Michael Saints

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Sh*t.

Mister Laroni...

Good afternoon

Sister Margareta...

Come on.

(Who is like God?)

What was that?

Quiet!

Get of me!

Oh God.

Hey easy!

You are wrecking my hand.

Clean that up!

Guys...

I'm sure I'm having

a very bad feeling about this...

Shut up Dumps!

Saints, why

can't we just buy it?

I already told you

it is 25 bucks.

Well...

I got 1 buck 73!

I can see you Franky.

I don't see sh*t.

You guys,

you got to focus.

Dumps

you are front door watch.

No rigids pass you.

You got it?

Come on Lloyd.

Yeah Dumps

we need you.

Okay.

They always let me do stuff.

I don't wanna do it.

Take the money.

It isn't enough anyway.

We will get it.

Hale Mary

full of grace.

Emergency!

Oh sh*t.

- Oh sh*t.

Oh sh*t.

What was that

mister Dumpling?

Wait till your mother

hears about this!

Got it.

Disgusting.

I will never hit him again.

My shirt!

Oh my shirt!

Hello?

Hello Father.

But I locked this door.

Take a seat mister Laroni.

Well mister Laroni...

In trouble again I presume?

Actually euh...

I came to confess.

Confess?

Oh Father...

What have you done

this time Frank?

Well...

I'm a terrible boy,

I...

I'm listening.

Well...

I have committed sloth...

yesterday

and gluttony.

Oh Dear Lord.

Together

in the same day.

I'm so slothful.

Are you?

I'm a lustful boy.

Full of envy

and pride...

look at this hair.

That takes,

that takes effort!

I have wrath.

Yeah wrath,

lots of it.

And greed.

Okay...

And vanity!

Closed mister Laroni.

But euh...

vanity is not

one of the seven

cardinal since.

It is not?

No,

it is not.

Look out Father!

Mother fu...

Frank!

Bye.

Hand over the water Michael

or I turn him in.

Saints

run!

Where you want

the water for anyway?

Probably

to heal is limpy leg.

Just take the water boy

unless you will like

the sound of expulsion.

Leave me Michael

I have got grown hair!

I will be able to get a job.

I'm not leaving you Franky.

Oh isn't that nice.

Brothers in love.

Just hand the water at me boy.

No way you lunatic

I wont say anymore.

You little brad.

Hey limpy!

Dumps!

Miracles don't work on arseholes.

Yeah arsehole!

Please.

I see you boys in school.

Come on.

Mum.

Mum.

You okay?

Yea.

Mum,

we have something for you.

It is religious water

from religion of Adam.

Father Andrew says

he sack me mum.

If you have faith it works.

Where did you get it?

I sent away for it.

Many thanks.

Thank you.

Welcome to church.

I can see you Franky.

That sucks.

Hey you only

have to do it for 2 weeks

remember I just got 10.

Well I think...

Nice girlfriend Dumps.

Thank you.

Tomorrow

our water touched

by our lady of infallible

will make its way

to other congregations

to work its miracles.

This is the last day that you

can order your own personal bottle.

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