Mere Brother Ki Dulhan Page #2

Searches for pretty faces

My brother's bride

My brother's bride

Oh Gorgeous

The one who is as quick as the light

And is yet as tender as a dew drop

The one who understands relations

And has a spotless heart

The one who is a good luck charm

This search is a

responsibility and is still fun

I seek such a bride for my brother

The one who has Delhi in her

heart and London in her heartbeat

I seek such a bride for my brother

My brother's bride

My brother's bride

Will be number one

My brother's bride

Why don't you become

My brother's bride

Will be number one

My brother's bride

Why don't you become

My brother's bride

My brother's bride

My brother's bride

Your film is a blockbuster!

I can't tell you how proud I was

to read your name on the big screen.

It was amazing!

Why all this drama?

This isn't drama, it's a celebration.

Full filmy style.

Have you gone mad?

The cops have come.

Let's get out of here!

Stop this nonsense!

Is it a minister's reception?

Making all this noise!

So this is why

you've come to Dehradun.

Hey, it's only a girl. We'll find one.

Relax.

Listen, call me later. Alright?

And yes, say my 'hi' to uncle!

Kush. Hello. Welcome.

Hi Dinesh.

How are you?

- I'm good.

My child is here!

You look so weak.

The same line again.

Look, you are the mother of a

soon to be great Bollywood director.

Please, come up with

some better dialogue.

How many men?

That's dad's line.

Where is the Colonel?

- He's waiting for you.

Let's go.

Are you going to speak or should I?

Yes dad?

Listen.

The poor boy's just arrived.

Hmmmmm!

You know, Kush...

I'm sick of you and your generation.

Your generation, it's the...

...SMS generation.

Totally confused.

Look at Luv.

All these years he'd been saying...

...that he would

marry a girl from London.

But yesterday, he calls and says No!

I will marry an Indian girl.

And that I shouldn't select any girl.

It's Kush who will do that...

...because he understands me better.

Great then.

Go find.

Kush, don't worry.

Dad has arranged to see some girls.

We'll go and meet them.

When?

Tomorrow!

Very tasty!

My 22-year-old Mani made it herself.

How many pounds does

your brother earn?

I guess about 80 thousand.

How much is that in Indian rupees?

What do you do?

I do stitching.

I can sew everything.

Really.

How nice.

Don't worry, son.

My whole snack factory is in her name.

I shall give you in dowry.

My girl studied in a Delhi College.

We've brought her up with

a lot of love and pride.

Hello.

So you work in films?

Yes.

I've heard that Amitabh

Bachchan is about seven and half feet tall.

Is he?

Sir, actually...

Does he have a car?

He has the company's car.

Once during her childhood,

a boy broke my girl's doll.

Oh no!

And these two brothers broke his ribs.

So sweet.

Will you... cast me as a heroine?

One audition?

What is your size?

Small.

Small?

No I mean...

...38...

...40.

Shall I stitch?

- What?

Shirt.

No, No. Thank you.

Coat?

- No.

Raincoat?

- Raincoat!

Dollar... money...

Your wedding clothes... Ours.

Tell me that you love me.

- Drink milk!

I am going to be the

mother of your child.

Drink milk. Milk!

Mani-honey...

...they have money!

What's happening to people?

How can they be so dumb?

Hey, Mr. Bollywood.

You've made 4-5 films and

you've lost track of reality.

This is how it is in real life.

Middle class people

talk about these things...

...and ask these

kinds of questions only.

So what do I do?

Should I tell my brother then?

We aren't getting a girl.

There must be some device with

which we can find that one girl...

...who will adjust nicely

with my brother in London.

I've got an idea.

Awesome.

Isn't it a poster of a hit film?

Hello.

- Hello.

Is that Mr. Agnihotri?

Yes.

This is Rakhi Sawant speaking...

...from Rakhi ka Swayamwar 2.

- What?

I saw the ad for Luv. He's

quite cute. Send him to my show.

No-No-No...

- Hello.

What happened?

I don't know.

This should be it.

Hello?

Kush Agnihotri?

Yes.

- Is that party from London there?

Yes, that's right.

At least the idea was good.

My foot, it was good!

This house has become a call

centre with so many calls!

Don't laugh, you ass.

There's not much time

left before Christmas.

If the alliance isn't

confirmed in the next 10-15 days...

...then Bhaisahab and

my father will kill me.

There's a call for you.

Who is it?

I couldn't understand...

They said someone from the ministry.

From the ministry?

Hello.

Kush Agnihotri?

Yes sir.

My name is Dilip Dixit.

I am in the Foreign Services,

posted in Delhi right now.

Yes sir.

I've called you because we

saw your matrimonial ad...

...and we have a daughter and we are

looking for a suitable boy for her.

If it's alright, I'd like to call

you and your family over to our house.

Yes, sir. Whenever you

are free, we can come.

Would this Sunday be okay?

Absolutely, sir. Absolutely.

Great, my secretary will call

you to give you the address.

Nice talking to you, sir.

Same here, son. God bless.

Hey, what happened?

Yes! Finally a good proposal.

See, the idea was good.

Kush?

- Yes, sir.

Nice to see you.

- Hello.

This is my mother.

Hello.

- Hello.

Hope you had no problem

finding the house? - Not at all.

Please come, I'll

introduce you to everyone.

My wife Rita.

- Hello.

My nieces, Dia and Tina.

Hello.

- Hello.

And this is my genius son, Ajay.

M.A. In Psychology.

- Really!

Hello, hello. Nice to meet you.

Really nice. Come in, come in.

Please come.

So Luv has been in

London for 8 years? - Yes.

Does he intend to settle there?

I don't think he will be able to

adjust to the lifestyle here now.

He likes London, he's

excelling in his job.

I think its best for him.

Marriage. He'll come to

India for the wedding, right?

Ajju!

Of course he'll come, son.

Anyway, he's right.

If he likes London

then he should stay there.

In fact, we like London a lot.

We were there for 18 years

- Really?

I was the Cultural Secretary there...

...and our daughter

Dimple was born there.

This is the main reason we

wanted to meet with you.

When we saw that ad of yours,

we were quite excited.

And Kush, I must say...

...very well done on the ad.

Thank you, uncle!

Dimple's taking a long time. Dimple!

So where does Luv stay in London?

He stays in Wembley.

Hi aunty.

- Hello, dear.

I'm sure you know the

famous stadium there.

Tea?

- Yes, thank you.

Oh no!

- What have you done?

He spilled everything.

Son, go inside and wash this.

Dear, show him the bathroom.

- Yes.

Please sit. It happens sometimes.

- Sorry.

What are you doing here?

What the... what are you doing here?

Hello.

Hey, where are you, D?

Listen, I've put sugar in the tank.

Once the bus goes a little further,

the engine will seize.

And you can come and pick us up. Okay?

You are too good.

I know. I'm the best.

Hey look, it's bus!

Help us! Help us!

Stop!

Robin!

Hey D!

- What's up?

Hey guys, this is D.

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