Mean Guns Page #4

I don't belong here!

I don't belong here!

I was with a friend!

Yeah with a friend huh? She's cute.

Can we keep her?

Neither one of us

can afford to go soft

for a nice pair of tits.

Not today.

I won't be any trouble.

I won't, you guys.

I can help.

I'll be a decoy.

I'll do anything

you want.

She's your pet.

You feed it, you clean it,

you kill it.

Hey, I really

appreciate this I really do.

A hundred percent.

You can count on me.

Can I have a gun?

Get this straight,

nipples.

This ain't the girl scouts

or Melrose place.

Cute doesn't cut it all

the way to the tree line.

You do what we say

when we say it

and maybe make it

out of here alive.

Get in our way

or cross us,

we'll put you down.

You're built like

there's no tomorrow,

but I'll put you

down just the same.

If you think for one minute

we trust you,

you better think

a little harder.

This is no time for

slutty games, get me?

Yes, sir.

All right, I'm sick of this.

I'm calling you guys out.

I'm taking all comers

in 15 minutes

back in the place

where this all started,

and I will personally

put holes in all of you.

Anyone who wants a face-off,

bring it on.

And by the way,

I found the 10 million,

but I don't figure moon's

gonna let me leave with it

unless

you're all taken out.

Goody. Prime time.

Let's go.

Everyone's

gonna be there.

Easiest way

to clean up this mess.

Should have thought

of it, hoss.

Hoss?

Need some

more bullets.

A lot more.

Your name's hoss?

Hoss. Hoss and crow.

Ever read

Sam Shepard?

Tooth of crime?

Fantastic stuff.

And who are you?

Barbie.

Like the doll?

Like bonanza?

I'm crow, this is hoss, you're Barbie.

Can we go now?

Nice bottom.

Tight bottom.

About the money...

I was just wondering

if they even have it,

or is it just a trick?

Beg pardon?

Well, the money's the whole

point of this thing, right?

I don't think she gets it.

Barbie.

Barbie.

Look, honey...

The money doesn't matter.

The 3 that walk out of here

are gonna the 3 with the money.

You're putting the cart

before the horse.

What if it's a trap?

Of course

it's a trap.

We kill people.

We're killers.

We set traps for a living.

Of course it's a trap.

Do you think

it's smart?

I don't remember asking

your opinion, pissflaps.

Need a gun.

Got one...

Got 2...Got 3.

Meant her.

Eighty-six

that idea right now.

You lead.

I do.

You do what?

I do need a gun.

If somebody takes a crack

at me, I'm toast.

How I can help you?

How can you hurt us?

Bro, huh?

I think

I've been clear.

I do need a gun.

They're gonna

blow my brains out.

Then keep your head down

until you grow one.

Let's move. Come on.

What if they don't come?

They know it's a trap

then we'll just have

to kill each other.

This is warped.

Warped? Watch mtv.

That's warped, man.

What's the world coming to?

How many flies and maggots

can you work into

the shot here?

You got lesbian

leather dykes on one hand,

piss and b.M. In somebody's

mouth on the other.

It's oglethorpe's playground

to a madness.

And you'd know

all about that.

What was that, d?

Forget it.

I didn't catch

your remark, d.

You said it.

Must want somebody

to hear it.

I said...

Nothing.

Like always...Hot air.

All talk, no walk.

You're gonna

buy it today, Lou.

I just got a feeling

about it.

We're all gonna

buy it today, d.

Haven't you

figured it out yet?

Shut up.

Everyone, chill out.

This rabbi and this priest,

they walk into a bar...

A rabbi?

Hey, d, rattle, rattle.

I swear to Christ, Lou,

if you don't shut up...

Waah-freaking-waah.

Boo-freaking-hoo.

Dammit.

I didn't mean to you.

I think I'm going to have

to kill you, d.

Don't threaten me, Lou.

You're not the stud

you used to be.

In fact, people

say you're through.

You just don't know it yet.

You remember

the first one, d?

I mean, the first real one.

I do.

It felt like freedom.

Knowing what you can do

to the world.

The next time...

You didn't feel a thing.

No guilt, pain,

remorse, fear.

We can change the world

with what we do.

There is nothing

to be afraid of, is there

the devil won't come.

There is nothing

to stop you.

Till you lose it.

Exactly.

Until you lose it.

And when that happens, d...

You feel everything.

Remember me?

Your stepfather and mother

discussed it with me.

Get out of here!

We've decided this is

a bad place for you.

You don't like it here,

do you, Lucy?

Good.

You can't come in!

What the hell do you

think you're doing?

You never gave

a sh*t before!

I do now, Stan.

Listen, Lucy, I get off

hurting bad people.

You don't have a problem

with that, do you?

After this, neither of us

will have to worry, ok?

Where the hell

are you going?

I gotta piss, Lou.

Sit down.

Lou, let her go.

What do you want

me to do, Lou?

Go right here?

I said, sit down.

No one's going nowhere

until this is over.

Piss in your mouth

for all I care.

So, what time is it?

Piss off!

This is wrong, man.

This is just wrong.

I can't be here for this.

This is wrong.

Wrong time, wrong place.

D...

Wrong life.

Wrong life.

I gotta get out of here.

I'm not waiting here to die.

Load!

Load!

Load!

The fourth person.

Load!

Barbie, you b*tch.

Bob!

I'm out!

Bob!

Shut up, b*tch!

Bobby, no!

One hour left,

then all the cows

come home.

Forget it. I'm taking

my own chances now.

B*tch.

Just kill me,

you goddamn freak.

Crow.

Hoss.

We're the only ones left.

We're the only ones left,

moon, goddamn it!

There's more, a**hole,

and you got

one hour left

before I clean up

all of you.

Cam!

Ollie, Ollie, oxen

free!

You goddamn snitch.

All right, we're closing in

on the winners.

What do you say I speed up

the action in this ballpark?

The money's in the third floor

locker room.

That's 15 minutes, tops.

Go get it.

Hey, moon,

how do you like it?

Where's Lou?

Is Lou your daddy now?

And is he a good daddy?

We're partners, right?

You and me.

We've got to get

out of this joint.

There's a lot of nasty

guys out there,

so we'll be

very, very quiet, yeah?

Take my hand.

Ugly.

Yucky f***in' yuck.

Probably some novice

to get that messed up.

Some high-school punk

who thinks he's tough.

Happens all the time.

Yeah, maybe

in your world.

Are we there yet?

We're on the third.

Split up?

No.

You've got 2,

and you've got 3.

I've got none.

You guys, you're not

gonna leave me

out on my own to die.

Fine.

So we stick.

Fine.

Fine.

Give me a gun!

Give me a gun!

You tried to kill me,

you son of a b*tch!

You just wanted the money

like everyone else.

You thought he was special?

Drop the gun, Barb.

Hold still a sec.

She can keep it.

My gun.

No.

Yes.

You want to reconsider

that thought?

Just don't shoot me.

We're not done

yet, crow.

Think she'll shoot you?

Just cap her

and call it over.

I can't.

Because I'm between her

and the bullet.

All damn day.

I like her.

She doesn't

get the gun.

She doesn't get the gun,

she's dead.

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