Mere Brother Ki Dulhan Page #8

- Jameela!

Silly!

- Silly?

You scared me!

Please take us to the Taj Hotel.

What was the need for all this drama?

My dear, Agra is a tiny

place about the size of the palm.

Half the family is

shopping in the market.

Anybody could see us.

Stop doing that.

Greetings.

Greetings.

Greetings.

Greetings.

- Greetings.

Greetings.

Greetings.

- Greetings.

C'mon dad.

Excuse me, could you please hurry up?

Please slow down.

Go slowly. Easy.

Are you crazy?

Go and park it at the hotel parking.

- Yes.

We'll be back in ten minutes.

I told you not to do that.

- Excuse me.

You?

Greetings.

Greetings.

Greetings.

Greetings.

- Greetings.

Greetings.

Greetings.

Greetings.

Shall we go, dad? This has

turned into 'Amar Akbar Anthony'.

Why are they following us?

Sh*t. I forgot. Today they had a

meeting here for the catering.

C'mon. C'mon.

Do you wanna have some more tea?

Oh C'mon, Piali.

Let's cut the crap and

come straight to the point!

Do you know my future was

about to be ruined because of you?

I just about managed

to escape the ordeal.

When I read your SMS on Luv's phone...

...and I came to my senses.

Means?

Means he loves you damn it!

But he told me that he

didn't love me anymore.

Oh, but he does.

He just doesn't want to admit it.

I don't believe it.

- Oh?

Well, you will soon.

See this.

Piali.

I still think of her a lot.

We were together for 5 years.

We were this close to getting married.

You know what, I really think

that we were made for each other.

I truly loved her.

Look what he's done to himself.

How could I possibly marry someone...

...who still loves you so much?

Why don't you call off the marriage?

Oh, Piali.

This is India, Piali.

If you call off an

engagement after marriage...

...then whatever be the reason,

it will only mean one thing.

Humiliation for me and my family.

That's why I've called you here.

Because you are the

only one who can help me.

How?

Tell me this first,

do you still love him?

A lot.

Do you want to marry him?

- Yes.

But how?

- Control him!

Control.

How will I control him?

He's marrying you.

Piali. Don't you know this.

Boys are suckers...

...and a sucker only needs a lollipop.

Dangle a lollipop to a sucker, he

will automatically be in your control.

Got it?

- Yes.

But just remember one thing.

You are my childhood

friend from London...

...not Piali, just Pia.

Tomorrow evening there's a youngsters'

party, at Lootharpur farms, okay?

Go. Get your love.

Good evening, everybody!

I welcome you all to this

mansion in Lootharpur farms.

On this happy

occasion of their wedding...

...we present an item program

for our dearest Luv and Dimple.

And I must add that the

program is a little naughty.

A little naughty.

It should be a little naughty.

So for tonight's performance...

...Luv's character

will be portrayed by...

...our Bollywood boy Kush!

And Dimple will be played by...

Who. Who?

Not so fast.

Hold on with bated breath.

I present to you...

...tonight's

sensational performance...

'Double-edged sword'

The sword of your eyes

Cuts me into pieces

When the blood of my love,

drains from my heart

I get intoxicated

Oh sharpshooter

Oh sharpshooter

You hunt with your eyes

You are a double-edged sword

You are a double-edged sword

You have more venom than a snake

You are a double-edged sword

You are a double-edged sword

You're a little sweet,

but also a little poisonous

As hot as the summer wind

Ever so silently,

you enter one's heart

that he dances with pure joy

You can dictate one's heart

You hunt with your eyes

You are a double-edged sword

You are a double-edged sword

Again and again, your body countours,

your walk, your smile

What the...

Luv!

What are you doing here?

That's what I want to ask you.

Again and again, your body countours,

your walk, your smile

Intoxicate me with your beautiful eyes

Oh poisonous beloved, come to me

I can overthrow any power

I can bring down the dictators

I am a beauty, beware

I can make or break your destiny

Don't deny me, I submit to you

Please don't play with my heart

I beg you, I plead you

I have no other

place than your doorstep

You're a little sweet,

but also a little poisonous

As hot as the summer wind

Ever so silently,

you enter one's heart

that he dances with pure joy

My words are my weapons

You hunt with your eyes

I am a double-edged sword

I am a double-edged sword

Dimple's a childhood

friend of mine from London.

Friend?

- I've come for her wedding. And you?

She's getting married to me!

- What!

What's gotten into you?

What are you wearing?

When did you get this

tattoo on your back?

And who is the white guy with you?

I don't owe you any explanation.

We're broken up. Remember?

Breakup.

Just three days back you

sent me emotional SMS's.

I miss you. I miss you.

Did you reply?

No, right? So I got over you.

Got over you. In three days!

See...

...now there is

nothing between you and me.

We are free.

So let's just enjoy ourselves.

Okay?

- Pia. Come.

Let's dance.

- C'mon.

Pia. You've changed your name?

Bhaisahab, what are you doing here?

Dancing, Bhaisahab, dancing. Come.

My love with cost you dearly

It will kill you

with it's poisonous eyes

It won't let you live,

It won't let you die

Such is my venomous love

I want you, I need you

I won't be able to go on without you

All you wishes, all your desires

I will obey your every command

You're a little sweet,

but also a little poisonous

As hot as the summer wind

Ever so silently,

you enter one's heart

that he dances with pure joy

Don't play with fire

You hunt with your eyes

I am a double-edged sword

I am a double-edged sword

You are a double-edged sword

You are a double-edged sword

Luv, your tea.

You still can't hit it.

Okay wait. Now I'll try.

You can't hit the shuttlecock.

I'm trying, Pia. I'm trying.

Okay, try again. Here.

Okay, try this one.

C'mon, Kush.

Sorry.

Are you hurt?

Yes.

Better?

Kush!

What?

- Come here!

Don't go.

Right now!

Just a minute. I'll be right back.

What happened, Bhaisahab?

What the hell is going on outside?

Badminton.

Last night, Pia told me

that she loves badminton.

So, we've been playing

since this morning. - What!

Enough. I'm tired now.

Even I'm tired.

Enough!

- No, you can't give up.

C'mon.

- Oh dear!

She is a rocket man. So fast.

This is what you call a bombshell!

I'm totally bowled

over by her attitude.

Morning uncle.

I want you to meet Pia. She's

my childhood friend from London.

And these are Luv's parents.

Oh, hello uncle.

Oh, from London?

- Hello, aunty.

What a sweet girl.

And very fit. She motivated us both.

Bhaisahab, I must tell you.

I'm feeling something flutter in

my heart, after a very long time.

What happened?

Nothing.

Should I go?

Bhaisahab?

Not today.

Catch.

Okay, again. One more.

Got the second one! Let's try again.

Listen, I like Pia very much.

Good girl.

She's a nice girl.

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