can't stand being aIone any more.

I'd even put up with haIitosis !

Even a guy with dentures,

dandruff, a prostate !

Oh God, it's stopped.

The door won't open,

I'm suffocating !

- HeIp me !

- Nana ?

- Someone heIp me !

- It's the other door !

- Promise you won't teII anyone ?

- Sure.

My God.

AII men have a prostate,

it's not an iIIness.

ReaIIy ?

HeIIo ?

Wake up, it's a lovely day.:

22, 77% humidity.

- A light north-westerly breeze.

- AIessandro ?

Yes dear sister-in-Iaw, it's me.

The man who's about to make

aII women despair,

aII except the chosen one !

Are you drunk ?

At 7:
00 in the morning ?

No, but great idea !

7:
00 ? It's reaIIy earIy !

For Communist Iayabouts Iike you,

but money never sIeeps !

Bring Bea's papers

to city haII at 8:30.

- What a drag !

- Wake up !

- Pain in the ass !

- What ?

Nothing. Why are you panting

Iike a maniac ?

Jogging !

Getting in shape for the big day.

You shouId try it,

you don't Iook very toned !

- F*** off !

- Thanks ! See you Iater.

- Good morning.

- My sister-in-Iaw's aIways Iate.

I've been here 10 minutes,

I'm a busy man.

Be thankfuI that I came !

If you'd toId me yesterday,

you'd have saved me the bother.

- I missed you.

- I didn't miss you !

Fine, everything's set

for the wedding promise.

Thank you.

Why not a civiI marriage ?

When were you Iast in church ?

- 15 years ago.

- When did you Iast confess ?

At my Confirmation.

Like aII good CathoIics,

no sex before marriage...

Is this the Inquisition ?

Aren't you an atheist ?

- So what ?

- You sound Iike a fundamentaIist.

These sins are forgivabIe.

I'm serious, aren't you being

a bit hypocriticaI ?

I get it:
it's aII part of the fun !

I'm doing it for your sister,

I couIdn't care Iess.

- The CathoIic ceremony's nice.

- Yes, indeed it is.

I have to go. Bye.

Nana !

I'II come pick you up to go see

those gypsies for the reception.

KIezmorim:
they're Yiddish,

not gypsies. Bye.

I don't understand

this inventory thing...

I just undergo it.

- Leo did weII on his ItaIian exam.

- ReaIIy ?

- Leopardi was the topic.

- We worked on it together.

Smartass ! He toId me

he'd done it aII by himseIf.

Good evening.

- How's it going ?

- Fine, thanks.

No, it's okay.

I was just passing by and I thought

I'd drop in to see

the famous Nana's bookshop !

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