Miami Rhapsody Page #5

easier to write than to talk.

You were certainly very popular.

-No, I was not.

I was so thin at the school.

As a hat rack with nipples.

You will be a beautiful bride.

Do not be nervous about it.

I wish I could

be more impulsive as you.

Do you think I am?

Mother says

that you are passionate and intense.

This is because

I talk spanish in bed.

Whoa! Race you to the restaurant.

It really pouring down. Table for two?

Where are the ladies' room?

I have to wipe me.

-Are you okay?

-No.

-Need a doctor?

-No.

-Want more toilet paper?

-No.

By the way, love it ...

Thank you. Excuse me ...

That's my punishment for

I fell in love with a married man.

I thought it would

be different this time-

-But they're all the same.

They say they will begin again-

-When they really do not want it,

at least not with me ...

Is there anything I can do?

Yes, you can greet the

bastard that it is over.

I will not see him again.

Say that Zelda sent you!

-Are you in love with her?

-I Zelda? Are you crazy?

-I am in love with your mother.

-Are you?

-A strange way of showing it.

-What I did was horrible.

-I sound like an idiot.

You're no idiot.

I know I am.

I was easy prey.

I was lonely.

Your mother and I argued all the time.

We have been arguing constantly for years.

I would be with someone who

agreed with me for once-

-One that does not argue, do not judge

one or cites past.

You said that it was just a fling.

A year ago, I let

her book our corporate site.

She was wonderful.

She upgraded us all the time.

You work so hard

you do not even take off your coat.

How can you have wool this time of year?

You should have linen.

Lin wrinkling.

-Live a little!

-You have not even eaten lunch?

-I have eaten since lunch.

-Did you know she was in love with you?

-We just ate lunch.

Was the bouncer?

I was a Rockette.

That's not possible.

Why can I do like that here?

-You liked that she showed legs.

She was hilarious.

We went to games, picnics,

played tennis at Williams Island.

My ankle!

-Was it broken?

-Sprained. I helped her home.

Support on the other foot.

Sit down.

Can I get more ice?

I'll just add me

in the bathroom ... with you.

She seems like a refined woman.

-At my age it takes a Volcano

But I must confess that the

first afternoon was lovely.

How are you?

Then I learned the truth.

-You do not limp anymore.

No, it feels much better now.

She had not sprained ankle

and she was not a Rockette.

She was a pathological liar

who was psychotic.

Why you finished it?

She threatened to tell Mom that.

I'll tell Nina

what kind wonderful man she has.

What do you do? Zelda!

Behave yourself!

I was trapped.

I considered killing her.

-How?

-Forget it. I was desperate.

Last week I went

through the mail in the kitchen ...

See what Judy smuggled out

from London! Cuban cigars.

One more thing.

-Thank you.

-There was so little.

-Do not you hate that I smoke?

-I know you love it.

You have to get to have their little pleasures.

Thank you,

but I actually think about quitting.

The-I have heard before.

It's just a bad habit.

-Are you sure?

-Absolutely! It is over now.

-Do you have one?

-A cigar?

Sometimes a cigar

not just a cigar ...

You are crazy.

Then I realized that our love for

and can survive some as Zelda.

At least I hope so.

So you are happy again? So you

'm in love with my mom and everything is fine?

What happened to loneliness

and arguing all the time?

Sometimes I am lonely,

and sometimes we quarrel.

It is a compromise.

That's what marriage is about.

A compromise after another,

and finally turn one into it.

That's how it is.

It's depressing.

You were afraid they would be separated.

-Now they are happy again.

Who knows if they are happy?

They want one thing,

but must be content with another.

Who does not compromise?

-Arabs and Republicans.

-Wrong! Arabs live to negotiate.

Where are the black cabin bag?

-In the locker room in the hallway. Where are you?

To Pittsburg. I will

surprise dad on his birthday.

He needs to have fun. He did

break up with the woman he was dating.

-The florist Dot?

She obviously never showered.

-Strange. She is not even French.

I thought they would marry.

Your father refuses to compromise.

-Being alone is a compromise.

That's brave

not to sacrifice their values.

No, it's selfishness.

Why is the table still here?

You should always send it back.

I hoped

you would start to like it.

It is too big.

-All right. I'm sending it back.

-Thank you.

You're so cute when you're sitting there.

Give me a hug.

You know what we do not

've done in a while?

I can not now.

I have to write a good ad.

Ten hours? You can

be creative so late.

I hoped so.

Do you know anything about this?

No, nothing.

Why do I never learn anything?

-The steaks are immediately clear.

Taste if it is tender.

I know it is there.

It's like butter

with added cholesterol.

I want an answer.

We take it later.

My sister will probably not hear it.

Have you contacted Terri or not?

-I just wanted to see my baby.

-You never strained you before.

-Shot solution changed it.

-Shooting Solution?

Her mad-man firing at us.

He fired only one shot

to scare us.

It worked. I do not know how

that idiot got hold of a weapon.

That's impressive, but tragic.

-Go back to him, then.

Then you can go back to Terri?

I refuse to go back to her

Although she is pregnant with my child.

Do I hear one more thing about moisture

creams, I'll shoot myself in the head!

It's not as glamorous anymore

and therefore you out of it.

I will not just end as a martyr.

Relax. You need not worry

something to be a martyr.

What do you mean by that?

-F*** you!

The nuns raised you well!

Can you believe it?

Yes, I believe in everything.

Do you feel good?

-I'm worried about you.

-I'm fine. Thank you for your consideration.

Whoa!

It looks as if the Pope has died.

It would be nice to eat something

for once when I'm here.

-Are you okay?

-Yes. I thought you were in Jordan.

I thought so too.

What are you doing here?

This is ...

Have you quarreled with Jeff?

No, I just ...

-What is it?

Nothing. I just ...

-I feel terrible.

And Jeff, then?

He will not

to take lightly.

He feeds on to rip your head

by people who do not give him the ball.

You think I have not thought about it?

I do not know what you want.

You tell everyone that you are

love, then you have problems-

And everything is a single touch.

You're like Ross Perot marriage.

Says you.

You have not even

been married for six years.

I think

I'm in love with Mitchell.

You must be kidding! How did it happen?

Remember

when we met in the lingerie store?

One does not forget a man

who buy lingerie for a man.

The next day he invited

me on Halloween party.

Jeff played the game in Houston and I

was tired of sitting home alone.

So I went there.

Papi, you look great!

-Mitchell?

No, Fidel! You must be punished.

Go down and clean the play room!

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