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I will break you into pieces.

Idiot. Scoundrel. Stupid.

Good morning, sir. - It might

be a good morning for you..

...but isn't that great for

me as you offended me.

Come in, sir. Please sit down, sir.

I didn't say those

words to you, sir.

A fool came into my dreams

and disturbed me.

And it's surprising that your

voice is similar to his voice.

Just a couple of minutes,

sir. Two minutes.

Just two minutes, sir.

What a foolish taste! My name

is Sundaram, but after..

...I appointed you as my driver

my life turned upside down.

At what time were you

supposed to pick me up?

At 7:
30, sir. - And what's

the time now? - 9:30, sir.

For your convenience you

keep even car with you.

Now I had to travel 10 kilometers

to wake up my driver.

Who came into your dreams today?

There were a lot of people, sir,

but I liked Bill Gates the most.

Bill Gates! Why did he

come to your dreams?

I think he needs me. If

you hadn't disturbed me..

...I would've already joined

his company. - Shut up! Idiot.

If you wanted to drive the car..

...why did you make me

wear my uniform, sir?

It's my misfortune. If you had

dreamt of dancing with..

...Elyana or Genilia, it would've

been further trouble for me.

Anyway, read the paper for me.

I couldn't read the paper

in the auto rickshaw.

Farmer commits suicide due

to failed crops. - O lord!

Read some good news like India's

victory over Australia..

...or cure for Aids, or 100%

literacy rate in Andhra Pradesh.

Those are all dreams, sir.

This is the truth.

If I had wealth I would've not let

even a single person starve.

Stop it!

Don't talk about principles

so early in the morning.

When a person doesn't have

any money he speaks a lot..

...but the moment one

gets some money..

...he forgets his words

like a politician.

I am not like that, sir. - Fine.

Let's see when you get money.

Read some international news.

- As you wish, sir.

Siri, stay here. I'll make a call.

Sir. Sir, just a second.

Take it.

- So you still respect me.

Or else you won't pay me the salary.

- Shut up! Come.

Cut that crap and listen to me.

If the meeting is over early..

...I will be back by

the evening flight.

If you don't keep the cell

phone on switch-on mode..

...and receive my call and

pick me up on time..

...then you know what

I am going to do.

You'll hire an auto rickshaw.

Sir, if it's a good joke

you should laugh.

Laughing is good for health, sir.

That's how you fool me and trap me.

Idiot! Be here on time.

- Sir. Sir.

How many times will I have to tell

you that you look beautiful!

Now get back to your work, Padmaja.

- You!

Hail lord Venkataramana

of the seven hills!

Don't get upset.

- Hello, boss! What's the matter?

I'll tell you.

- Phataskhar, what happened?

Chitti Fund has removed the board.

- Chitti Fund?

Our buddy has a girlfriend.

Her name is Chitra.

But our friend used to call

her 'Chitti'. Right, baldy?

Leave me, Bhaskar. - It's not over.

That was just the first half.

The second half is that Chitti

used to collect funds..

...from our friends regularly.

She collected it everyday..

...and laughed with him and had

some good time with him..

...till she collected five

lakh rupees from him..

...and then she took him to

Tirupati to marry him..

...and when he returned

from the temple..

...after shaving his head, Chitti

was out of his life..

...along with the fund, leaving

him alone with his globe.

Why are you irritating him!

He's already upset.

Don't worry, dude.

It's just 5 lakhs.

You can earn it with

your left hand.

And you can give it to Kerala

Kutti with your right hand.

Let's go. - And yes, baldy,

they sell sandalwood paste..

...in Kerala.

Apply it on your bald head.

I don't know if you'll get wise,

but you will sure get some hair.

Let's go. Why are you troubling

him like that!

What else do you want me to do!

They study well, they

earn gold medals..

...they earn crores of rupees

for their companies..

...and when they see a

girl smiling at them..

...they go to temples and

shave their heads.

I am fed up of this love

and bullshit.

Excuse me.

- Hello!

Don't underestimate love.

It's a beautiful experience.

Yes, there's no doubt about it,

and at the end of it..

...it leaves a big hole

in your pocket.

You don't know anything about it.

So you are also searching for

your Chitti?

I need to go in search of her.

I think she will search me..

...and find me some day.

- Your dialogue sounds..

...like the lead to the heroine's

introduction. - it might be.

One second.

- What are you looking for?

I am searching for a special

effect to change the scene.

Yes, I got it.

"This is a dream that I never"

dreamt even in my dreams.

"The cuckoo came to me and

said it will come true."

"I am getting that vibe. I am sure

there are some great days ahead."

"The day that I have been waiting

for is not far away."

"There only fun and joy heard."

"This is a dream that I never

dreamt even in my dreams."

"The cuckoo came to me and

said it will come true."

"I am getting that vibe. I am sure

there are some great days ahead."

"I feel like dancing in the rain."

"I feel like climbing

the mountains."

"I feel like diving

into the ocean."

"I feel like flying in the sky."

"I feel like enjoying the

beauty of the nature."

"This place is filled

with happiness."

"This is a dream that I never

dreamt even in my dreams.

The cuckoo came to me and

said it will come true."

"I am getting that vibe. I am sure

there are some great days ahead."

"I am waiting for my

beloved one's arrival."

"I am keeping my eyes open"-"

"He will come to me and

sweep me off my feet."

"I am waiting for that day."

"I am dying to meet him."

"Sooner or later he will be mine."

"This is a dream that

I never dreamt even in my dreams.

The cuckoo came to me and

said it will come true."

"I am getting that vibe. I am sure

there are some great days ahead."

I'm in Mumbai airport. You are at

your home in Hyderabad, right?

What are you saying, sir! I'm

on the way to the airport.

Where do these people come from!

It seems that he's still learning

to drive. Are you injured?

Injured? What do you mean?

- Sorry!

I didn't ram into your car to get

injured, but I did it for thrill.

For thrill? - I did it to see how

thrilling it is to fall under a car.

I didn't know that even

such beautiful people..

...go to mental asylum in Erragadda.

Help me, please.

But colliding with this

car was most thrilling.

I didn't know that we can do social

service in this way as well.

If you really like ramming

into cars that much..

...then I will leave you

at Ameerpet or Abids..

...at 5'O' clock in the evening,

you can get as much thrill..

...you wish for, but let

me go for the time being.

Is my car fine?

Find out someone else.

How can a person collide

with a car for thrill?

Why do I come across such

people all the times!

The Mumbai flight is delayed, sir.

It will be an hour late.

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