Mayabazaar Page #11

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I won't pay even a single rupee

if the play it like that.

At last you proved it that

you are a human being.

That's not the thing, lord.

- What's not the thing!

You said that you will give

me anything and anywhere.

And when I gave you some time..

...you are getting ready

to get married.

What do you want to say?

- Lord, listen to me!

Don't raise your voice! Do you

know whom you are talking to?

Why are making accusations

without listening to me!

I was wondering how you humans..

...have an excuse ready

for almost everything.

But listen to me carefully,

whatever might happen..

...I will take away your life. No

matter whoever tries to stop me..

...I am not going to leave you.

I won't put you in

that trouble, lord.

Please listen to me once.

That's enough for me.

Sit here just one. - All I have

been doing is listening to you.

Please sit down.

- There will be some other excuse.

Tell me what it is.

I fell in love with a girl.

- Is it before or after..

...pledging me to give me your life?

- It happened before that.

Ok, tell me- If it was after

that I would've heard you-.

That girl also loved me back.

- I got it.

That's the reason you

are marrying her.

I told her about my condition.

What! You told her about our deal?

I told you so many times..

- I didn't tell her about our deal.

You rush into everything. I told

her that I am about to die..

...within a couple of days due

to some serious ailment.

What! On your planet there

are some ailments..

...that kill people within two days?

Lord, please listen to me.

This is not a joke.

It's a matter of my life and death.

It's a matter of my life

and death as well.

Ok, tell me what it is- - That girl

requested me to marry her.

...as she said that it's enough

for her if she's my wife..

...even for a single day.

- What!

Even after knowing that you are

dying in a couple of days..

...a girl requested you to marry her?

And you accepted it without

any hesitation.

I know that planet earth

revolves around Sun.

But I didn't know that

the minds of humans..

...also revolve around stupidity.

A girl wants to marry a

man who is about to die..

...in a couple of days.

- Lord, I handed her over..

...the responsibilities of

looking after my girl Siri.

And this is what she

wanted in return.

What kind of a wish thing is that!

O human, you are not

an ordinary human.

You are the most cunning person.

What a great plan you made!

What a great conspiracy that is!

- Lord!

Just stop it! Tomorrow

after getting married..

...you will bring you wife to me

and make her cry in front of me.

And you will question

me that how can make..

...a newlywed bride a widow!

Or you will push that

girl on my feet..

...and make her weep in front of me.

But remember one thing though.

I am not the foolish

Yama Dharmaraja..

...who give up so easily when Sati

Savitri wept in front of him.

Even if the planets stop revolving..

...even if the sun stops

giving light..

...I will take away your life today.

No one can change my decision.

Take my life, lord.

Kill me right now.

My life is yours, lord,

I swear on my head.

You are giving me your life

and you are swearing..

...on your own head?

- Then I swear on you.

Don't put me into any

sort of trouble.

Lord, how do I explain this!

Assume what you want to.

Have some patience till

the marriage is over.

Srinu. Srinu. Srinu.

Srinu. What are you doing

in the room for so long!

The priest is shouting at

us to bring you down there.

Who's he? He seems to

be from a big family.

He's the one who gave money

for Siri's operation.

He's Mr. Kumara Swamy.

- Why didn't you tell me before!

Why did you keep him in this room!

Sir, you are the epitome of mercy.

You saved a little girl's life.

You should be sitting

in the marriage hall..

...and bless the couple.

- I was talking to him.

What can be more important

than marriage?

That's not the thing..

- Let's go.

You carry on. I'll bring

there with him.

And where did you get that priest?

He's so hot headed.

Come there immediately.

Yes, I'm coming.

Lord, wait for just two hours.

Ok, I won't take any blame.

After that the Yakshas will

come to take your life. Come.

Girl, separate the fruits

and the flowers.

Can't you do that as well?

Boy!

What is that?

- Cold drinks.

What does that mean? - This is

Maaza and this is Thumbs up.

What are these things?

- That's what my master told me.

Can we drink that?

- So many people are drinking here.

But I am..

You want two drinks? Oh God!

I told you to be careful.

You were about to fall.

Someone mixed something

in this drink.

Nothing is mixed in the drink.

There is something wrong..

...with your eyes. Please sit down.

Be careful. Sit here.

He's a very colorful person.

Mr. Priest, the nuptial

thread is there with me.

Thank God I got you. We need

a favor from you urgently.

What is that? - You know that

Srinivas lost his parents.

So I am looking after everything

in this ceremony.

Everything was going fine,

but unfortunately..

...the plane got stuck somewhere..

...in which bride's parents

were coming.

What will we do now?

- That's why I want you to stand..

...as bride's father and

give her away. - Me?

Yes, we won't get more suitable

person than you.

What have I got myself into?

I cannot do that.

- What are you saying!

I promised them that I will

convince you. Come.

Then break your promise. You

humans are habituated..

...to break your promises.

- We humans?

So what are you? God? Or a Yaksha?

You must be kidding me.

Come.

- I can't.

Come on.

- I said I can't.

Keep a coconut in that plate.

Brother-in-law, he's the groom.

This is not right.

I won't sit there.

What's wrong with you! All

I am asking you to stand..

...as bride's father for

a couple of minutes..

...but I am not asking to

give your life, right?

Why are you forcing him

when he doesn't wish to..

You keep quiet. He already

accepted it. - When did I..

Keep quiet-

- Ok, now where is bride's mother?

I forgot it. Where will I bring

the bride's mother from?

I knew that you would

do something like that.

You are the most inefficient person.

That's why I already arranged

for bride's mother.

Where is he?

- There. - Beautiful.

She accepted the moment

I requested her.

That's how much she

respects my words.

She didn't show attitude like him.

And you! Are you standing as

bride's father here or not?

If you won't stand there I will

replace you. - Get lost!

If you stand here who will

look after the requisites?

There must be a copper plate here.

Where is it? - Go away!

I fear someone must've stolen it.

Please come here. Sit here.

Why are you still standing

here? Bring the bride.

I will be back in a moment.

- And listen!

Don't go anywhere else. I have

to attend another ceremony.

I'll also go with him.

You must sit properly. Why

are you moving like that?

Son, bring that jug. You pour

water and you wash his legs.

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