Mickey Blue Eyes Page #7

He's lost his mind.

And speeches in 04:05.

Are you out of your mind?

-He wasn't ready. Relax.

-Relax?

Congratulations!

In five minutes, we're dead.

You, me and Gina.

Never chase the bid.

What?

Let the bid come to you.

It's rule number one.

What the hell are you talking about?

Mr. Graziosi wants to see you over there.

Of course. A pleasure.

I think we're in business.

Speeches in three.

We have to go say hi to Maria.

So basically you continue to sell

and buy interesting work through us...

...and I do the insurance valuation

on the collection.

Like insurance against a fire, for example.

Fires can happen.

Look at Sotheby's.

But fortunately, of course,

you would be handsomely covered.

What do you think?

Are we in business?

-Say it!

-In two.

Michael! There you are!

You look serious.

Cheer up!

Those are quite something. Mind if l--

-Take it easy.

-It's quite all right.

What do you think?

Philip, this is Uncle Vito.

Delighted to meet you.

You from the old country?

My family's from Sicily.

Land of the goat.

My wife and I spent

a wonderful week there.

Charming little pensione

with a priceless little owner...

...who looked just like a Mafiosi.

We called him AI Capone.

Remember, darling?

These things are making me squiffy!

Thank you. Excuse me.

I'm sorry, Philip. Uncle Vito!

I am a ninny!

I forgot to tell you the good news.

Mr. Morganson here has decided

Cromwell's are the team for him.

That's marvelous news.

We must meet and discuss the details.

Let me just find my--

I'll have Helen leave a message on Monday.

Excuse me.

What a horrible thing to happen.

I'm sure he meant it as a joke.

Could I borrow him for a second? Thanks.

That was quite something.

I love party tricks.

Pray gather round

from the farthest reaches!

And take your seats...

...to hear the speeches!

And the speeches are early.

Listen, I swear to God I'll do it.

I'm begging you, for Gina's sake,

let me wait till the party's over.

During the speeches. For Gina's sake.

Please, we have to hurry.

I'm going as fast as I can,

but it's rather a mess.

Turn around. I need to tuck it in properly.

English. Figured as much.

Just shove it in there. Shove it in there!

God! No, stuff it in!

Give me your gun.

Give me your gun, Frank.

Johnny's.

His first. I want you to use this one.

I think he gave Frank a live gun.

-I suggest abort. I repeat, abort!

-No!

We can still get this. Get a mike in there.

Kitchen team, get into position,

but nobody goes in until I say so.

-Sir.

-Shut up!

Copy that.

Best man. How do you do?

Excuse me, but I rather think

you're wilting there, old boy.

There we are.

There we are.

Welcome back.

See you later, then.

Ladies and gentlemen...

...perhaps you'd like to give a big hand...

...to Gina and Mike!

You gotta get in here. It's too late.

He's gonna die.

No. This has been nine years.

Kitchen team.

Standing by.

Wait for my word.

We still got a chance. Frank's got a mike.

But....

What?

Vito gave him a live gun.

All right. All right.

Now, can your clapping,

'cause here's you know whom:

My new brother and our bridegroom.

All right. Come on.

Mikey, we're waiting!

We're waiting, Mikey!

You're getting married. Thattaboy!

Speak up!

Sorry.

This is making me nervous.

The last time I spoke at a wedding...

...l was supposed to propose a toast

to the bridesmaids.

I ended up proposing an opening bid.

What's worse is they both sold.

Want it in the head or the chest?

Come on. Come on!

-So I'll keep it simple.

-Good idea!

Andjust tell you why I think today,

for once...

...l'm the one acquiring the masterpiece.

Firstly, I've always been a huge fan

of the ltalian school.

Come on, speak to me.

It's not working.

They say that the real test

of a masterpiece...

...is whether you instinctively know

it's something...

...you'll keep forever...

...love forever.

Don't think of it as gaining a son.

Ifyou don't do it...

...you're losing a daughter.

-Sir?

-No good.

In some cases....

In some cases...

...it's even something you'd be prepared

to die to protect.

That's certainly the case here.

I'd rather die than see any harm

come to Gina.

I love her more than my own life.

And I hope I'm making myself crystal clear

on that point.

Death...

...is okay by me.

And now, ladies and gentlemen,

the fa ther of the bride.

For chrissakes, Bob, this is it.

Damn it! Kitchen team, go!

Excuse me! FBl!

It's bullshit!

Do it!

-Do it!

-No!

-Vinnie, do it!

-Vinnie, no!

Do it! Do it!

No.

Vinnie, do it!

I'm ordering you! Kill her!

Yes! Got him!

FBl! Freeze!

No!

Ambulance, now!

It's too late!

Let's go! The party's over!

-On three.

-I'm ready!

I'm sorry.

-I'm so sorry.

-No, I'm sorry.

You should both be sorry.

These things are surprisingly painful.

My God!

It's a new rule of mine:

Always assume you guys

are hiding something.

Why--

When I thought of you with a gun,

Michael, suddenly I wanted a backup.

You did good.

Oh, my God!

I'll tell you, Frank...

...her father might act

like a moron sometimes....

So I retired.

I'm telling you, Frankie...

...the kid's a genius.

I mean, think about it.

You got Vito.

Vito thinks he got his revenge.

And that's it. Badda-bing. You're even.

You're in the clear. All of you.

-How the hell could you do this to me?

-You were gonna do it to me.

-We did it because we love you.

-Same here.

What?

You love both of us?

I don't think so, Michael.

Oh, my God.

-Wasn't that the--

-Oh, my God!

Welcome to the halfway point...

...in the annual Central Park

Senior Marathon.

-Leave me alone!

-Wait! Listen. Listen!

This picture, it isn't me.

It's Kansas City Little

Big Mickey Blue Eyes!

I was pretending to be a mobster,

and couldn't say my R's...

...and I had to kiss the waitress

or they would've killed us!

Look who's sitting next to me.

Recognize that suit?

Is that Dad?

This photo means nothing.

-So who's Mickey Blue Eyes?

-I am.

I mean, I was. We just made him up.

Come back and I'll explain everything.

So when you said you were

with my dad that day, you were--

I was telling the truth.

-You told me a lot of other lies.

-I know.

I know. I thought it was the only way

to keep you.

But you were right.

It was the only sure way to lose you.

-I was right.

-You were.

-And smarter than you all along.

-Yes.

-And braver.

-Much.

And more convincing at being shot.

Infinitely.

Marry me, Gina.

Would I have to be Mrs. Blue Eyes?

Come here....

What?

Come here.

-What?

-It's me.

Mickey Blue.

Oh, please!

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