Me and You

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Well'?

Nothing.

So you took off, went away

and left him on his own'?

Yes.

It's normal.

Normal'?

He wouldn't have helped me either.

- But how did you feel aftemrards?

- Normal.

Can you explain

what "normal" means to you'?

Normal means normal.

So, nothing.

I know it's hard

to talk about certain things.

But with time

we'll be able to go deeper.

I think we're done for the day.

See you next week.

Bye, Lorenzo.

See, I was right after all'?

Yes.

To open up,

he needed an outsider,

someone who's neither you or me.

Yes, I told you,

he decided all on his own.

It's such a relief.

I phoned you right away!

Lorenzo for a week on the snow!

If you think how it was

just a year ago...

If he feels he wants to be

with the others for a whole week,

that's a wonderful sign.

It's very important.

I could hardly wait to call you.

No! Wait.

I'll tell him myself later.

Alright.

Before we begin our lesson,

who hasn't given me the money yet'?

Tomorrow is the last day. Any hasn't

paid by tomorrow won't be coming.

I'm not joking.

Sign here.

Take this.

- Cuni, coming for ajoint'?

- Don't bother with him.

Lorenzo, what are you doing'?

I was trying to pick up a bean

with the straw.

Cut it out, eat properly.

I heard from your dad. He said

to buy you a snowboard.

- There are new ones out.

- Nitro'?

I don't know, we'll see,

I don't remember.

It has to be Nitro, or Gnu.

But I don't need one, mine's fine.

No, he's counting on it,

he wants to buy you something...

- Is he happy I'm going?

- Of course, he's very happy.

- What did he say'?

- That he was happy.

- What were his exact words'?

- I don't know, he was happy.

No, tell me,

what were his exact words'?

He was happy.

Mom, do you think

people seeing us here now,

could think we were a couple'?

How could they think a kid would be

with a woman of my age'?

Well, you look a lot younger.

No, they'd think I'm your mother.

We need to cut your hair.

Imagine that tomorrow a fatal virus

comes out of a laboratory

and kills the population.

But you and I find the antidote

and are saved.

And we're the only ones

left on Earth.

But humanity is doomed, unless we...

- Stop it.

- Come on, it would save humanity.

Stop this nonsense, eat up.

Why get mad I... I mean an extreme

situation I... It's to save mankind.

What are you thinking!

- You're worse than a six-year-old!

- Okay, sorry.

Tell me just one thing. If it were

a boy, what would you call him'?

- What did the psychiatrist say about

Lorenzo'? - He has a grandiose self.

- What's that mean'?

- That our son is so narcissistic.

He doesn't need anyone.

That's great news.

- I found them! - Good!

What would I do without you'?

You wouldn't find your shoes.

Where's this chameleon from'?

- What do you mean'?

- Where's it come from'?

- We get them from the dealer,

I don't know. - It's strange.

I think it's African,

Indian ones are bigger.

- Yes, maybe.

- No, I'm sure.

What do you feed it'?

Mealworm larvae.

It's a bit skinny. You should

give it a more varied diet,

- Like crickets or silkworms.

- Will you get me some'?

- Does it ever change color?

- Buy it and find out.

Is this for cats or dogs'?

- It's the same. - It can't be.

- Don't you have anything to do'?

- Are stick insects hard to breed?

- No!

Just a terrarium and some branches,

want some'?

- I'll give you a good price.

- No, thanks, they're not my thing.

And this'? How much is this'?

I was thinking about

that story you told me. I liked it.

- Which one'?

- The one about a pastry maker.

The pasty maker who tamed beetles.

It's a good one.

- Go see if the nurses are around.

- No, no one's around.

- Get my medicine from my purse,

hurry. - Here.

Grandma, I have to go, I'm going with

the school tomorrow to sky.

- How nice.

- See you in a week.

In a week I'll be at the cemetery.

Okay, I'll have my coffin put

on top of yours, like a bunk bed.

Good! That way we can chat.

- Bye, Grandma.

- Bye.

Seven...

Seven...

Five... six... seven!

That's seven of everything.

- Hi, Lorenzo.

- Hi, Salvatore.

- Did you bring your cell phone'?

- Yes.

- And music?

- Yes.

- Your medicine bag'?

- Yes.

What'll you do once I'm gone'?

I'll go home and sleep a little,

I've got such a headache.

- And then'? - Then at 11:00 I'll

visit Grandma and then I have to work.

- Leave me here. - Eh'?

- Let me get out.

- Put you seatbelt back on.

- Please, Mom.

- Let me get out.

- Why?

Because I want to arrive by myself!

I don't understand.

I said let me get out!

Calm down, don't start

making a crazy scene. It's too early.

I want to go there alone!

Lorenzo! Stop that or I'll get mad!

Okay, I won't go,

that way you'll be happy.

Everyone's going on their own, I'll

be the only one turning up with mommy!

That's enough!

BIO-Hum.

- Good morning, Salvatore.

- Good morning, ma'am.

Hello? I can't hear a thing!

It's the doorman here, speak up!

I can't hear a thing, it's Salvatore.

Hello, Mom'?

Yes, everything's fine. I was having

a snowball fight with the others.

We'll have dinner at the hotel,

then tomorrow's the torchlight party.

The teacher's not here,

I can't put her on.

Why do you want to talk with her'?

No, come on, leave me alone.

They're calling me.

We'll talk tomorrow.

Bye. My God!

Look what I've got for you.

Look, here it is.

Sacrifice to the rubber raft god.

No, that bastard Emiliano

didn't come.

I waited two hours for him!

No, you're a d*ckhead too,

I'm sick of you all!

Is anyone here'?

Who the f*** are you'?

Lorenzo! Why are you here'?

- Are you Olivia?

- Of course, why are you here'?

No reason, I was looking

for something and then fell asleep.

- Who gave you the keys'? - That b*tch

housekeeper of yours.

Who wouldn't let me in because

who knows what your mother told her.

She said my stuffs in a box

here in the basement.

Where is it'? Help me find it.

It's got "Olivia" written on it.

Look where they put me!

Nice family I have!

- Sh*t, it was here.

- What are you looking for'?

Grandma gave me a gold bracelet.

That b*tch, your mother took it.

Don't talk about my mom like that!

What does she care

about your bracelet'?

Your mom's interested

in a lot of stuff.

With the excuse that I'm a thief,

she's taken everything.

- Goddammit, it was here!

- Don't shout so loudly, please!

Got any money'?

What an a**hole.

- Doesn't your dad give you money'?

- No. And he's your dad too.

Really? I'd almost forgotten.

I never see him.

Give it to me, it's for a taxi.

I don't have any.

Look my in the eyes.

- You've grown.

- So have you.

Yeah, I'm coming. I'll take

the subway, I'll be a while.

ERIN-HEP-

- Listen, sorry.

- What is it'?

Don't tell anyone you saw me here.

Not even the housekeeper.

Nobody must know.

You're even getting a moustache.

- Take this up.

- I can't, no one knows I'm here.

Whatever, do what the f*** you want.

"I'm Lestat, a vampire,

I'm immortal. More or less.

The light of day,

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