May Page #2

Please.

So, are you going

to dance with me or what?

- Do you like p*ssy?

- What?!

Cats?

Do you like pussycats?

Jeez, you're a nasty

little thing, aren't you?

Do you like Lupe?

My landlady's a real b*tch.

I have to get rid of her.

Your landlady?

No, dummy, the cat.

You're her only hope.

Oh, come on.

Lupe will keep you company

when you're all alone.

Besides,

she'll remind you of me.

- Okay.

- Wonderful!

Oh, look at the time.

I have to go.

It's girls' night out tonight.

You want to come?

I know.

You need your beauty rest.

Not much of it, though.

Please leave a message

after the scream.

Hello, Adam, this is May.

I was just wondering

if you would like to be together again...

Get together again sometime.

I had such a good time last night.

That's my number.

Call me.

Anytime.

I look forward

to seeing you again.

Yes

What is it, my love?

He said,

"It's nothing

Nothing really

Just wanted to hear

Your cute voice

To know you are near"

And he calls me "kitten"

Kitten

When it's quiet and...

Whoa! Jesus Christ!

May, you scared the hell

out of me!

What are you doing out here?

Nothing.

How long have you been

standing out here?

Since about 2:
00.

You haven't really been standing out here

for two hours, have you?

What do you think?

Look, I got your message.

I'm sorry I haven't

called you back.

I've been really busy

with this movie.

You made a movie?

In college before I dropped out.

I just finished putting it together.

Can I see it?

I'll make you macaroni and cheese.

Go to a movie, huh?

Sounds like a date.

I dig your place.

It's really...

neat.

Is this Gatorade?

Cool.

You'll never believe

what I had to do at work today.

You ready?

Roll 'em.

My baby does the Hanky Panky

My baby does the Hanky Panky

Hey, my baby does the Hanky Panky

My baby does the Hanky Panky

Hey, my baby does the Hanky Panky

I saw her walking on

down the line

You know I saw her

for the very first time

A pretty little girl

standing all alone

Hey, pretty baby,

can I take you home?

I never saw her,

never ever saw her

My baby does

the Hanky Panky

Yeah, my baby does

the Hanky Panky

My baby does

the Hanky Panky

Let s go!

So?

What did you think?

It was sweet.

It was sweet?

I don't think

she could have gotten

his whole finger

in one bite, though.

That part was kind

of far-fetched.

Oh

Last flight

Get lost in the moss

Oh, oh

Fall in the neon mine

Push me down

Okay, okay, breathe

Still rolling in the stones

Run to the log that s rotten

Oh, oh

Your soft belly bossing lows

Push me down

Oh, God damn it!

What the f*** is that?

- Oh, f***, I'm bleeding.

- I know.

May, what are you doing?

Please.

I need a towel.

I think...

I think I'm gonna go.

What?

I'll see you around.

But it's just like your movie.

May, this is weird.

You like weird.

Not that weird.

I told you to face

the goddamn wall!

Oops!

It fall down.

Moy, you help me.

Doctor, this delivery guy

is insisting

that you sign for this.

I'm in surgery, Polly,

please!

Yeah, yeah, that's good.

Kitty live now.

- What are you doing?

- What?

Take it outside, man.

So, what's up, bro'?

What do you think?

F***, she's pretty.

I don't think she's playing

with a full deck.

- That's not what you wanted.

- True.

At least you know

she's not out of her mind.

You know what,

we're not talking about May anymore.

I've successfully escaped

that lunatic.

Who's May?

Some weird chick

Adam just dumped.

How's your lip?

Stow it, all right?

Would you, please?

I see. May I?

So what if she likes your hands?

Just keep them away

from her face.

You're a prick, you know that?

- Yeah, do some more pushups.

- F*** you.

What's up, doll?

This is Polly.

I'm just sitting here

in my nightie.

I wanted to know

how my little puss-puss was.

Come on over

if you get this, okay?

What's giving you

the sads, doll?

Oh.

No frumpy faces allowed

in this place.

When it's quiet under

I say, yes, yes, yes

What is it, my heart?

He says nothing

Not really

It's just I miss you so

You know how.

I wanted to kiss you

since I first saw you.

Is this what was bugging you?

I wasn't bugged.

Just angry at someone.

Not me, I hope.

No, not you.

Do you feel weird doing this?

I am weird.

I love weird.

Are you serious?

Yeah.

About me?

Dead.

He calls me kitten

Kitten

In the middle of the night

I say yes, yes, yes

What is it, my life?

He says,

"Nothing, not really,

For the angels I wish

For the angels

that took you

The angels I wish.

Can you help us

with something?

I saw some kids playing

in the park

and I was wondering

if I could volunteer

to help watch them.

What kind of kids were they?

Retarded, deaf, crippled, dumb?

They were blind.

So you want to work

at the day care center?

Would it be the same kids?

What's the difference?

You only like a certain type of blind kids?

May Kennedy?

Lucille.

Let's introduce you

to the kids.

Do you think

I could meet her first?

Who, Petey? We can try.

She usually likes being left alone.

Nobody likes to be alone.

Hey, Petey, I got someone here

who wants to meet you.

Go away, sniggel-head.

You are so mean to me, Petey.

Good luck.

What are you making, Petey?

Ashtray.

You smoke?

No.

Then who are you making

the ash tray for, Petey?

You smoke.

Yes, I do.

Then you can have it

when I'm done.

How you doing, May?

Great, actually.

Making new friends.

Right and left.

Lovely.

Lupe,

this is Adam.

It's cute.

How are you doing?

Aw, man, this thing is broke.

I'm gonna have to go down

to the Fluff and Fold.

Call me sometime?

Yeah, sure.

I'll see you around, May.

May!

What's up?

Who is it, Polly?

Who is that?

An opportunity

I just couldn't pass up.

Oh.

You want to join us?

Well, then can we do

something tomorrow, May?

I got to hit this.

I don't understand.

You're jealous!

- What's going on out there?

- Shut up, hooker!

Oh, May, look.

I can kick her out

if you really want me to.

You know you're my main mama.

Come here, Lup.

Come here.

Come on.

Come on, girl, it's been

a really rough couple of days.

Shut up!

Thank you.

Hello?

- Is Adam there?

- Hey, what's up?

Not much.

How did you know it was me?

Hello?

Who is this?

May, silly.

What are you doing tonight?

Hello?

Why?

I was just thinking

we could get together

and do something.

I have plans.

Oh.

Quiet!

Hello? Who are you talking to?

What about tomorrow night?

Maybe.

Maybe?

Okay, what time?

I'll wait.

Don't do that.

No, no, no. It's okay.

I'll wait.

I got to go, May.

Okay. Well, I'll talk to you

tomorrow then.

Goodbye, May.

I hate you.

Who can tell me what this is?

We don't know, May, what is it?

Petey, come here and see

if you can figure it out.

I don't know.

Come on, Petey,

you can try harder than that.

I don't know.

All right,

I'll tell you what it is.

What, what is it?

This is my best friend.

My best friend.

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