Max 2: White House Hero Page #3

That's exactly what

a Russian spy would say.

I'm so glad that you decided to continue

the peace talks, Vladimir.

I'm hoping that

we can jump into it right after lunch.

No, no, no, after lunch, we ride.

We... We ride?

My people, many think best way

to keep Mother Russia strong

is to keep Uncle Sam weak.

But I think strong can work with strong.

So we ride as men.

Then, I know how strong you are.

Okay.

Come, Mr. President!

Let us feel the wind on our faces!

Atta boy!

We ride like men!

Yippie Jovi yo ki yay!

I'm serious, Coop.

If one of the Russians does

wanna stop the talks,

it'd have to be someone

who came with Bragov.

Someone who's not happy to be here.

Someone like...

Him.

"Authentic Jovi Alfredo!"

Even their food is bland and

stolen from other countries!

You sure about this, T?

Think about it. He was also in the kitchen

when Alex and I were sneaking out.

And he sure doesn't seem like

a fan of America. Does he?

Careful with this, T.

You never know where things can lead.

Don't worry, Coop.

A Bennett delivers on his promises.

Max, I think we're finally

barking up the right tree.

Come on, Max.

Let's find out what's in that box.

I wish one of us spoke Russian.

Max, we gotta do something.

Drop the knife!

Are you crazy, little boy?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What does it looks like? I'm making famous

homemade Russian rye bread.

- Bread?

- Da.

Finally put stop to dry,

tasteless monstrosity

your buddy, Coop, insists on making.

Now you ruin surprise and dough!

Security hear about this.

And then I tell your mama.

Wait, no. I wasn't here

to ruin the surprise.

I was here because... I... Um...

Because the US President is allergic.

Alex?

- Allergic?

- Yes.

That is why American chef make dry bread.

It's gluten free.

Oh, oh, yeah. My dad gets

real sick if he has any gluten at all.

Didn't you hear in the last campaign?

It was a huge scandal.

The wheat growers association

wouldn't endorse him.

The pizza lobby picketed his events.

I just wanted to stop you

before you got in big trouble.

Yes, you owe this boy

a great debt and apology.

Don't you?

My humble apologies.

Now, come on, TJ. Weren't you going to

give me a tour of the grounds?

What did you think?

He had body in box?

I don't know. l...

That was stupid, right?

Not as stupid as thinking

I was behind the attacks.

Sorry about that. I didn't

know who to trust and...

It's okay.

You knew I was innocent. Didn't you, Max?

Uh, how did you know we were out here?

I was doing my own

investigation and saw you doing yours.

You were investigating me?

Someone is looking to hurt

both of our families, TJ.

You think I am not worried, too?

You would have known this if you

actually talked to me this morning

instead of putting me on Most Wanted list.

You're not gonna let

me live that down, are you?

Not until it stops being fun.

So, who do you think is behind it?

Her?

Before trip, I heard Olga say

she thought arms talks with your country

were terrible thing.

Would make my country weak.

In America, everyone is

innocent until proven guilty.

I also saw her applying

antibiotic ointment

to her ankle this morning

like she has fresh wound.

Hope she looks good in orange.

Stop staring at her.

Well, if I'm not staring at her,

how am I supposed

to know she's doing anything suspicious?

Would anyone like to sample

today's blue plate special?

- Thanks, Coop.

- She's cute, T.

Honey, do you want me

to get you some more ice?

A glacier wouldn't help.

Oh. Morning, Vladimir.

How was your sleep?

The sleep of 1,000 men. You?

Who wouldn't feel great after

a four-hour ride on Diablo?

Good, then, well rested.

We go white water rafting today.

White water rafting.

You know, I was hoping that we could just

jump right into our talks.

No, today we ride the rapids.

Like men!

Maybe I'm not hating

him as much as I thought.

Seems we're having more

in common all the time.

- I'll send for your chiropractor.

- Thank you.

Yeah.

Morning, kids.

- Hey, Dad.

- Morning.

Come on, let's follow her.

TJ. Maybe we should tell

somebody about this.

We will, as soon as

we've got proof. Come on.

Wait.

Are you scared?

Aren't you?

Why should I be scared?

We've got Max.

What do you think she's doing?

I don't think she's

listening to Katy Perry.

I do not think we can get

close enough to see her ankle from here.

Maybe Max can.

We'll be able to see everything Max sees.

TJ, you're much cleverer than

your file had indicated.

Max. Go, go.

Olga!

What about Max?

What are they saying?

They're spying on my

father's First Secretary.

Why?

My father always says trust is weakness.

That's no bite mark,

she just got a tattoo.

Of a unicorn?

I am very disappointed in you, TJ.

As am I, Alex.

Maybe you are

not my precious little angel after all.

If you cannot control your son,

I will control my daughter.

Okay. Bragov, it takes two to tango.

That is true, but I must do this.

Hand it over, Alex.

Hand what over?

What you got from your

Alfredo for Christmas.

There will be no more of this foolishness,

and you are not

to be around this boy without supervision.

- But, Father, I...

- No.

I was wrong to bring you on this trip.

I thought it would be good for you.

But now, I can see it has

been quite the opposite.

Uh, Vladimir, are we still going rafting

or would you like to just

jump into negotiations?

Okay.

This is... This is great.

I thought we agreed that you

would stop spying on people.

But they're spying on people, too.

That is their job!

My job is to protect you.

- Mr. President...

- Agent Thorn, please.

With all due respect, sir.

I think perhaps we should consider

bringing in another tactical canine

to replace Max.

He's clearly been confused

by his time with your son.

Agent Thorn,

that is your way of saying

"I told you so"?

Very subtle.

Sir.

TJ,

I think it's time that maybe we made

- a change with Max.

- No, Dad. It's not Max's fault, it's mine.

Yes, TJ, that may be

true but I have some...

You can't take away my only friend.

Please, Dad.

He makes me feel safe.

Let me still hang with him.

I'll drop it, for real this time.

I promise.

Okay.

Fine.

But I want you to stay

out of trouble, okay?

Both of you.

Deal?

Yes.

Okay.

You done, pal?

I'm finished, all right.

Don't let it get you down, T.

Your dad will let up,

once negotiations are over.

Maybe, by then...

That cute one will be gone?

Yeah.

At least you still got me, right?

TJ, you ready to go?

Go? Go where?

You're more strong. Come on!

Give back my shoe. Max.

- Come on, Max!

- Max!

Come.

Go on, Max.

Do your job.

How about over here?

Who'd like some water?

Here you go, darling.

- Good, yeah.

- Lovely.

I will be coxswain.

Co-coxswains.

- TJ, come on!

- Alexandra.

Positions, everyone.

Eagle's about to take a dip.

Ugh!

Come on, paddle!

Quickly!

- Wh oo!

- Quickly!

Attaboy, TJ!

Good job, guys!

Look out!

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